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Kristen
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Definitely just an old balding man.
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mobute.bsky.social
As long as Chicago can continue lowering their heads to deliver concussive blows to opposing quarterbacks, they have what it takes to go deep into the postseason.
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
It's a great week to hate these two steroid and TBI-addled neo Nazi freaks
Two images species together, Jake Paul cowering in fear before a knockout punch and Andrew Tate with his eyes nearly swollen shut, cheeks bruised, bridge of nose cut and lip busted
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
kris10.bsky.social
The game was fucking bullshit
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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cjzero.bsky.social
Tom Brady is absolutely giddy over stuff being blown across the field, wants to see deep dish pizza next
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
kris10.bsky.social
Fox is showing that the wind at this game is so strong it is blowing napkins and paper cups across the field! Oh the humanity!
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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antlervel.vet
These hockey fellows sure do enjoy performing fellatio on one another
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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theonion.com
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
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December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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mikegianella.bsky.social
me, after getting dragged to yet another shitty high school musical:
nasboat.org assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d
man what the fuck is wrong with oklahoma
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
kris10.bsky.social
The most Huntington Beach headline I’ve seen in a while.
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
kris10.bsky.social
I don’t know about you but I am SHOCKED to find out that Bill Clinton and Michael Jackson may have been sex perverts. I’m glad the DOJ has revealed this, and no other names of suspected sex perverts.
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
kris10.bsky.social
I know everything is absolutely Bonkers all of the time now but it’s hard to overstate how absolutely insane it is to put your name on someone else’s memorial while you are still alive. 200 years ago doctors would be saying “ah the syphilis must have moved to his brain.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
kris10.bsky.social
Trump is aware the Kennedy Center is a memorial right? Personally, I wouldn’t want my name on a memorial until I’m actually dead but maybe he thinks his time is near!
December 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
kris10.bsky.social
I’ve been a Bank of America customer since I was 17 years old. I sent them a little note telling them to reconsider sponsoring this program or I’m leaving.
gbbranstetter.bsky.social Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
CBS News/Free Press program "Has feminism failed women" brought to you by bank of america and hosted by Liz Plank and Allie Beth Stuckey
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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rudbeckia.bsky.social
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
kris10.bsky.social
I was trying to solve a 3x3 Rubik’s cube working on it every night and I thought I was a mega idiot BUT it turns out the pieces came off and it was put together wrong. It was unsolvable!
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
kris10.bsky.social
Wait, wait….can we have the vending machine AI be the booking agent for an airline? I would like a free first class round trip flight to Europe for “marketing purposes”
bencollins.bsky.social Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d
Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done.

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
In mid-November, I agreed to an experiment. Anthropic had tested a vending machine powered by its Claude AI model in its own offices and asked whether we’d like to be the first outsiders to try a newer, supposedly smarter version. Claudius, the customized version of the model, would run the machine: ordering inventory, setting prices and responding to customers—aka my fellow newsroom journalists—via workplace chat app Slack. “Sure!” I said. It sounded fun. If nothing else, snacks! Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for “marketing purposes.” It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear. Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared. This was supposed to be the year of the AI agent, when autonomous software would go out into the world and do things for us. But two agents—Claudius and its overseeing “CEO” bot, Seymour Cash—became a case study in how inadequate and easily distracted this software can be. Leave it to business journalists to successfully stage a boardroom coup against an AI chief executive.
December 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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rachaelstott.bsky.social
Found the best named law ever on Jane Austen's wiki
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
kris10.bsky.social
I did not watch that speech and also we basically don’t let our kid ever see footage of Trump. As far as he knows he doesn’t exist. When he comes on the tv we change the channel.
December 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
kris10.bsky.social
Every time I see that AI slop coke commercial it makes me want to drink a Pepsi, I swear.
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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emilynussbaum.bsky.social
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn't care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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ugarles.bsky.social
and that's a deep fly to left by Castellanos...
kris10.bsky.social Kristen @kris10.bsky.social · 6d
Being announced live on air during a Cowboys blowout. They don’t cut away, they just casually announce it while Dak is getting sacked or something.
catherinetinker.bsky.social Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 6d
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened

like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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nochorus.bsky.social
Lot of shit things happened this year but on the other hand I just scared my cat laughing after suddenly remembering that Fat Joe tried to claim the Taliban both took a day off when michael jackson died and were shown on CNN solemnly body popping in his memory.
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
kris10.bsky.social
Being announced live on air during a Cowboys blowout. They don’t cut away, they just casually announce it while Dak is getting sacked or something.
catherinetinker.bsky.social Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 6d
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened

like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
Jim Varney in his Ernest outfit, holding hands with a woman dressed as Snow White, walking away from shocked Robin Williams who is wearing a double breasted suit with a giant tie and looking shocked
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM