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February 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
That shot in OBAA after Lockjaw's first Xmas Adenturer meeting where they cut to a closeup of him and I only noticed now his eyes are a little wet from emotion lol great detail. What a loser.
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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thank you for the intrusive thought i needed to crappily photoshop
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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It's a big hamburger, and you can't eat it
January 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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CAPT. PICARD: there's no time for this, the planet's surface is too unstable! beam us aboard, then i will consider your team's request
CHIEF O'BRIEN: what's to consider? engineering department gets a full hour for lunch, or you die
CAPT. PICARD: well i don't think it would set a very good precedent
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: hello my friend Jeffrey Epstein. anything I can do to assist your pedophilia or associated legal defense?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: thin;s r going goo d. have u herd of gentic diference btwen whit and othes? thank's. Jeffrye
WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: we must meet at once to discuss this
February 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The Onion print edition is good this month
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Hmm I guess you can't
January 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Watching a lkveatream of two guys driving around while Charlotte, NC experiences a snowstorm. Peep Lauren in the chat with the helpful info
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 PM
NO BROKE BOYS
NO NEW FRIENDS
January 31, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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I saw a dude here in Mexico City wander past me in a shirt with a drawing where Deadpool was cutting al pastor off a trompo with his swords and also there was an arrow pointing at him and it said “DEADPOOL” I feel like I stared too long at an eclipse
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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This is so well written. 💔
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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again it is very funny that conspiracy theorists think they need to crack some elaborate code the elites use to communicate, when in reality they're just like "see you at sex crime island! bring the harem!"
January 31, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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In an interview with MPR News, Liam's mother gave an update on her son and her own safety. She said Liam asks again and again, “Mommy, why don’t you pick us up?” Or “Mommy, we don’t want to be here anymore. This place is ugly.”
‘Mommy, why don’t you pick us up?’: Mother of Liam Conejo Ramos shares her story from hiding
Liam and his father are currently being held by federal authorities in the South Texas Family Residential Center in Dilley, an hour plus drive southwest of San Antonio.
www.mprnews.org
January 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Dudes rock has never been more true.
January 31, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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Anyone with a net worth over $10 million is a pedophile until proven otherwise.
January 31, 2026 at 12:01 AM
That's because President Donald J. Trump is a pedophile and a rapist of children and the culture he's propogated since he's been in office is pedophile culture that strongly encourages the rape of children.
January 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
DAE want to live on an abstract plain
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
That's wassup and this is what's gonna happen eventually with every population these mongrels terrorize. They can't sell it. They're not respected.
Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.

📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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ooh the back rocks too
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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In fairness, the Hall of Fame couldn’t get it up for him either.

@theonion.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM