Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
ca. 2008 Wonkette was operating on a level that it took the rest of the Internet another decade to unlock
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
ca. 2008 Wonkette was operating on a level that it took the rest of the Internet another decade to unlock
The fact that they had to tell everyone to Google him probably should have been an early warning sign
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The fact that they had to tell everyone to Google him probably should have been an early warning sign
The first person taqiyya fools is yourself
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The first person taqiyya fools is yourself
Where do they source their little turtlenecks
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Where do they source their little turtlenecks
You just need to level up Pennsylvania enough and your vote in the other two states will increase too. It’s like an RPG party system
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
You just need to level up Pennsylvania enough and your vote in the other two states will increase too. It’s like an RPG party system
Why would voters in Wisconsin care any more about Josh Shapiro being on the ticket than the governor of their neighboring state? This is a very straightforward example of correlation ≠ causation
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Why would voters in Wisconsin care any more about Josh Shapiro being on the ticket than the governor of their neighboring state? This is a very straightforward example of correlation ≠ causation
It was said that in the end days MAGA and Cinnabon would stand united against the darkness
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It was said that in the end days MAGA and Cinnabon would stand united against the darkness
Making an example of a few people to simulate having addressed a much larger issue in any meaningful way? That doesn’t sound like something anyone in baseball would do
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Making an example of a few people to simulate having addressed a much larger issue in any meaningful way? That doesn’t sound like something anyone in baseball would do
Incredible time to take a random shot at critics of the right when the right is busy rallying around someone for saying the n-word
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Incredible time to take a random shot at critics of the right when the right is busy rallying around someone for saying the n-word
No fair responding to our ideas with reason, you’re just supposed to grunt and stamp your feet
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
No fair responding to our ideas with reason, you’re just supposed to grunt and stamp your feet
Tell ‘em what I think, Mecha-Hitler
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tell ‘em what I think, Mecha-Hitler
You take a few Ambien and see what comes to you
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You take a few Ambien and see what comes to you
This is a football move. You wouldn’t get it
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is a football move. You wouldn’t get it
Yeah and look how bad things are
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Yeah and look how bad things are
We’ve created the world’s most advanced computer that doesn’t pay attention
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
We’ve created the world’s most advanced computer that doesn’t pay attention