banner
LightNews
katewitko.bsky.social
kate
@katewitko.bsky.social
4K followers 700 following 23K posts
i live in indianapolis, i'm from here saturdays are for college football, sundays are for redzone i am told that medically i am still alive
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · Nov 9
gm
miga standing in a big yellow popcorn bowl
10 13 270
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 57m
my grandma was named beverly. drinking this is taking her eucharist
1
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 1h
i can't believe you missed this very carefully opportunity
1 1
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 1h
BCM how do you do it
1 1
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 1h
the onion has lost the zionist genocide denier market
1 20
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 2h
@theamitie.bsky.social h2p
1
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 2h
hmmm
3
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 3h
if my smart watch can give me a sleep score it should also give me a sex score
1 14
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 3h
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
1
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 4h
ooooooof
1 2
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 4h
spring-loaded toilet paper holder cylinder?
1 1
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 4h
oh absolutely
1
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 4h
simpler, but man running that account was a lot of work lol
1 1
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 4h
bracing yourself climbing up two walls
1 5 31
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 4h
oh that's good
1 1
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 4h
if i ever post the phrase "yuck your yum" i am in mortal danger and must be rescued
1 2 34
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 4h
despite the name i am not in this porno
jav.scd.lol
JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 7h
Mean Bitch Shit Girl
1 9
Reposted by kate
jav.scd.lol
JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 7h
Mean Bitch Shit Girl
7 92 170
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 4h
oooh yes
1
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 4h
well Howard figured out how to open the front door
4 17
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 4h
ortolan
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 5h
👀
1 4
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 5h
i very sincerely want to eat a rich person
6 22
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 1d
😇
2
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 1d
i ain't reading all that
1 10
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 1d
i wish i could relay the content of the conversation that led up to this but it would prob get me banned on here. it was a recorded zoom call so she and I are probably getting a visit from the feds anyway
katewitko.bsky.social
kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 1d
last night at my psych appointment my NP threatened to join bluesky
12