Emily Nussbaum
emilynussbaum.bsky.social
Emily Nussbaum
@emilynussbaum.bsky.social
Writer for The New Yorker, social media addict
Current mood
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I am very into Ariana Grande, but I just realized what her current eyebrow situation reminds me of
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don’t usually wear pajamas to the airport, but that twit from RW: Boston is making it feel like anti-facist resistance
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I’m “people calling each other ‘turkeys’” years old
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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okay having finished this episode i can say that there is truly no reason for toby huss to be here, he just walks in wearing the hat, mariska goes "still doing the hat thing huh" and then he walks out

A+
i'm sorry, last week's SVU featured toby huss wearing a fedora????
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There’s a lot not to like about this administration, but I really appreciate its bursts of incompetence
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Apple TV: your one-stop shop for prestige TV shows that are extended metaphors for working for Apple
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Except For Socially, You’re My Role Model, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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As a historian, I have been torturing myself by watching some of the series that the White House in cooperation with Hillsdale College produced about American Independence (tellingly, they avoid the word "revolution").

There are so many errors that it is hard to know where to begin. But I'll try
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm just a great composer
And not a violent man
But I lost my composure
And I shot Ferdinand
Crying "it's well and kosher
to say you don't understand
but this is for Holland-Dozier-Holland"
His last words were
We don't know anything
His fading words were
We don't know anything
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I know The Beast In Me got mixed reviews, but 3 eps in I am really enjoying it! I like thrillers, blocked writers and real estate shenanigans, and also, I like when wonderful actors with enormous heads look alternately worried & angry, so it works for me
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I think Mamdani did an amazing job with Trump, he was charming & warm but also disciplined, on message. I also think it’s a mistake to think there’s a cheat code with Trump, that when he abuses someone, it’s the target’s fault… you cd do everything “right” & the man can still explode
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I knew about that sex act bc on the first day of college, at the height of the AIDS era, we all received a detailed pamphlet listing safe, semi-safe and unsafe acts, which was QUITE the conversation starter
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I liked the part where the president suddenly sang, "Because I knew you...I have been changed for good."
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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what is happening today
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Which reminds me of one of my favorite New Yorker corrections
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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We've seen this over and over again. Trump seems genuinely surprised when he learns that Fox News has been bullshitting him.
"I expect to be helping him, not hurting him. A big help" -- Trump is totally charmed by Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I happened to be in the audience for the Colbert taping last night where @warren.senate.gov called out David Ellison *by name* and I'm honestly shocked it wasn't edited out. We love to see it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.

I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is terrible, that kind of information should only come from your refrigerator
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra”

Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Elected | Onion News Network
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM