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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · Oct 29

Dusting off a classic 🎮

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 5h

Same energy as that cop that had a mental breakdown at McDonalds because they asked her to pull forward in the drive through.

Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?

A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
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Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”

John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t remember this post. Probably on account of my depression.

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 6h

Chat are we cooked

Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 6h

My “don’t worry about China, it will all be fine” shirt has people asking a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt

A tweet from Donald Trump that reads “Don’t worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment. He doesn’t want Depression for his country, and neither do I. The U.S.A. wants to help China, not hurt it!!! President DJT”

John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 10h

No he couldn’t

John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 1d

Tim Heidecker putting out an apology for performing at Riyahd (he did not) is such a good bit.

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 1d

“You’ll see me one more time if you do good. Two more times if you do bad.”

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1d

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 2d

“ONE BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR” wailed Dumbledore, calmly.

John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 2d

Tylenol and what now

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 5d

*Potential Infinite Wealth Spoilers*

I’ve replayed LaD twice but every time I think about playing Infinite Wealth again, I don’t because I have to spend half of it playing through a Kiryu story that goes nowhere.

John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 5d

I’m just so bored with Kiryu at this point. I don’t believe RGG will let him grow or develop in interesting ways anymore. I’ll buy Kiwami 3 because I’m a Yakuza sucker but I can’t think of a worse use of the studio’s time than revisiting Kiryu’s least memorable adventure.

John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 6d

It’s so weird how they took this big swing with LaD 7, it paid off better than anyone expected and the entire community embraced Ichiban, and then the studio backpedaled.

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 7d

Go look it up, 100% real and on his YouTube channel.

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 7d

Lol. Lmao.

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 7d

Karl Barth was once asked “Dr. Barth, when was the exact moment you were saved?”

He responded “Who are you? Why are you in my bedroom? It’s the middle of the night, get out of my house immediately.”

Powerful stuff.

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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 7d

jocky's ridge mini golf, nags head, north carolina, 1985

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 7d

Cannot believe how well my sister tee’d me up for this dad joke. Feels like an early Christmas present.

John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 7d

They need to give up and just start using this.

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 7d

It’s not even the AI part that confuses me, it’s that they keep doing the anime thing.

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 7d

I get that it triggers libs, but does this Miyazaki with a head injury stuff actually appeal to anyone on the right? I can see my dad liking and sharing that text by itself but if he say this particular post he’d just scowl and be confused.

meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 7d

AI is the new aesthetic of fascism

white house tweet quoting JD Vance saying we do not ask permission from far left democrats before we deport illegal immigrants " over a Ghibli style pic of him and trump

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 9d

No one:

Protagonist in a PlayStation exclusive talking to no one: “Here’s how to solve this puzzle by the way.”

John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 9d

The news cycle is so crazy that Alex Jones shaved his head and grew a Hitler mustache last week and I haven’t seen anybody talk about it.

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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 10d

Is there any hope for a wider release?

John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 10d

Genuinely encouraging how much the Trump administration is alienating the military.

Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 10d

Having won over the brass by calling them fat and gay, the next step is to win the hearts and minds of the grunts by taking away their cheap treats

The Pentagon wants out of the grocery business, so it's calling on the industry for ideas on what to do with 178 commissaries

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