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Jake
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Dusting off a classic 🎮
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Never forget
January 12, 2026 at 7:46 AM
They’re calling it “the Donroe Doctrine.”
January 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Praying for her swift recovery 🙏
January 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The Epic Games Store is wild. It’s like an experiment to see how much money they can spend without making a single sale.
Sympathies with the Epic PR team
January 12, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Sidelined reading a New Yorker piece by the sudden emergence of a "Leslie Hamburger"
January 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Wine Mom has always been a misogynist trope and we should all stop saying it, btw.
Ladies you “Zumba-ed” too hard!
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
My local zoo is advertising “The World’s Tallest Gorilla Experience” whatever that means.
January 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Just realized that Death Stranding 2 has a “press X to read Moby Dick” option between missions if you look at the bookshelf.
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Hang on, the EU kneecapping Facebook, Google, Microsoft, and Twitter might actually kick us out of the darkest timeline for a bit.
January 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
January 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Question about the chronology of “I Love It: Did she crash her car into the bridge twice, or is this non-linear storytelling?

To me this reads

1) Got a feeling
2) Crashed car into bridge
3) Threw shit into a bag
4) Crashed car into a bridge again
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Baby Steps is an evil, evil game.
January 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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“My viziers are loyal and would never scheme against me!”
The viziers:
Lol Marco and Vance
January 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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Pulitzer incoming for the groundbreaking piece "I'm Addicted To My Phone And I Need Attention"
January 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Genuinely could not care less about Bluesky not having politicians and journalists when we have THE GUY WHO MADE THE ANIMORPHS BOOK COVERS here.
I did flipbooks for all of the Animorphs covers I did, but they appeared in black and white and very small, so I am posting them here so you can see them large and in color. No AI here--just Elastic Reality and painting. You can buy a signed print of this cover here:
www.etsy.com/listing/798775628
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
????????
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Guys I’m starting to think Pam Bondi might not be very good at her job.
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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If a university in a blue state advised removing Plato because he was pro-slavery it would be the top story on Fox for a year. Democratic elected officials would be expected to answer for it within hours
From an email to one of our faculty members....

Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
January 7, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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Whenever I see someone getting out over their skis on a foreign policy take I remember Caitlin Flanagan confusing Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khomeini and then claiming she was actually expressing a profound truth.
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
January 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Saw this on Facebook yesterday and I’ve been mad ever since. Yeah, I’m an out of touch unc because I recognize that Resident Evil 4 basically invented the modern 3rd person action perspective and the mechanical and tonal rhythms of all AAA action titles going forward.
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM