Kristen
kris10.bsky.social
Kristen
@kris10.bsky.social
Definitely just an old balding man.
I was just told this man is 25 years old. Please someone get this man some trentinoin or some laser treatments or something.
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
WAIT Disney is paying THEM to license their IP?!?!? I think OpenAI is a complete Ponzi scheme at this point and I cannot imagine how they keep convincing companies to pour money into them with no possible return on investment.
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
1. American flag (50 states version and also OG 13 colonies); 2. California Republic; 3. Nepal. The rest change in ranking. He makes flags out of construction paper as a hobby.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I got curious as to the White House’s claim that these illegal cocaine boat strikes are saving millions of American’s lives (bullshit), so I looked up the amount of cocaine overdoses. There has been a large increase as of late! But almost all is due to fentanyl.
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I couldn’t find a ready made cranberry sauce that wasn’t in a can so here I am!
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Took the boy to another fine dining restaurant where he was probably the only child to dine there the whole week.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
No joke, it’s nice when a hotel leaves condoms, lube, and a vibrator in the minibar in case you forgot yours at home
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I asked them for the smallest size they had and then they also gave me a free Jell-O shot with the warning “be careful with that.” I literally had to throw this daiquiri away because it was so sickly sweet.
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I am going to Las Vegas next week and this tidbit about Caesars Palace is making me lose my mind! “It makes you feel like a Caesar!” “Julius Caesar?” “No not that one. Any ol’ Caesar!”
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I see ai has hit Pinterest in a big way.
October 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Uh oh part of diamond vision is not working. Even the Jumbotron is tired.
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Baseball?
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My two favorite ones
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hallmark has a Star Trek ornament that is Data holding Spot and it plays a recording of the poem!
October 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Jeff Epstein?
October 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Hmm seems legit. I better call Comcast to get my 50% off coupon!
October 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s my lunch break so you know I had to look up what vaccines a horse gets. Brb, gonna vaccinate my kid for Potomac Horse Fever.
September 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The New York financier?
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Things could always be worse. I could be taking the Hollywood Bowl shuttle to Ventura at this late hour
September 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I don’t know if this ESPN/NFL deal has regulatory approval yet but it certainly adds some context to what is going on today
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
lol you love to see it. The prosecution’s star witness is such a jerk or leads to an immediate not guilt verdict. If you haven’t sat on an LA jury for a criminal trial “a little over an hour” is enough time to nominate a foreperson, do a show of hands, briefly discuss, and fill out the paperwork.
September 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Anyone want five abandoned recliners? I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with them.
September 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I don’t have a picture of me in my actual dress but let’s just pretend I wore a boba fett tank top to my sister’s wedding this weekend.
September 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Everyone’s on the same page about this
September 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM