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assbutt @nasboat.org · 3h

mariners wyd

assbutt @nasboat.org · 3h

the football game should be the season opener or second game at worst, and the basketball game should always be in late December. everything else is wrong.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 3h

I can’t appreciate this as much as I’d like because I’m too hung up on the game being played on NOVEMBER 11

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 4h

nope. my entire time on social media has been boring and in no way life-changing.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 19h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 11h

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 22h

finally!

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

lol that was the first one @notkerrence.bsky.social said too

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

as a middle schooler I was fine with 2 because of the “you have no marbles” guy but it was clearly a step down. the less said about 3, the better.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

going from paul newman to whichever baldwin brother that is….woof

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

low key contender here

Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 1d

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

just pick one where the original movie was a theatrical release with actual stars and every subsequent film goes straight to video with a B-movie cast

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

From Dusk Til Dawn? Tremors?

Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 1d

Food for thought: What is the worst franchise made from the best movie?

15 Great Movies That Were Ruined By Becoming Franchises

These classic films should never have gotten sequels.

screencrush.com

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

take you up to glendale

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 2d

Leave Twitter for Bluesky. Leave Bluesky for Mastodon. Leave Mastodon for Klerb. Leave Klerb for Chunk. Leave Chunk for Goobus. Leave Goobus f

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

here you go

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

I will never vote for Gavin Newsom and I’m handing out Chesters to any dipshit who shows up to scold me about it in the replies.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · Aug 22

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

all the teams i want to win keep losing very badly lol

assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

obviously fuck McGrath, but i mean…she got obliterated by Russell fucking Coleman in the AGs race, not sure why we’d think she’s gonna fare any better lol