Kristen
@kris10.bsky.social
Definitely just an old balding man.
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
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and that's a deep fly to left by Castellanos...
Being announced live on air during a Cowboys blowout. They don’t cut away, they just casually announce it while Dak is getting sacked or something.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
and that's a deep fly to left by Castellanos...
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Lot of shit things happened this year but on the other hand I just scared my cat laughing after suddenly remembering that Fat Joe tried to claim the Taliban both took a day off when michael jackson died and were shown on CNN solemnly body popping in his memory.
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lot of shit things happened this year but on the other hand I just scared my cat laughing after suddenly remembering that Fat Joe tried to claim the Taliban both took a day off when michael jackson died and were shown on CNN solemnly body popping in his memory.
Being announced live on air during a Cowboys blowout. They don’t cut away, they just casually announce it while Dak is getting sacked or something.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Being announced live on air during a Cowboys blowout. They don’t cut away, they just casually announce it while Dak is getting sacked or something.
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it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
If my son sneezes when he is in bed he will yell “I SNEEZED!” until one of us comes on the baby monitor to say “bless you.” One time I didn’t hear him sneeze and he kept yelling “HELLO!!?? I SNEEZED!! MOMMY!!! I SNEEZED!!! CAN SOMEONE HEAR ME?!?”
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If my son sneezes when he is in bed he will yell “I SNEEZED!” until one of us comes on the baby monitor to say “bless you.” One time I didn’t hear him sneeze and he kept yelling “HELLO!!?? I SNEEZED!! MOMMY!!! I SNEEZED!!! CAN SOMEONE HEAR ME?!?”
The Spinal Tap II screening Q&A I thought was really interesting and funny. youtu.be/ovqMQidM1Q4?...
Rob Reiner Reminisces on 'Spinal Tap' and How He Got Elton John & More Legends to do 'Spinal Tap II'
YouTube video by Oscars
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The Spinal Tap II screening Q&A I thought was really interesting and funny. youtu.be/ovqMQidM1Q4?...
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my favorite thing about Rob Reiner is that my mom has always said "he's a good Jewish boy" cause he gave his mom the one-line cameo and top tier film quote "I'll have what she's having"
Happy Hanukah
Happy Hanukah
I did not expect to feel this emotionally connected to rob reiner
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
my favorite thing about Rob Reiner is that my mom has always said "he's a good Jewish boy" cause he gave his mom the one-line cameo and top tier film quote "I'll have what she's having"
Happy Hanukah
Happy Hanukah
What a fucking nightmare we live in.
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
What a fucking nightmare we live in.
We saw Rob Reiner at a screening a couple of months ago and he looked great! I hope this story isn’t true.
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
We saw Rob Reiner at a screening a couple of months ago and he looked great! I hope this story isn’t true.
I was just told this man is 25 years old. Please someone get this man some trentinoin or some laser treatments or something.
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I was just told this man is 25 years old. Please someone get this man some trentinoin or some laser treatments or something.
The average CBS viewer doesn’t even know who these two women are and were probably tuning in to see a re-run of Boston Blue.
Major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall telecast Saturday, moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring an interview with Erika Kirk.
Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Big Advertisers Appear Wary of CBS News’ Bari Weiss Town Hall Format
Many major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall format moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring a conversation with Erika Kirk
variety.com
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The average CBS viewer doesn’t even know who these two women are and were probably tuning in to see a re-run of Boston Blue.
Did Paul McCartney write this?
Paul McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmastime' is often called bad. Actually, it's great
Paul McCartney’s ‘Wonderful Christmastime’ is often called bad. Actually, it’s great
No, this isn’t a joke.
ktla.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Did Paul McCartney write this?
I am almost finished reading Wuthering Heights and I am dying over “oh hey where’s Heathcliff?” “Oh, he died while you were away so I guess I’ll have to tell you all about it.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I am almost finished reading Wuthering Heights and I am dying over “oh hey where’s Heathcliff?” “Oh, he died while you were away so I guess I’ll have to tell you all about it.”
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Looks like Anna Nicole Smith's husband
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Looks like Anna Nicole Smith's husband
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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correction: 1,199 of the books sold were actually copies of I’m Eric Encanto, a posthumous memoir by the popular youtube magician. he died attempting to willingly read a copy of american canto
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
correction: 1,199 of the books sold were actually copies of I’m Eric Encanto, a posthumous memoir by the popular youtube magician. he died attempting to willingly read a copy of american canto
WAIT Disney is paying THEM to license their IP?!?!? I think OpenAI is a complete Ponzi scheme at this point and I cannot imagine how they keep convincing companies to pour money into them with no possible return on investment.
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
WAIT Disney is paying THEM to license their IP?!?!? I think OpenAI is a complete Ponzi scheme at this point and I cannot imagine how they keep convincing companies to pour money into them with no possible return on investment.
I hope Disney got their money up front
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement. n.pr/44ph9KC
Billion-dollar OpenAI deal allows users to make content with Disney characters
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement.
n.pr
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I hope Disney got their money up front
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my wwe book sold more copies than olivia nuzzi’s book, to which i say
lmao. lmfao
lmao. lmfao
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
my wwe book sold more copies than olivia nuzzi’s book, to which i say
lmao. lmfao
lmao. lmfao
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Jay Kelly has a jar of Hellman’s mayonnaise in a scene supposedly taking place in LA. Outrageous.
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Jay Kelly has a jar of Hellman’s mayonnaise in a scene supposedly taking place in LA. Outrageous.
I’m at the yearly company holiday party. I waited 30 minutes for a drink, there is not enough food, the staff is in over their heads.
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m at the yearly company holiday party. I waited 30 minutes for a drink, there is not enough food, the staff is in over their heads.
We finished THE BEAST IN ME last night and that show is bonkers (complimentary)
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We finished THE BEAST IN ME last night and that show is bonkers (complimentary)
I did not know this game was going to OT until my sister texted me because this game decides which one of us wins the football pool this week.
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I did not know this game was going to OT until my sister texted me because this game decides which one of us wins the football pool this week.