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Asher - ELIMINATED
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · Feb 15
This business will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 5m
Who was joking about how the. Angels were gonna hire Pujols since he's already getting paid by the MLBPA pension fund?
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Jon Heyman @jonheyman.bsky.social · 15m
Sources: Alltime great Albert Pujols is the first choice of Angels/Arte Moreno to manage following positive meeting. They still need to work out contract but Pujols is expected to be given choice of coaches if they can finalize the $.
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 15m
At least he's also expensive!
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 45m
Jared Leto may have a toxic reputation, he may have a wildly unappealing screen presence, but say what you will, he also can't open a movie either.
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 19m
Craig, big Clippers guy.
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James 🧛 Dracin'on @jamackinn.bsky.social · 3h
Dan Dickerson "Fuck this game recap"

youtu.be/4NoKwsQMG3U?...
Detroit Tigers announcer - I'm sorry, was that out loud?
YouTube video by Geoff M
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 39m
*scribbling frantically in a notebook*
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 44m
*12 hours later*

11 pitchers
bsky.app/profile/mmon...
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 58m
Drew Pomeranz will start Game 5 for the Cubs tonight in Milwaukee.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12h
When this game started vs when this game ended
Hat shoe kid Hat shoe guy
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
Oh no, I think these M's ALCS hats a are incredible
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
If you are a switch hitter and you are facing a guy like Kahnle, do you consider just hitting righty?
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
TOMMY TIGHTPANTS FUNDIES
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12h
Inside you are two wolves
Francisco Lindor & @Lindor12BC Wild game 9:23 PM • 10/10/25 • 22K Views Jose Canseco v @JoseCanseco X.com Do not get the American Express plan it is not worth it it is a complete scam 9:52 PM • 10/10/25 • 4.8K Views
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
If Tommy Kahnle had thrown that first pitch fastball for a strike I would have absolutely started levitating.
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
Robles got Dingled
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
Two absolutely amazing throws and tags to grab the other one runner stealing second tonight.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12h
"No"
"Ohhhhhhhhhh"
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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 12h
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 12h
Tigers-Mariners Game 5:
don't forget: you're here forever
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
I think about it a lot, tbh
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
If Naylor did actually hit a walk off homer here I think he would immediately burst into flames.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 12h
If Dingler’s a-singling, your senses are tingling.

If Dingler’s a-doubling, your outlook is troubling.
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
This game is psychotic.
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
Bazardo's fastballs are psychotic.
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
Bazardo's fastballs are psychotic.
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 12h
A screenshot from the onion that says, "exhausted ken burns urges baseball to stop."
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rockedfaces @rockedfaces.bsky.social · 12h
If you're reading this, better start warming up, because you--yes, YOU--are about to pitch for the Mariners and/or Tigers
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Asher - ELIMINATED @asherd.xyz · 12h
Needs to turn it down a couple of notches
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