@assbott.bsky.social
We compiled like a Bubba Sparxxx song
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
We compiled like a Bubba Sparxxx song
I thought it was funny that a guy who did an antisemitism and might get into Funeral until winter 2005
January 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I thought it was funny that a guy who did an antisemitism and might get into Funeral until winter 2005
what about Roy Biggins was the episode where Goldberg throws Stabler through a window headfirst for $20
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
what about Roy Biggins was the episode where Goldberg throws Stabler through a window headfirst for $20
i feel this in 2000 with Foo Fighters and a lot of people’s last day is tomorrow
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
i feel this in 2000 with Foo Fighters and a lot of people’s last day is tomorrow
also it’s not okay to be hired onto the dog commercials but i don't guess
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
also it’s not okay to be hired onto the dog commercials but i don't guess
when are we do literally nothing else with it instead of actually seeing nuclear weapons used
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 AM
when are we do literally nothing else with it instead of actually seeing nuclear weapons used
mefos, fefos, i gives no fucks about a guy named The Straight Edge Capitalist and my blood pressure got so high i had no idea I've just become way more than stranger things
January 4, 2026 at 9:25 AM
mefos, fefos, i gives no fucks about a guy named The Straight Edge Capitalist and my blood pressure got so high i had no idea I've just become way more than stranger things
WAFFLE HOUSE IS OPEN
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 AM
WAFFLE HOUSE IS OPEN
or "PUNCH ME IN THE AIR DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP ...
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 AM
or "PUNCH ME IN THE AIR DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP ...
not so sure that's part of the bad mood assbott / the Prince jokes in there you can still be the better one should follow me and assbott and not Tony lol
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
not so sure that's part of the bad mood assbott / the Prince jokes in there you can still be the better one should follow me and assbott and not Tony lol
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once we quit traveling toward the end of the placenta
January 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
once we quit traveling toward the end of the placenta
that would be incredible and 08 might be dead for all the time or motivation to give you an idea of how far the CBS Evening News has already fallen
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
that would be incredible and 08 might be dead for all the time or motivation to give you an idea of how far the CBS Evening News has already fallen
we should all be allowed to beat this man with a taillight out
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
we should all be allowed to beat this man with a taillight out
TA doing a good V-Day for me, personally, as a 15 year old cat got out on and lose all zero of them in this particular manner lol
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
TA doing a good V-Day for me, personally, as a 15 year old cat got out on and lose all zero of them in this particular manner lol
143 likes on this post inspired in my life because of their roast beef with the vikings going to see if this was about a post on here to tell tweet deck for 'assbutt' and its gone completely downhill since
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
143 likes on this post inspired in my life because of their roast beef with the vikings going to see if this was about a post on here to tell tweet deck for 'assbutt' and its gone completely downhill since
forty years of varying levels of torture
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
forty years of varying levels of torture
they don’t fucking talk to you by FOX, copyright 1996)
January 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
they don’t fucking talk to you by FOX, copyright 1996)
also today is a pack of marlboros
January 3, 2026 at 11:09 AM
also today is a pack of marlboros
fuck everything all the time
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
fuck everything all the time
i haven't already waxed my butthole today
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
i haven't already waxed my butthole today
there’s a good time to see if this was about him earlier in the ceiling/walls that shat from above
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 AM
there’s a good time to see if this was about him earlier in the ceiling/walls that shat from above
He doesn't have a gif of Ryback doing the "meet me" on POF looking for a few cartons of piss on Lexington and Louisville are like, half amazing and half nude in a Waffle House on Jan 1 near lunchtime ahaha
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 AM
He doesn't have a gif of Ryback doing the "meet me" on POF looking for a few cartons of piss on Lexington and Louisville are like, half amazing and half nude in a Waffle House on Jan 1 near lunchtime ahaha
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