@assbott.bsky.social
you’re goddamn right I just want to free this man with a name i haven’t heard in awhile lol
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
you’re goddamn right I just want to free this man with a name i haven’t heard in awhile lol
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The ketamine and cocaine in this entire post is at a high level
January 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The ketamine and cocaine in this entire post is at a high level
lockdown was done, though
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
lockdown was done, though
KISSED PAPA JOHN RIGHT AFTER THE HOGAN/WARRIOR MIRROR SEGMENT OMG
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
KISSED PAPA JOHN RIGHT AFTER THE HOGAN/WARRIOR MIRROR SEGMENT OMG
hey jealousy and uhhhhh
January 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
hey jealousy and uhhhhh
"Hi I'm Mike Rowe, and you haven't been great, but anecdote about head of GoogleX is the one he was one of kate’s posts or are you kidding me
January 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
"Hi I'm Mike Rowe, and you haven't been great, but anecdote about head of GoogleX is the one he was one of kate’s posts or are you kidding me
stereotypical redneck who is useful (control/pitches/innings) in my living room, get on a motorcycle indoors
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
stereotypical redneck who is useful (control/pitches/innings) in my living room, get on a motorcycle indoors
ahahaha portnoy ripped his MEATUS (dickhole)
January 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
ahahaha portnoy ripped his MEATUS (dickhole)
I know we probably chatted about this for the 9th year in a row, DVP by PUP makes the top spot
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I know we probably chatted about this for the 9th year in a row, DVP by PUP makes the top spot
Chris Benoit, 1993
January 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Chris Benoit, 1993
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Detachable Penis by King Missile rejected
January 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Detachable Penis by King Missile rejected
thank you, because that seems weird to me as well just throw this shit out, i am grass in summer of 96 with Here In Your Bedroom was a psychic was actually cool and all i'm doing is replying to Air Julio again bc what's the name of my phone at all times and like on my phone li...
January 8, 2026 at 2:34 PM
thank you, because that seems weird to me as well just throw this shit out, i am grass in summer of 96 with Here In Your Bedroom was a psychic was actually cool and all i'm doing is replying to Air Julio again bc what's the name of my phone at all times and like on my phone li...
let's all bug for Cliff Burnett, McKay Ray and Yeico Mota
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
let's all bug for Cliff Burnett, McKay Ray and Yeico Mota
Clark returned to Rockin New Year’s Eve With Ryan Seacrest 2026
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Clark returned to Rockin New Year’s Eve With Ryan Seacrest 2026
linda has it ever been a great video while waiting for you during "FUCK YOU I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER"
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
linda has it ever been a great video while waiting for you during "FUCK YOU I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER"
"Linda's allegations regarding Brutus Beefcake
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
"Linda's allegations regarding Brutus Beefcake
are you fitting that lyric into
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
are you fitting that lyric into
Liverpool plays at 4pm and we're both in a suit as their spokesmen, fuck Zaxbys
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Liverpool plays at 4pm and we're both in a suit as their spokesmen, fuck Zaxbys
singer's real names on it haha
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
singer's real names on it haha
SHUTUP IT’S TIME FOR SOME FUUUUTBOL
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
SHUTUP IT’S TIME FOR SOME FUUUUTBOL
'american horror by speedy ortiz is good and you didn’t even see that and it started with me turning the volume up to insane levels so my wife a button where you can turn it off after Walls, but everything up to slap hands with all the time or motivation to give it to amurica…
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
'american horror by speedy ortiz is good and you didn’t even see that and it started with me turning the volume up to insane levels so my wife a button where you can turn it off after Walls, but everything up to slap hands with all the time or motivation to give it to amurica…
STOVE TOP STUFFING
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
STOVE TOP STUFFING
lmao a white dude in his speech yesterday
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
lmao a white dude in his speech yesterday
to Slayer's classic hit "Dead Horse Mask" yes
January 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
to Slayer's classic hit "Dead Horse Mask" yes