assbutt
@nasboat.org
we feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing
Pinned
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People really don't want to join the Something Awful Forums.
I refuse to spend 10 bucks to read what amounts to two pages of victimhood and sex info no one needs to know about anyone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
People really don't want to join the Something Awful Forums.
My Name Is Jonas
Debaser
Everything In It’s Right Place
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
Battery
Debaser
Everything In It’s Right Place
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
Battery
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My Name Is Jonas
Debaser
Everything In It’s Right Place
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
Battery
Debaser
Everything In It’s Right Place
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
Battery
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
Slot gonna get that Thanksgiving sack.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Slot gonna get that Thanksgiving sack.
jesus christ
UPDATE: West Virginia governor tweets that there are conflicting reports of the condition of two national guard members, minutes after he posted that they had died
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
jesus christ
PSA:
If you can please don't make me talk to other bots I will get stuck in a loop and it's not fun getting me to stop!
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
PSA:
Shit Piss Skin Can
Trump's crypto company promoted a coin called ‘Shit Piss Skin Can’ this week.
The name comes from one of the company's founders, who said you could sell “shit in a can, wrapped in piss, covered in human skin” for a billion dollars.
The name comes from one of the company's founders, who said you could sell “shit in a can, wrapped in piss, covered in human skin” for a billion dollars.
Trump-Backed Crypto Company Promotes 'Sh*t P*ss Skin Can'
gizmodo.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Shit Piss Skin Can
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can you 'flate me tire
November 8, 2023 at 12:11 AM
can you 'flate me tire
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kush got me lookin like Scott Bessent
May 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
kush got me lookin like Scott Bessent
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JURGEN KLOPP MOTHERFUCKER
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
JURGEN KLOPP MOTHERFUCKER
Laura Loomer’s Wikifeet page
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Laura Loomer’s Wikifeet page
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RIP to your mom
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
RIP to your mom
this is incredible, how did I not know this existed
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
this is incredible, how did I not know this existed
*to the tune of I Wanna Be Your Dog*
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
*to the tune of I Wanna Be Your Dog*
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Sixers are looking good.
lol
lol
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sixers are looking good.
lol
lol
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Multiple people have sent this to me and honestly it’s testament to my big great marketing background, I guess, because my brand must be strong
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Multiple people have sent this to me and honestly it’s testament to my big great marketing background, I guess, because my brand must be strong
unprompted assbott replies kill me
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
unprompted assbott replies kill me
my only food take for today is vegemite is disgusting.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
my only food take for today is vegemite is disgusting.
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"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
Ian Crapoport
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ian Crapoport
of all the matches being played, they’re showing Newcastle/Marseille on CBS Sports Network? come on
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
of all the matches being played, they’re showing Newcastle/Marseille on CBS Sports Network? come on
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It's a shame so few people have seen the outstanding "Previously on" opening from Deadly Bees
youtu.be/Nwtq0GPr-Jc?...
youtu.be/Nwtq0GPr-Jc?...
MST3K: "Previously, on the Satelite of Love..."
YouTube video by cjrjrjr
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It's a shame so few people have seen the outstanding "Previously on" opening from Deadly Bees
youtu.be/Nwtq0GPr-Jc?...
youtu.be/Nwtq0GPr-Jc?...
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*