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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16h

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text

He’s genuinely an idiot.
GUNNER OLSZEWSKI
on Cam Skattebo

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h

Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year https://theonion.com/third-amendment-rights-group-celebrates-another-success-1819569379/

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Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve never seen so much vitamin D deficiency in one photo

Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 1d

join the tories, home of the four lamest phyla of people to ever walk the earth

Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 1d

Is this real or am I in a coma?

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 1d

join the tories, home of the four lamest phyla of people to ever walk the earth

Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 1d

Is this real or am I in a coma?

Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.

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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 1d

New meme format

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performative male @milesklee.bsky.social · 1d

open the saloons

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 1d

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.

Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

on.wsj.com

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Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 1d

I walked out of the room for literally 2 seconds and the dodgers win!

Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 1d

Like do you know what it takes to be escorted off the lot immediately!!??

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Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 1d

What is so fascinating to me are people who could continue to make very good network TV money but throw it all away to do something like this or say something mega racists or w/e (see also Roseanne)

TVLine @tvline.com · 1d

'Matlock' star David Del Rio has been fired and is accused of sexually assaulting co-star Leah Lewis — get the details.

Matlock: David Del Rio Fired, Accused of Sexually Assaulting Co-Star Leah Lewis

'Matlock' star David Del Rio has been fired and is accused of sexually assaulting co-star Leah Lewis — get the details.

tvline.com

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty sure Eleanor Roosevelt is dead

Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 2d

Bondi claiming they arrested [checks notes] "the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa" has me in stitches

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Bondi: "Bondi: "Just like we did with cartels, we are going to take the same approach, President Trump, with antifa -- destroy the entire organization from top to bottom. We are going to take them apart."

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Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 2d

They can never admit defeat!

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Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 2d

Just watched my cat fall behind a filing cabinet and pretend she meant to get stuck behind there the whole time.

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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 2d

the financial district is too funny … tell me why every old office building has a name etched in stone like The Amalgamated Steamship, Corn Refining and Horse Insurance Co., 1888

and now it’s a WeWork with a salad place

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Trek Marry Kill Podcast @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social · 3d

🍇🍾NEW EPISODE🍇🍷Bryan and Kristen play TREK MARRY KILL with TNG's "Family." Jean-Luc Picard returns home, Worf's adopted parents come aboard and have got jokes; and, Beverly Crusher finds a message from her dead husband meant for their son.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

TNG:

Podcast Episode · Trek Marry Kill · 10/07/2025 · 1h 7m

podcasts.apple.com

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Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 3d

Whoa!

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 4d

statler: i heard she wrote “wood” about his penis

waldorf: yeah and “cancelled!” about his playoff plans ha ha ha ha

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Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 4d

Stephen Miller is basically the de facto president but he lacks the charisma and self regulation to even be elected as dog catcher, let alone high office.

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 4d

The pressure appears to be getting to White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller.

Miller Shouts and Sneers His Way Through Off-the-Rails Interview

Trump’s top aide gave a jarring, volatile interview to CNN.

trib.al

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Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 5d

Jeff Epstein?

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Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 5d

I can actually sort of understand the mindset of “as soon as I’m out of this I’m getting a slave of my own!”

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Eyes on the Fright 🎃 @eyesontheright.bsky.social · 6d

Tweet by @chlocialism that says "'i hate cigs' now replace cigs with women. not so funny, is it?"

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pistachiOoOo 👻 @streetlightlily.bsky.social · 6d

I just think that if a famous man had a dick worth writing songs about we would’ve known about it before now

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Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 6d

They should send the Harlem Globetrotters to arrest James Comey is what I am saying.

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Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 6d

Isn’t Comey like 6’6” or something? How are they going to find someone larger to arrest him?

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 7d

“The source told CBS News that [Kash Patel and Dan Bongino] asked for "large, beefy" agents to conduct an arrest of Comey "in full kit," including Kevlar vests and exterior wear emblazoned with the FBI logo.” The leadership of the FBI is now in the hands of infantile psychopaths.

The FBI is weighing an arrest and perp walk for Comey — and suspended an agent for refusing to help, sources say

The FBI is considering carrying out a "showy" arrest and perp walk of the agency's now-indicted ex-Director James Comey, sources tell CBS News.

www.cbsnews.com

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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 14

Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith
I love that Slow Horses is mainly one spy who strategically makes himself so disgusting that he's effectively invisible and one spy who is unforgettably handsome and is always running top speed and shoving people out of the way shouting MOVE IT, I'M A SPY

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The Wicker Dan (1973) @danlehner.bsky.social · 8d

Jack Gleeson, the actor who played Joffrey, kinda now looks like if Jeff Foxworthy was a Fremen

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