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assbutt @nasboat.org · 15m

i love how lahey is just casually carrying his gun around

assbutt @nasboat.org · 16m

what people should have done is simply laugh at the fact the diaper man is going to publicly shit himself because he didn’t win, without saying anything about the actual winner if you don’t know shit about them. smdh

Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 29m

Collecting these posts like Pokémon cards.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 19m

i meant to post this yesterday when I saw other TPB clips going around but then I got distracted so now it’s a happy Friday clip

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 58m

happy friday everyone

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1h

i reference this bit constantly irl

I WANNA TALK ABOUT IT NOW

jam @socialistboat.dad · 1h

this bit is funny to watch now because if you want to talk about a movie from 6 years ago that's fine but if it came out a few months ago? no, loser

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 2h

going back to the toilet again at 7:17am

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 2h

♫ too many poops, too many poops ♫

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 3h

assbutt @nasboat.org · 12d

hope treb is okay

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 4h

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Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 13h

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 3h

I guess we’re going to war with Norway now huh

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 4h

Breaking News: The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to María Corina Machado, a Venezuelan opposition leader, for her work promoting democracy.

María Corina Machado Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize: Live Updates and Video

The Norwegian Nobel Committee praised “her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela.”

nyti.ms

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 9h

vaxxed?

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 9h

Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 12d

hope treb is okay

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 12h

amazing that the pitcher couldn’t throw the ball to home plate huh

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 14h

I swear it seems like TBS runs that ad at least 5 times during a two-hour wrestling program every week, too. it’s terrible.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 14h

me in my time machine when Walton Goggins takes the call from his agent about getting into commercials

walt yelling in the SUV in the desert in breaking bad

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 14h

if opinion of your party is in the toilet, what do you have to lose by being obnoxiously loud about all of this at all times?

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 14h

this is like, the bare minimum of how every democrat’s social media account should be posting. all of them should be doing it and at a much higher frequency. they should constantly be pointing this out, plus all of the other obvious shit (disappearing people, HHS trying to kill kids, etc)

Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 15h

I'm sorry but it's just wild we are in the middle of a government shutdown and the House Republicans are REFUSING TO SHOW UP FOR WORK so they can protect billionaire pedophiles and billionaire tax breaks.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 22h

thank you lol

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 22h

i have calmed slightly over the years, i hardly yelled at the yankees at all! i think i get maddest at liverpool. also i hate the packers you better fix that part

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 22h

it makes me understand why people enjoy limiting replies. i just want to shit post with my friends, i don’t know you, go away

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 22h

yes this is what i believe and think. you nailed it. great job.

Shou Fukan @shoufukan.bsky.social · 22h

If you think your favorite team (who doesn't know you and doesn't care about you other than your money, and who you don't play for) winning anything puts you above anyone else you're a hilariously pathetic loser lmao

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Aug 15

Who I imagine posts on Mastodon

Colin Robinson from the television show What We Do in the Shadows

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23h

one thing that makes me feel really old is I can say I saw the Reds win the World Series

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