Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
I would draft Aaron Rodgers to defeat him with facts and logic
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I would draft Aaron Rodgers to defeat him with facts and logic
If she goes on some kind of tearful media apology tour afterward I don’t wanna fuckin hear it. No one forced her to do this She-Wolf of the SS routine.
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If she goes on some kind of tearful media apology tour afterward I don’t wanna fuckin hear it. No one forced her to do this She-Wolf of the SS routine.
"No quo?" "No quo! I'm quoless."
December 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"No quo?" "No quo! I'm quoless."
I do think we could get more use out of this one when we’re being condescending. This should obsolete sweet summer child
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I do think we could get more use out of this one when we’re being condescending. This should obsolete sweet summer child
That’s too much eye black man
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
That’s too much eye black man
omg someone made a Mr. Business ornament
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
omg someone made a Mr. Business ornament
…and then he climbed into my arms and decided I was his new cat tree
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
…and then he climbed into my arms and decided I was his new cat tree
Cadbury has been hiding from everyone since he arrived, but he came out and let me pet him this week. Hi Cadbury.
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Cadbury has been hiding from everyone since he arrived, but he came out and let me pet him this week. Hi Cadbury.
Update: I’m pretty sure Holland has fallen asleep on duty. Either that or she’s just vibing
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Update: I’m pretty sure Holland has fallen asleep on duty. Either that or she’s just vibing
We’ve had a bunch of adoptions recently, including Cheeseburger, Sugar, and Fallon, but we also have a new addition, appropriately named Handsome.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
We’ve had a bunch of adoptions recently, including Cheeseburger, Sugar, and Fallon, but we also have a new addition, appropriately named Handsome.
Bambino, the cat we trapped from our porch, is settling in well at the shelter. He’s enjoying being out and about with the other free roamers now.
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Bambino, the cat we trapped from our porch, is settling in well at the shelter. He’s enjoying being out and about with the other free roamers now.
Moth Hunter Holland is back in action, but this week she has a new target: Christmas ribbons
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Moth Hunter Holland is back in action, but this week she has a new target: Christmas ribbons
That’s so brave. Thank you for finally breaking your silence on this
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
That’s so brave. Thank you for finally breaking your silence on this
Every day on bsky dot app for some reason
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Every day on bsky dot app for some reason
“The premise of your question is not well-founded”
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“The premise of your question is not well-founded”
Looking at those season 5 runtimes 😬
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Looking at those season 5 runtimes 😬
No Reagan *or* Carter backlash
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
No Reagan *or* Carter backlash