RIP to Scott Adams, the cartoonist so bad he briefly turned Ben Garrison woke.
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
RIP to Scott Adams, the cartoonist so bad he briefly turned Ben Garrison woke.
They’re calling it “the Donroe Doctrine.”
January 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM
They’re calling it “the Donroe Doctrine.”
Praying for her swift recovery 🙏
January 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Praying for her swift recovery 🙏
My local zoo is advertising “The World’s Tallest Gorilla Experience” whatever that means.
January 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My local zoo is advertising “The World’s Tallest Gorilla Experience” whatever that means.
Just realized that Death Stranding 2 has a “press X to read Moby Dick” option between missions if you look at the bookshelf.
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Just realized that Death Stranding 2 has a “press X to read Moby Dick” option between missions if you look at the bookshelf.
Question about the chronology of “I Love It: Did she crash her car into the bridge twice, or is this non-linear storytelling?
To me this reads
1) Got a feeling
2) Crashed car into bridge
3) Threw shit into a bag
4) Crashed car into a bridge again
To me this reads
1) Got a feeling
2) Crashed car into bridge
3) Threw shit into a bag
4) Crashed car into a bridge again
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Question about the chronology of “I Love It: Did she crash her car into the bridge twice, or is this non-linear storytelling?
To me this reads
1) Got a feeling
2) Crashed car into bridge
3) Threw shit into a bag
4) Crashed car into a bridge again
To me this reads
1) Got a feeling
2) Crashed car into bridge
3) Threw shit into a bag
4) Crashed car into a bridge again
Saw this on Facebook yesterday and I’ve been mad ever since. Yeah, I’m an out of touch unc because I recognize that Resident Evil 4 basically invented the modern 3rd person action perspective and the mechanical and tonal rhythms of all AAA action titles going forward.
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Saw this on Facebook yesterday and I’ve been mad ever since. Yeah, I’m an out of touch unc because I recognize that Resident Evil 4 basically invented the modern 3rd person action perspective and the mechanical and tonal rhythms of all AAA action titles going forward.
I keep seeing variations of this joke and I have to tell you guys, she’s probably not the only person in her class to miss two years and get straight Fs and then graduate. That’s just, like, 5% of students in the public school system now.
January 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I keep seeing variations of this joke and I have to tell you guys, she’s probably not the only person in her class to miss two years and get straight Fs and then graduate. That’s just, like, 5% of students in the public school system now.
Apparently Zohran Mamdani’s mother was considering directing one of the Harry Potter movies until child Zohran was like “what if you made a good movie instead?”
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Apparently Zohran Mamdani’s mother was considering directing one of the Harry Potter movies until child Zohran was like “what if you made a good movie instead?”
$34 hats are how I grieve, please do not police that.
December 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
$34 hats are how I grieve, please do not police that.
This is so true. We all grieve differently. Some of us grieve in private, some of us grieve on a stage in front of 50,000 people with fireworks while Kid Rock sings Bawitdaba. To each their own.
December 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is so true. We all grieve differently. Some of us grieve in private, some of us grieve on a stage in front of 50,000 people with fireworks while Kid Rock sings Bawitdaba. To each their own.
Ray comfort has received the light of Islam and recited the Shahada.
December 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ray comfort has received the light of Islam and recited the Shahada.
It’s obviously DC Talk’s celibacy album, you cowards.
December 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s obviously DC Talk’s celibacy album, you cowards.
The first three words you see will define your 2026:
December 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The first three words you see will define your 2026:
Tried to show my wife’s aunt a picture of the baby but accidentally pulled up this Yakuza screenshot instead.
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Tried to show my wife’s aunt a picture of the baby but accidentally pulled up this Yakuza screenshot instead.
Doom Guy converts to Mormonism in the official Doom spin-off novels.
December 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Doom Guy converts to Mormonism in the official Doom spin-off novels.
Whatever happened to this guy? Is he still around? He could do it.
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Whatever happened to this guy? Is he still around? He could do it.
UPDATE: The Grinch has died in an officer-involved shooting.
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
UPDATE: The Grinch has died in an officer-involved shooting.
First, I think that comparison probably isn’t fair to Wake Up Dead Man. Someone sent me this, which I think actually makes way more sense as an interpretation of that scene. I think I misread the movie here, this is what’s actually going on.
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
First, I think that comparison probably isn’t fair to Wake Up Dead Man. Someone sent me this, which I think actually makes way more sense as an interpretation of that scene. I think I misread the movie here, this is what’s actually going on.