Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
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Both were the husband
I hate when I fall asleep to one Dateline episode then wake up to a completely different one and have zero clue what is happening in either one 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Both were the husband
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
Man said “picked AWF”
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Man said “picked AWF”
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was trying to remember why I knew this guy's name and oh yeah
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
was trying to remember why I knew this guy's name and oh yeah
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
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lmao a woman wrote in to delilah about being in a less fortunate financial position after a divorce and her friends not understanding why she has to be frugal and the first thing delilah said was it sounds like she had a bad lawyer
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
lmao a woman wrote in to delilah about being in a less fortunate financial position after a divorce and her friends not understanding why she has to be frugal and the first thing delilah said was it sounds like she had a bad lawyer
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my boss at my seasonal job has a loaded handgun behind the register and he keeps getting mad at me and the other employee for saying “you’re gonna be so pranked when i shoot myself with that thing”
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
my boss at my seasonal job has a loaded handgun behind the register and he keeps getting mad at me and the other employee for saying “you’re gonna be so pranked when i shoot myself with that thing”
Charlie Brown passed away. They just said it on the news. He was old though, not like you remember him from Peanuts. Still bald
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Charlie Brown passed away. They just said it on the news. He was old though, not like you remember him from Peanuts. Still bald
Don’t the students on the campus have to want to join? Are they just going to be drafted into the Republican Party?
Happening now: Texas leaders announcing a rollout of a statewide program to put TPUSA chapters in high schools and colleges across the state. Gov. Abbott adds that schools that stand in the way should be reported to the Texas Education Agency.
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Don’t the students on the campus have to want to join? Are they just going to be drafted into the Republican Party?
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Bringing this to the work Christmas lunch and rock back and forth without speaking to anyone
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Bringing this to the work Christmas lunch and rock back and forth without speaking to anyone
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This description of It's a Wonderful Life from Apple's store is technically accurate in every detail yet also somehow very funny.
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This description of It's a Wonderful Life from Apple's store is technically accurate in every detail yet also somehow very funny.
Where will America’s leaders publicly deliquesce next? Stay tuned to find out
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Where will America’s leaders publicly deliquesce next? Stay tuned to find out
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For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
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There's a spider on the ceiling
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
There's a spider on the ceiling
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"Bring that sumbitch here daddy so I can whoop him for turning you into a welfare queen" he said, with tears in his eyes
random farmer to Trump on what his child said to him: "He said, 'Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas, I want President Trump.' I think you brought Christmas to farmers with this bridge payment."
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"Bring that sumbitch here daddy so I can whoop him for turning you into a welfare queen" he said, with tears in his eyes
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[in a video to the guy who finished dead last in his fantasy league] hello ultrasteve, it’s your favorite president, Donald J. Trump. your friends let me know that you actually won the fantasy football championship this year, by a lot. that’s great news
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
[in a video to the guy who finished dead last in his fantasy league] hello ultrasteve, it’s your favorite president, Donald J. Trump. your friends let me know that you actually won the fantasy football championship this year, by a lot. that’s great news
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imagining Donald Trump on cameo
random farmer to Trump on what his child said to him: "He said, 'Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas, I want President Trump.' I think you brought Christmas to farmers with this bridge payment."
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I have no idea what Jasmine Crockett’s chances are in the primary, it’s not really my business, but I do know she has the best dialogue out of any of the characters on C-SPAN
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I have no idea what Jasmine Crockett’s chances are in the primary, it’s not really my business, but I do know she has the best dialogue out of any of the characters on C-SPAN
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If I told you hey there's a guy at the airport raving about the Nourishment of a Mother's Breast, who would you think it is. Wrong it's the U.S. secretary of health and human services
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I told you hey there's a guy at the airport raving about the Nourishment of a Mother's Breast, who would you think it is. Wrong it's the U.S. secretary of health and human services
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I am baffled by this because I have had so many friends with shingles and NONE of them made it sound fun. Not one. A vaccine that made me absolutely miserable for 48 hours would still be a huge improvement over the mildest case of shingles I've heard of. (Also it made me tired for 1 day.)
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I am baffled by this because I have had so many friends with shingles and NONE of them made it sound fun. Not one. A vaccine that made me absolutely miserable for 48 hours would still be a huge improvement over the mildest case of shingles I've heard of. (Also it made me tired for 1 day.)
How about a plane that leaves on time and doesn’t fall out of the sky
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
How about a plane that leaves on time and doesn’t fall out of the sky
Wouldn’t it have been easier to just point a camera at some people in a car
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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December 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Wouldn’t it have been easier to just point a camera at some people in a car