Harriet - Pumpkin Spite
@akaharriet.bsky.social
A rather well-known niche cabaret legend. Also Hero of Hyrule. she/her. harriet_vane on ao3.
closed all my tabs, deleted an email, and took a screenshot, all at once somehow
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
closed all my tabs, deleted an email, and took a screenshot, all at once somehow
this cat is simply obsessed with me
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
this cat is simply obsessed with me
sewing assistant has clocked in
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sewing assistant has clocked in
we got a sewing machine to hem stuff (being 5'1" is tough) so I decided to get some fabric and try to make a skirt, and it has absolutely activated Hex, she has the fabric zoomies so bad
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
we got a sewing machine to hem stuff (being 5'1" is tough) so I decided to get some fabric and try to make a skirt, and it has absolutely activated Hex, she has the fabric zoomies so bad
my assistant is not very helpful folding this fitted sheet >:(
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
my assistant is not very helpful folding this fitted sheet >:(
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.
she had this image ready to go so I must assume this is a thing a lot of people have said to her lol
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
she had this image ready to go so I must assume this is a thing a lot of people have said to her lol
friendsgiving! five friends, two cats, two kinds of pie and two episodes of Jet Lag: Switzerland :)
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
friendsgiving! five friends, two cats, two kinds of pie and two episodes of Jet Lag: Switzerland :)
I’m gonna start cooking soon…. probably…….
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m gonna start cooking soon…. probably…….
it takes all day to prep but this vegan shepherd’s pie absolutely rules
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
it takes all day to prep but this vegan shepherd’s pie absolutely rules
this cat has been gently patting my hand demanding I share my snack… which is an apple slice?!?
obligate!! predator!!?!?!!!
obligate!! predator!!?!?!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
this cat has been gently patting my hand demanding I share my snack… which is an apple slice?!?
obligate!! predator!!?!?!!!
obligate!! predator!!?!?!!!
oh sure, so /I/ have to participate in capitalism but /she/ gets a cozy little house to nap in all day
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
oh sure, so /I/ have to participate in capitalism but /she/ gets a cozy little house to nap in all day
I feel medium better today but I haven’t done anything because I’m not allowed to
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I feel medium better today but I haven’t done anything because I’m not allowed to
Without downloading any pics what’s it like dating you?
You need to confirm with @mistresscurvy.bsky.social but I assume it’s some combination of these:
You need to confirm with @mistresscurvy.bsky.social but I assume it’s some combination of these:
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Without downloading any pics what’s it like dating you?
You need to confirm with @mistresscurvy.bsky.social but I assume it’s some combination of these:
You need to confirm with @mistresscurvy.bsky.social but I assume it’s some combination of these:
I can't believe I woke up to Trump flirting with my mayor
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I can't believe I woke up to Trump flirting with my mayor
sometimes you wake up to the most affirming and hopeful text you've ever gotten???? hang in there, you truly never know who is watching or what they might be noticing. 😭 ❤️
!["FYI you are the reason I call my reps.
You did it once while in [room] 852, and I'd never done it, and I was just like "It's that fucking easy?"
Anyway, yeah... thanks!
Well you aren't the reason. I don't call to complain about you. You were the inspiration."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2wicj7nncz7a3xg6hpp52o3/bafkreiabnamtsgadr6z2ebjukludbm3tpu56jdephrgi6ghherjlchhoma@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
sometimes you wake up to the most affirming and hopeful text you've ever gotten???? hang in there, you truly never know who is watching or what they might be noticing. 😭 ❤️
“if you’ve had this space heater the whole time WHY did you just take it out for me to curl up in front of it NOW.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“if you’ve had this space heater the whole time WHY did you just take it out for me to curl up in front of it NOW.”
okay this makes me very happy (the last part)
![a message from the Japanese teacher:
"Your Japanese was wonderful -- please be confident [star emoji]
In our lessons we'll focus mainly on speaking practice, while also reviewing similar grammar patterns, subtle nuances, and learning new expressions so you can use them naturally. I'm really looking forward to our future lessons!
Also, your cat was adorable [smiley happy face]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2wicj7nncz7a3xg6hpp52o3/bafkreibkl5a7mnczbhvhk3xyc6iij3l6qyul5kx6cjm5zjv32cdktwbp4a@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
okay this makes me very happy (the last part)
then I do recommend these: they are set up to auto-translate AND add hiragana if you choose Japanese
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
then I do recommend these: they are set up to auto-translate AND add hiragana if you choose Japanese
i tried Anki and found it incredibly overwhelming so I actually use a knock-off (which i think has been legally forced to change their name from AnkiApp (lol) to AlgoApp Flashcards). but I like it because it specifically has a good set up for Japanese.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i tried Anki and found it incredibly overwhelming so I actually use a knock-off (which i think has been legally forced to change their name from AnkiApp (lol) to AlgoApp Flashcards). but I like it because it specifically has a good set up for Japanese.
this criminal is only getting punishment cuddles today, which are exactly the same as regular cuddles but I tell him in a baby voice not to enjoy them because I’m mad at him
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
this criminal is only getting punishment cuddles today, which are exactly the same as regular cuddles but I tell him in a baby voice not to enjoy them because I’m mad at him
my gauge isn't particularly off, but I'm ready to split for sleeves when the pattern says I should still have one whole 12-row pattern repeat left to do. Gonna cast on a few extra stitches but this looks basically right to me....
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
my gauge isn't particularly off, but I'm ready to split for sleeves when the pattern says I should still have one whole 12-row pattern repeat left to do. Gonna cast on a few extra stitches but this looks basically right to me....
look at this silly little bear
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
look at this silly little bear
the little gremlin who lives in my house
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
the little gremlin who lives in my house
the most adult I ever feel is when I find a recipe for something and I already have all the ingredients and spices and whatnot in my pantry.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the most adult I ever feel is when I find a recipe for something and I already have all the ingredients and spices and whatnot in my pantry.
lace sweater is really coming together
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
lace sweater is really coming together