Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
Have these guys started to light their real videos more like AI slop to make people accept the slop more easily, or just because they like that aesthetic?
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Have these guys started to light their real videos more like AI slop to make people accept the slop more easily, or just because they like that aesthetic?
Well maybe we should ask the moms too
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Well maybe we should ask the moms too
You don’t want to share your lunch? No snacks for Percy?
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You don’t want to share your lunch? No snacks for Percy?
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the monty hall problem will never confuse me because if i was there and he opened a door with a goat i'd just take my goat and go home
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
the monty hall problem will never confuse me because if i was there and he opened a door with a goat i'd just take my goat and go home
You know what, I’ll just take the shirt
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You know what, I’ll just take the shirt
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I made this like 10 years ago
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I made this like 10 years ago
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Two best bluesky features are how when you retweet something and one of your followers weighs in the app doesn't tattle on you, and how when you block somebody two soldiers show up at your front door with a folded American flag.
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Two best bluesky features are how when you retweet something and one of your followers weighs in the app doesn't tattle on you, and how when you block somebody two soldiers show up at your front door with a folded American flag.
Barron has entered the portal (to heaven)
are we supposed to be placing bets on this or something
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Barron has entered the portal (to heaven)
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the whiniest, least capable, sniveling cretins alive have been ascendant for far too long. We must end The Hour of the Worm
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the whiniest, least capable, sniveling cretins alive have been ascendant for far too long. We must end The Hour of the Worm
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Voyager 3: Sorry, it's not a good time to have company. Sorry for all the extra gold on this one.
Voyager 4: OH SHIT EVERYTHING'S LITERALLY ON FIRE PLEASE HELP
Voyager 5: Apologies, it's been a long time since our last message. All good now. Welcome!
Voyager 4: OH SHIT EVERYTHING'S LITERALLY ON FIRE PLEASE HELP
Voyager 5: Apologies, it's been a long time since our last message. All good now. Welcome!
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Voyager 3: Sorry, it's not a good time to have company. Sorry for all the extra gold on this one.
Voyager 4: OH SHIT EVERYTHING'S LITERALLY ON FIRE PLEASE HELP
Voyager 5: Apologies, it's been a long time since our last message. All good now. Welcome!
Voyager 4: OH SHIT EVERYTHING'S LITERALLY ON FIRE PLEASE HELP
Voyager 5: Apologies, it's been a long time since our last message. All good now. Welcome!
Andor changed Hollywood
Woke 2 is indeed taking off, the celebs and their publicists are figuring out that wait no the pundits in December 2024 were wrong, it is clearly worse for business to be associated with the hysterically irritating right rn than it is to be associated with the annoying libs
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Andor changed Hollywood
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As Commander in Chief it’s important to delegate the little things so you can focus on the big picture stuff (ballroom)
POLITICO: Do you believe the second strike was necessary?
TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
As Commander in Chief it’s important to delegate the little things so you can focus on the big picture stuff (ballroom)
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after several days of perfectly fine but not especially libbed up seasonings like korintje cinnamon and sandwich sprinkle we've got another heater
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
after several days of perfectly fine but not especially libbed up seasonings like korintje cinnamon and sandwich sprinkle we've got another heater
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Altman said basically the same weird thing about electrons a week ago. Suggests there might be some weird text/group these guys are pulling from.
In the bottom 0.1% of the massive mountain of errors, broken arguments and cotton-brained ignorance at play in this classic Yglesias work, but when you generate electricity, you aren't "making electrons", you are pushing them around!!!!!
The heart doesn't 'make blood' folks!!!
archive.ph/wip/XN3RL
The heart doesn't 'make blood' folks!!!
archive.ph/wip/XN3RL
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Altman said basically the same weird thing about electrons a week ago. Suggests there might be some weird text/group these guys are pulling from.
There was a storyline in the Avengers comics 20 years ago where the Red Skull becomes Secretary of Defense under the alias Dell Rusk (lol) and tries to engineer a bioweapon that kills all the non-Aryan races and instead it just turns into a toxic death cloud because that’s Nazi bullshit.
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
There was a storyline in the Avengers comics 20 years ago where the Red Skull becomes Secretary of Defense under the alias Dell Rusk (lol) and tries to engineer a bioweapon that kills all the non-Aryan races and instead it just turns into a toxic death cloud because that’s Nazi bullshit.
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Both were the husband
I hate when I fall asleep to one Dateline episode then wake up to a completely different one and have zero clue what is happening in either one 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Both were the husband
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
Man said “picked AWF”
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Man said “picked AWF”
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was trying to remember why I knew this guy's name and oh yeah
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
was trying to remember why I knew this guy's name and oh yeah
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
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lmao a woman wrote in to delilah about being in a less fortunate financial position after a divorce and her friends not understanding why she has to be frugal and the first thing delilah said was it sounds like she had a bad lawyer
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
lmao a woman wrote in to delilah about being in a less fortunate financial position after a divorce and her friends not understanding why she has to be frugal and the first thing delilah said was it sounds like she had a bad lawyer
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my boss at my seasonal job has a loaded handgun behind the register and he keeps getting mad at me and the other employee for saying “you’re gonna be so pranked when i shoot myself with that thing”
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
my boss at my seasonal job has a loaded handgun behind the register and he keeps getting mad at me and the other employee for saying “you’re gonna be so pranked when i shoot myself with that thing”
Charlie Brown passed away. They just said it on the news. He was old though, not like you remember him from Peanuts. Still bald
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Charlie Brown passed away. They just said it on the news. He was old though, not like you remember him from Peanuts. Still bald