Good Boy
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I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
I feel like a lot of these sad bastards are treating this duty like some last hurrah. One vacation of sadistic and libidinal pleasures before the hammer of reality comes back down, one way or another.
"A U.S. Customs and Border Patrol employee was charged with drunken driving in St. Paul after a state trooper found him passed out in a car Tuesday morning 'covered in vomit.'"
Border Patrol employee found ‘covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving
Border Patrol employee Alfredo Mancillas Jr. of Corpus Christi, Texas, was charged with drunk driving in St. Paul.
sahanjournal.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I feel like a lot of these sad bastards are treating this duty like some last hurrah. One vacation of sadistic and libidinal pleasures before the hammer of reality comes back down, one way or another.
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my aunt got scott some little liqueur chocolates for his birthday
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 PM
my aunt got scott some little liqueur chocolates for his birthday
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(Daffy Duck voice) SNAKE EYES! 88 TEETH! FOURSTORY FOREHEAD! JUKEBOX JAW!
January 29, 2026 at 10:17 PM
(Daffy Duck voice) SNAKE EYES! 88 TEETH! FOURSTORY FOREHEAD! JUKEBOX JAW!
Sinestro, you scoundrel
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Sinestro, you scoundrel
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Elementary cosmogony / Cosmogonie élémentaire - 1949
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/19956
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/19956
January 29, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Elementary cosmogony / Cosmogonie élémentaire - 1949
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/19956
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/19956
If we don't come down on these clowns, we'll be up to our balls in jugglers.
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
If we don't come down on these clowns, we'll be up to our balls in jugglers.
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i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
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I can't stop thinking about this.
Is *ANY* Democratic senator talking about conditioning their vote on measures that would actually free kidnapped people or even improve the conditions of those in concentration camps?
Is *ANY* Democratic senator talking about conditioning their vote on measures that would actually free kidnapped people or even improve the conditions of those in concentration camps?
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I can't stop thinking about this.
Is *ANY* Democratic senator talking about conditioning their vote on measures that would actually free kidnapped people or even improve the conditions of those in concentration camps?
Is *ANY* Democratic senator talking about conditioning their vote on measures that would actually free kidnapped people or even improve the conditions of those in concentration camps?
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So many of these reforms are just more rules to enforce existing rules, meaning they can be ignored as easily as the rules already being ignored.
Not only are the Democrats invested in the continued existence of ICE, they think you are too stupid to see what they are up to.
Not only are the Democrats invested in the continued existence of ICE, they think you are too stupid to see what they are up to.
Even if Schumer was able to get a bill passed requiring ICE to not wear masks or not cover their faces, they’d ignore it. Get serious.
January 29, 2026 at 4:46 PM
So many of these reforms are just more rules to enforce existing rules, meaning they can be ignored as easily as the rules already being ignored.
Not only are the Democrats invested in the continued existence of ICE, they think you are too stupid to see what they are up to.
Not only are the Democrats invested in the continued existence of ICE, they think you are too stupid to see what they are up to.
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It's not just "stand up to ICE when you see them," it's building many vast networks of support and trust to
- create safe spaces
- protect schools
- get kids TO school
- check on neighbors
- deliver groceries
- help pay the rent
- let people know of danger
- feed the helpers, too!
- and on and on
- create safe spaces
- protect schools
- get kids TO school
- check on neighbors
- deliver groceries
- help pay the rent
- let people know of danger
- feed the helpers, too!
- and on and on
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 PM
It's not just "stand up to ICE when you see them," it's building many vast networks of support and trust to
- create safe spaces
- protect schools
- get kids TO school
- check on neighbors
- deliver groceries
- help pay the rent
- let people know of danger
- feed the helpers, too!
- and on and on
- create safe spaces
- protect schools
- get kids TO school
- check on neighbors
- deliver groceries
- help pay the rent
- let people know of danger
- feed the helpers, too!
- and on and on
I would say she seems like she's high on her own supply in this video but apparently she only sells mids, so...
Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (one of 7 Democrats who just voted to fund DHS) defends her stance.
Argues funding for ICE "is not the question." Instead, Senate Democrats have leverage for various demands.
"I think they could negotiate to replace Noem with someone that doesn't skirt the filibuster."
Argues funding for ICE "is not the question." Instead, Senate Democrats have leverage for various demands.
"I think they could negotiate to replace Noem with someone that doesn't skirt the filibuster."
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I would say she seems like she's high on her own supply in this video but apparently she only sells mids, so...
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Never change, Indianapolis.
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Never change, Indianapolis.
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we tortured some folks
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 PM
we tortured some folks
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why do you think you know what's in grip for the next 11 months? this issue has moved 30 points in last 10 months
“Abolish” or “defund” aren't within grasp in 2026. But where are:
- End qualified immunity
- Rewrite use-of-force so this crap isn't ruled “within policy”
- Overturn July 8 mandatory detention memo
- Reinstate TPS
- Open up detention centers, enforce humane conditions
He doesn’t even *ask* for it.
- End qualified immunity
- Rewrite use-of-force so this crap isn't ruled “within policy”
- Overturn July 8 mandatory detention memo
- Reinstate TPS
- Open up detention centers, enforce humane conditions
He doesn’t even *ask* for it.
Chuck Schumer just announced demands on DHS to avoid shutdown:
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams
There are *already* standards on much of this.
The issue is DHS isn't following them!
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams
There are *already* standards on much of this.
The issue is DHS isn't following them!
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
why do you think you know what's in grip for the next 11 months? this issue has moved 30 points in last 10 months
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
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Michael, you do not talk to a gentleman such as Maurice Green in that manner.
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Michael, you do not talk to a gentleman such as Maurice Green in that manner.
He was having intercourse with two of our cocktail servers simultaneously. Our guests couldn't get a beverage while they played poker!
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 AM
He was having intercourse with two of our cocktail servers simultaneously. Our guests couldn't get a beverage while they played poker!
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“Eight hours of sleep is indulgent, no one disputes that. But if you’re not getting at least five, you’re a chump, and you might as well pack it in and move back to Grand Rapids, which is a beautiful city that I love.”
January 28, 2026 at 7:24 PM
“Eight hours of sleep is indulgent, no one disputes that. But if you’re not getting at least five, you’re a chump, and you might as well pack it in and move back to Grand Rapids, which is a beautiful city that I love.”