Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️⚧️
@jeannedsnark.bsky.social
33 (she/they) ADHD transfemme medievalist turned IT gal. Mostly shitposts, star wars, anticapitalism, 40k, other assorted sundries. I dont know how to end these things. I eat validation for nourishment
So years ago i had a friend named jen. He was a funny kid, goofy like me, and yes he was named after the character in the dark crystal. Because of that he *despised* that movie. His mom, naturally, LOVED it and found his distaste of it to be disappointing. 1/11
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So years ago i had a friend named jen. He was a funny kid, goofy like me, and yes he was named after the character in the dark crystal. Because of that he *despised* that movie. His mom, naturally, LOVED it and found his distaste of it to be disappointing. 1/11
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Oh nice, a handy list of the corporate Dems to get rid of. To go out of your way this deep in slashing public infrastructure to cosign this, whose first line is ironically about concentration of power leading to totalitarian rule and brutal dictatorships, says you’ve got bad things in store for us.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Oh nice, a handy list of the corporate Dems to get rid of. To go out of your way this deep in slashing public infrastructure to cosign this, whose first line is ironically about concentration of power leading to totalitarian rule and brutal dictatorships, says you’ve got bad things in store for us.
Real. Is it exhausting? Yes. But theres so much misinformation out there that honestly expecting people to educate themselves properly with no method of discernment on whats real or fake is straight up asking people to feed themselves propaganda
the phrase "its not my job to educate you" has done insane damage to the trans liberation movement btw
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Real. Is it exhausting? Yes. But theres so much misinformation out there that honestly expecting people to educate themselves properly with no method of discernment on whats real or fake is straight up asking people to feed themselves propaganda
"Robo son. Generate humor! No. Make it meaner. No! Meaner! No!!! Meaner! I have achieved comedy! Please like me"
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"Robo son. Generate humor! No. Make it meaner. No! Meaner! No!!! Meaner! I have achieved comedy! Please like me"
*throws this into the center of a gundam fan meetup. It goes off. Nothing changes*
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
*throws this into the center of a gundam fan meetup. It goes off. Nothing changes*
Butlerian jihad when?!?!
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Butlerian jihad when?!?!
Keep uour gender secure and consider adding some gender security questions or two party authentication as well
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Keep uour gender secure and consider adding some gender security questions or two party authentication as well
My wife last night while i was playing my fun dice pretend game after my mountain hike (i smelled like the outdoors)
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My wife last night while i was playing my fun dice pretend game after my mountain hike (i smelled like the outdoors)
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I hate to say it, but my experience as a Marine is that gender and sexuality are constructs.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I hate to say it, but my experience as a Marine is that gender and sexuality are constructs.
You should definitely turn two heavy ass blades of chaos keychains into earrings.
You would certainly not regret turning two heavy ass blades of chaos keychains into earrings.
You would certainly not regret turning two heavy ass blades of chaos keychains into earrings.
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You should definitely turn two heavy ass blades of chaos keychains into earrings.
You would certainly not regret turning two heavy ass blades of chaos keychains into earrings.
You would certainly not regret turning two heavy ass blades of chaos keychains into earrings.
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I need a big sword for gender reasons
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I need a big sword for gender reasons
I finally got to hike a mountain near me that i havent had the chance to since over a year ago and the trails changed so much i thought i was following the way i was supposed to and ended up on the main road lol. I was an eagle scout.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I finally got to hike a mountain near me that i havent had the chance to since over a year ago and the trails changed so much i thought i was following the way i was supposed to and ended up on the main road lol. I was an eagle scout.
Its scientific what can I say
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Its scientific what can I say
Being chased by the 6ft 3 rage filled living weapon with pretty hair like "oh nooooo teehee i sure hope nobody catches me and tries to break all my bones"
I wanted a METROID 6 in 2042 where you play an underpowered garbage moveset dyke marine getting stalked and menaced by Beastmode Samus
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Being chased by the 6ft 3 rage filled living weapon with pretty hair like "oh nooooo teehee i sure hope nobody catches me and tries to break all my bones"
People are always like "dont get abducted by the fae" or "you dont want the fae to get ahold of you" and then what they describe as the consequences sound better than being here right now?!
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
People are always like "dont get abducted by the fae" or "you dont want the fae to get ahold of you" and then what they describe as the consequences sound better than being here right now?!
Saying wistfully to myself "i need to become her" while looking at landsknecht gyaru for the 100th time
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Saying wistfully to myself "i need to become her" while looking at landsknecht gyaru for the 100th time
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From A.R. Moxon's blog "So Shines a Good Deed in a Weary World"
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
From A.R. Moxon's blog "So Shines a Good Deed in a Weary World"
I have no clue what this is from but fuck using speedrunner language to describe transition is so unhinged and forum poisoned its hilarious.
I can’t stop repeating the phrases “get data on the prog meta” and “adipose noclip skip exploits” over and over
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have no clue what this is from but fuck using speedrunner language to describe transition is so unhinged and forum poisoned its hilarious.
As a bitch who has only seen vtubers in clips that pass my feeds: this is exactly the impression that i get, yes.
every vtuber is either
*voice you'd mute if it was in an anime and someone else walked in the room* "chaaaat... oh my gosh... you guys are acting so silly ehehe (◕ᴗ◕✿)"
*voice of a gas station worker* "chat is it a white woman moment if I wanna get cumflated by vicar amelia"
*voice you'd mute if it was in an anime and someone else walked in the room* "chaaaat... oh my gosh... you guys are acting so silly ehehe (◕ᴗ◕✿)"
*voice of a gas station worker* "chat is it a white woman moment if I wanna get cumflated by vicar amelia"
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
As a bitch who has only seen vtubers in clips that pass my feeds: this is exactly the impression that i get, yes.
My spouse just made me switch my text tone to a clicker sound and now everytime somebody communicates with me i squirm a little.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My spouse just made me switch my text tone to a clicker sound and now everytime somebody communicates with me i squirm a little.
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if girls arent supposed to kiss other girls then why did they make them so pretty
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
if girls arent supposed to kiss other girls then why did they make them so pretty
I can now say 1 (one) sentence in my target voice.
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I can now say 1 (one) sentence in my target voice.
Somebody fund this asap.
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November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Somebody fund this asap.
Yeah i know what a "hush puppy is. Duh.
Its what cuties say to instantly melt me into a puddle.
Its what cuties say to instantly melt me into a puddle.
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Yeah i know what a "hush puppy is. Duh.
Its what cuties say to instantly melt me into a puddle.
Its what cuties say to instantly melt me into a puddle.