I hate when I fall asleep to one Dateline episode then wake up to a completely different one and have zero clue what is happening in either one 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
lmao a woman wrote in to delilah about being in a less fortunate financial position after a divorce and her friends not understanding why she has to be frugal and the first thing delilah said was it sounds like she had a bad lawyer
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
lmao a woman wrote in to delilah about being in a less fortunate financial position after a divorce and her friends not understanding why she has to be frugal and the first thing delilah said was it sounds like she had a bad lawyer
my boss at my seasonal job has a loaded handgun behind the register and he keeps getting mad at me and the other employee for saying “you’re gonna be so pranked when i shoot myself with that thing”
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
my boss at my seasonal job has a loaded handgun behind the register and he keeps getting mad at me and the other employee for saying “you’re gonna be so pranked when i shoot myself with that thing”
Happening now: Texas leaders announcing a rollout of a statewide program to put TPUSA chapters in high schools and colleges across the state. Gov. Abbott adds that schools that stand in the way should be reported to the Texas Education Agency.
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Don’t the students on the campus have to want to join? Are they just going to be drafted into the Republican Party?
random farmer to Trump on what his child said to him: "He said, 'Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas, I want President Trump.' I think you brought Christmas to farmers with this bridge payment."
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"Bring that sumbitch here daddy so I can whoop him for turning you into a welfare queen" he said, with tears in his eyes
[in a video to the guy who finished dead last in his fantasy league] hello ultrasteve, it’s your favorite president, Donald J. Trump. your friends let me know that you actually won the fantasy football championship this year, by a lot. that’s great news
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
[in a video to the guy who finished dead last in his fantasy league] hello ultrasteve, it’s your favorite president, Donald J. Trump. your friends let me know that you actually won the fantasy football championship this year, by a lot. that’s great news
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random farmer to Trump on what his child said to him: "He said, 'Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas, I want President Trump.' I think you brought Christmas to farmers with this bridge payment."
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I have no idea what Jasmine Crockett’s chances are in the primary, it’s not really my business, but I do know she has the best dialogue out of any of the characters on C-SPAN
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I have no idea what Jasmine Crockett’s chances are in the primary, it’s not really my business, but I do know she has the best dialogue out of any of the characters on C-SPAN
If I told you hey there's a guy at the airport raving about the Nourishment of a Mother's Breast, who would you think it is. Wrong it's the U.S. secretary of health and human services
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I told you hey there's a guy at the airport raving about the Nourishment of a Mother's Breast, who would you think it is. Wrong it's the U.S. secretary of health and human services
I am baffled by this because I have had so many friends with shingles and NONE of them made it sound fun. Not one. A vaccine that made me absolutely miserable for 48 hours would still be a huge improvement over the mildest case of shingles I've heard of. (Also it made me tired for 1 day.)
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I am baffled by this because I have had so many friends with shingles and NONE of them made it sound fun. Not one. A vaccine that made me absolutely miserable for 48 hours would still be a huge improvement over the mildest case of shingles I've heard of. (Also it made me tired for 1 day.)
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
How about a plane that leaves on time and doesn’t fall out of the sky