Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
Criterion should release a Coen brothers box set with commentaries by Rod
Sam Elliott as the Narrator, "That is not his point"
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Criterion should release a Coen brothers box set with commentaries by Rod
These are the kinds of omens that would have medieval peasants ripping the wicked ruler apart with their bare hands
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
These are the kinds of omens that would have medieval peasants ripping the wicked ruler apart with their bare hands
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
So many posters loved that one meme about how the uncanny valley effect suggests there was once an evolutionary incentive to fear something that looked almost human but wasn’t, and then they went and voted for it three times
I talked with someone who worked with him for years who said he sincerely thought he was maybe the single most evil person in the world. This was back 2017 and I thought he was joking/exaggerating but he clarified he was serious.
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So many posters loved that one meme about how the uncanny valley effect suggests there was once an evolutionary incentive to fear something that looked almost human but wasn’t, and then they went and voted for it three times
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i expected giamatti to be like oh sure i watched TOS as a kid with my dad, fun show. nope! he's a fucking real one, DS9 is his favorite series, sisko his favorite captain, and he shouts out admiration for colm meaney's performance specifically. One Of Us
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
Paul Giamatti, Star Trek’s Latest Villain, Just Proved His Trek Fandom to Us - IGN
Paul Giamatti, who plays Star Trek’s latest villain Nus Braka on the upcoming Starfleet Academy, just proved his Trek fandom to us.
www.ign.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i expected giamatti to be like oh sure i watched TOS as a kid with my dad, fun show. nope! he's a fucking real one, DS9 is his favorite series, sisko his favorite captain, and he shouts out admiration for colm meaney's performance specifically. One Of Us
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
The President Who Doesn’t Care if You Live or Die has issued another statement for the holiday season
Trump was just asked why the FBI hasn't found the Brown University shooter yet and he said it's the school's fault, not the FBI.
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The President Who Doesn’t Care if You Live or Die has issued another statement for the holiday season
Obviously Tracey is a joke, but to the extent celebrity political activism is remembered at all, being relentlessly anti-Trump will be viewed as a positive by most people. Trump’s going to have the constituency of James Buchanan in 20 years and Reiner will still have made Spinal Tap.
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Obviously Tracey is a joke, but to the extent celebrity political activism is remembered at all, being relentlessly anti-Trump will be viewed as a positive by most people. Trump’s going to have the constituency of James Buchanan in 20 years and Reiner will still have made Spinal Tap.
I don’t care if it happens in a funny way as long as it happens on live TV. That will be funny enough for me
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I don’t care if it happens in a funny way as long as it happens on live TV. That will be funny enough for me
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congressional republicans are disappointed that the monster they elevated is behaving like a monster
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
congressional republicans are disappointed that the monster they elevated is behaving like a monster
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and that's a deep fly to left by Castellanos...
Being announced live on air during a Cowboys blowout. They don’t cut away, they just casually announce it while Dak is getting sacked or something.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
and that's a deep fly to left by Castellanos...
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Returning to twitter to minister to the hogs and do my part to improve the conversation. Fixing Andrew Tate's heart by talking about the NBA with him. Replying "Are you watching Plurbus" to a Rod Dreher post about demonic possession and kicking off a healing round of good-natured discourse.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Returning to twitter to minister to the hogs and do my part to improve the conversation. Fixing Andrew Tate's heart by talking about the NBA with him. Replying "Are you watching Plurbus" to a Rod Dreher post about demonic possession and kicking off a healing round of good-natured discourse.
Let’s all post on Twitter to stop the rise of fascism. It worked before, right?
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Let’s all post on Twitter to stop the rise of fascism. It worked before, right?
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Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
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what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
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I’m screaming and spinning in place just like my role model the earth
December 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’m screaming and spinning in place just like my role model the earth
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Showing this to my haters and asking them to point to the apple that represents how much I’m living in their heads
A helpful 1-5 scale to describe how stolen your apple is
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Showing this to my haters and asking them to point to the apple that represents how much I’m living in their heads
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One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
I’m so used to seeing this text paired with images from A Few Good Men that it feels like Rob Reiner even directed these tweets in a way, and that’s beautiful.
![calm man low IQ
@normal_now
Prosecutor: You smoke good, correct?
Me: yes.
P: fire?
Me: No -- reggie. Nothing above mids.
P: Can you explain this tweet then from September 5th: "l am absolutely gone off that loud"?
M: I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.
P: I see.
2:59 PM • Sep 27, 2018
[replying]
calm man low IQ
@normal_now
Prosecutor: and it is your contention that mids actually get you more fucked up?
Me: thats correct your honor
P: at no point were you aware of what strain you were on-- whether it was sativa or indica dominant?
M: to the best of my recollection no sir. It was merely that concrete](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreidlsspiwdhvnyrezq3jgd27qorxq7anbsw52goihipaqi56eez7se@jpeg)
December 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I’m so used to seeing this text paired with images from A Few Good Men that it feels like Rob Reiner even directed these tweets in a way, and that’s beautiful.
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
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Those ferns must be THRIVING
staring at this like one of the guys from the second jurassic park movie stare at the boat with the t rex that hits the dock
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Those ferns must be THRIVING
Imagine that
BREAKING: Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese proposed tougher national gun laws after a mass shooting on Sydney's Bondi Beach left at least 15 people dead.
Australian Prime Minister Albanese proposes tougher national gun laws after mass shooting in Sydney
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has proposed tougher national gun laws after a mass shooting in Sydney.
bit.ly
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Imagine that
Too many terrible things happen. Just one man’s opinion
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Too many terrible things happen. Just one man’s opinion