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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite

@akaharriet.bsky.social

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A rather well-known niche cabaret legend. Also Hero of Hyrule. she/her. harriet_vane on ao3.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · May 17

Sometimes you realize you’re a 40 something white woman on your way to a Pilates class carrying the tote bag of a local book store and you’re like…. Oh. Yes. I see now how this happens.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 4m

got my new dental insurance card and went to add my current dentist to it and... their website is gone, and they are no longer listed with the insurance. I was there two weeks ago?? I have a check up scheduled for December???? this seems odd???????

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 16h

he is simply a gem

PragerU (barf face emoji) has tweeted "men can't get pregnant" and Ben Doyle (Ben Jetlag) has RT'ed it adding "hey dennis prager go type my name into ao3"

stills from the show Jet Lag: The Game. Ben and Adam are cheersing with drinks. Ben says "Today on the Snack Zone, we are having liquor. Cheers. I hope Sam's train blows up."

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 17h

I want to do one tbh

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 18h

although: congrats on your puzzle box, Amy, that was extremely cool and fun looking #jetlag15

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 18h

AGONY #jetlag15

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 19h

❤️ it’s okay the show has no prize and I like everyone and want everyone to win, I just want them all to do as well as they can lol

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 19h

I'm so A N X I O U S #jetlag15

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 20h

exactly

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 21h

when I say “not to be a huge bitch, BUT—“ I am about to say something truly off-the-charts mean. heretofor undreamt of levels of mean. unburdening the bitchiest levels of meanness in my mean little soul.

come sit by me I promise it will be sooooo entertaining.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 22h

rather than horoscopes or HP houses 🤢 @mistresscurvy.bsky.social and I are defining ourselves as Jet Lag players. I'm an Adam with Ben rising (anxious, but I enjoy lying when it's funny) and she's Sam with Adam rising (her choices were correct even if they didn't work out & she loves a plan)

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Linnea Hartspooker @linneaharts.bsky.social · 23h

I wrote a trilogy of novels published by HarperCollins about a brother and sister caught on opposite sides of the war to unite Viking Age Norway.

Today is my birthday and if you are inclined to share this, it would be a lovely present!

The first: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-half-d...

The Half-Drowned King|Paperback

"Linnea Hartsuyker brings myth and legend roaring to life in this superbly good page-turning saga of Viking-era Norway. The book’s fiercest magic shines in the characters of Ragnvald and Svanhil...

www.barnesandnoble.com

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

yet again completely stressed out over an episode of jet lag despite there being no prize AND liking everyone and wanting them all to do well

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

Ember gets it!!!!!

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

he is ferocious 🥹

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

mighty hunters making sure you don’t go to bed hungry

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

I certainly didn’t leave three springs on my bed this morning so they must have carried them up onto my bed to nap with

two black cats napping on a gray comforter. they have three brightly colored spring toys around them.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

"it's good to have someone sort of network AT you [at a party], if you're very introverted, and they're not. ...because I don't like talking to people or leaving my apartment. I find it very stressful, and you like it." -- ben jetlag on how he met adam

iajs that is literally how I met my gf

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

I had a purring lap cat and a cup of tea and I felt like a person. today is none of that.

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

same. and guess what. it’s not as good.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

it was so dark and foggy and spitting rain on my run this morning

a running path along the hudson river. it was 7 am but cars still had their headlights on because it was gray and foggy.

a view of the hudson. it’s so foggy you can barely make out the buildings in New Jersey

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 2d

might be my favorite season tbh

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 2d

SO DELIGHTFUL. just a very nice man!!!! there were beautiful women handing out flowers to the audience, and then after the openers there was a whole dance performance that was great???? but mostly he was just so charming.

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 2d

loving Jet Lag: Hide and Seek. Esp the podcast where Adam floats the theory that Ben found a pocket dimension, and that's why Adam and Sam didn't find him for a [redacted but it had me hooting and hollering with laughter] amount of time.

I mean, that does sound like something Ben would do.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 2d

I took my sister to see him over the summer for his birthday, and I'm taking Nell this winter for hers. what a delightful man. (Imagine! a delightful man!!)

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