Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
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I have gone from having no opinion on Bush’s Baked Beans to a negative opinion on Bush’s Baked Beans
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I have gone from having no opinion on Bush’s Baked Beans to a negative opinion on Bush’s Baked Beans
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if i knew how to do Spock's neck pinch i would likely only ever use it on myself
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
if i knew how to do Spock's neck pinch i would likely only ever use it on myself
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How about you just watch the tv show like a normal person?
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
How about you just watch the tv show like a normal person?
This is horrible but it's interesting, psychologically, what these guys get out of it. Part of it is the thrill of feeling like you and the president are bullying someone together even though he doesn't know or care that you exist, but they're also mad at Walz? For getting called that?
HOPE WALZ: “What world are we f*cking living in? I draw the line at Gus. You people are f*cking disgraceful.”
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is horrible but it's interesting, psychologically, what these guys get out of it. Part of it is the thrill of feeling like you and the president are bullying someone together even though he doesn't know or care that you exist, but they're also mad at Walz? For getting called that?
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Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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"I am Spartacus" but for sex pests
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"I am Spartacus" but for sex pests
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The thing about the generational discourse is that if you do the research you can prove that the best generation lived from 399-429 CE.
Just a bunch of winners all around. Didn't judge each other, made great hummus, built a generation starship and left Earth. Great folks.
Just a bunch of winners all around. Didn't judge each other, made great hummus, built a generation starship and left Earth. Great folks.
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The thing about the generational discourse is that if you do the research you can prove that the best generation lived from 399-429 CE.
Just a bunch of winners all around. Didn't judge each other, made great hummus, built a generation starship and left Earth. Great folks.
Just a bunch of winners all around. Didn't judge each other, made great hummus, built a generation starship and left Earth. Great folks.
It is funny that you can go full Nazi and put yourself out front as Trump’s strongest soldier and still get tossed out with the trash because he’s bored and the other viziers are feeling catty
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It is funny that you can go full Nazi and put yourself out front as Trump’s strongest soldier and still get tossed out with the trash because he’s bored and the other viziers are feeling catty
"No quo?" "No quo! I'm quoless."
December 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"No quo?" "No quo! I'm quoless."
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i was 7 years old the first time pa taught me how to field dress a grinch
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i was 7 years old the first time pa taught me how to field dress a grinch
Joe Burrow is snow blind
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Joe Burrow is snow blind
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www.nybooks.com/articles/202... i'm trying to read this essay but i keep getting stuck on that bill's name
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
www.nybooks.com/articles/202... i'm trying to read this essay but i keep getting stuck on that bill's name
Scene: American Nuremberg trials, 2029
Bailiff: Last one on the docket today, your honor, but it’s a doozy.
Judge: (reading paper as a smile slowly creeps over his face) The man who did the ad buy for the Meghan Trainor State Farm commercial. Yes. Bring him in. Leave the shackles on.
Bailiff: Last one on the docket today, your honor, but it’s a doozy.
Judge: (reading paper as a smile slowly creeps over his face) The man who did the ad buy for the Meghan Trainor State Farm commercial. Yes. Bring him in. Leave the shackles on.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Scene: American Nuremberg trials, 2029
Bailiff: Last one on the docket today, your honor, but it’s a doozy.
Judge: (reading paper as a smile slowly creeps over his face) The man who did the ad buy for the Meghan Trainor State Farm commercial. Yes. Bring him in. Leave the shackles on.
Bailiff: Last one on the docket today, your honor, but it’s a doozy.
Judge: (reading paper as a smile slowly creeps over his face) The man who did the ad buy for the Meghan Trainor State Farm commercial. Yes. Bring him in. Leave the shackles on.
I know my guy was clip-clopping
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I know my guy was clip-clopping
If you change your display name and your avatar at the same time you have fully regenerated into a new person to me
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If you change your display name and your avatar at the same time you have fully regenerated into a new person to me
Illin’ Worm Man is at it again
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Illin’ Worm Man is at it again
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
There’s a type of plastic surgery a lot of older celebrities get that turns them into the claymation version of themselves and Stallone looks like he got it twice.
Pictured (L-R): Sylvester Stallone, apparently stung by an entire beehive; Paul Stanley, revealing that the KISS makeup was load bearing; and Donald Trump, recently poisoned by the Joker
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
There’s a type of plastic surgery a lot of older celebrities get that turns them into the claymation version of themselves and Stallone looks like he got it twice.
Just remembered the time I told a couple of my non-ball-knowing coworkers that I had a bye week coming up and they thought I was announcing my decision to experiment sexually
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just remembered the time I told a couple of my non-ball-knowing coworkers that I had a bye week coming up and they thought I was announcing my decision to experiment sexually
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Don't think I've ever heard anything good said in a two shot that looks like this
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Don't think I've ever heard anything good said in a two shot that looks like this
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A repost of a Bluesky post of an Instagram post quoting a tweet, this is the online equivalent of pink slime
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A repost of a Bluesky post of an Instagram post quoting a tweet, this is the online equivalent of pink slime
I do think we could get more use out of this one when we’re being condescending. This should obsolete sweet summer child
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I do think we could get more use out of this one when we’re being condescending. This should obsolete sweet summer child
If there’s no flag on the play, it means your haters aren’t paying attention
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If there’s no flag on the play, it means your haters aren’t paying attention