Pumpkin Farmer 🎃
@electron.bsky.social
just a 40-something they/them/dude from the future
baltimore, hon
☭ unions or else ☭
baltimore, hon
☭ unions or else ☭
Pinned
(not you. you are cool, mutual who is reading this.)
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evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol
"jello" Biafra lol
I get jokes,!
I get jokes,!
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"jello" Biafra lol
I get jokes,!
I get jokes,!
I have recently been researching prompt ingestion to get my creativity flowing
December 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I have recently been researching prompt ingestion to get my creativity flowing
I am wondering why the AI grifting community has yet to make a significant impact.
it's so goddamn easy come tf on people!!!
it's so goddamn easy come tf on people!!!
December 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I am wondering why the AI grifting community has yet to make a significant impact.
it's so goddamn easy come tf on people!!!
it's so goddamn easy come tf on people!!!
a vocalist who plays another instrument and/or is willing to move equipment that is not their own would be beautiful to collaborate with
let's start a band that rips off Drive Like Jehu.
it's not 2004.
no one's doing it anymore.
let's fucking go.
see you next year
it's not 2004.
no one's doing it anymore.
let's fucking go.
see you next year
December 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
a vocalist who plays another instrument and/or is willing to move equipment that is not their own would be beautiful to collaborate with
let's start a band that rips off Drive Like Jehu.
it's not 2004.
no one's doing it anymore.
let's fucking go.
see you next year
it's not 2004.
no one's doing it anymore.
let's fucking go.
see you next year
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
let's start a band that rips off Drive Like Jehu.
it's not 2004.
no one's doing it anymore.
let's fucking go.
see you next year
it's not 2004.
no one's doing it anymore.
let's fucking go.
see you next year
the US economy is on the verge of collapse, but I am enjoying the techbros thinking they can fix it
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the US economy is on the verge of collapse, but I am enjoying the techbros thinking they can fix it
glad to know that everyone else feels like fertilizer as well
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
glad to know that everyone else feels like fertilizer as well
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It will always amaze me how quickly people forget how rigged certain states are. Literally gerrymandered to hell and back.
But it's alot easier to just pretend everyone is an ignorant asshole than confront how deep it all goes.
But it's alot easier to just pretend everyone is an ignorant asshole than confront how deep it all goes.
December 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It will always amaze me how quickly people forget how rigged certain states are. Literally gerrymandered to hell and back.
But it's alot easier to just pretend everyone is an ignorant asshole than confront how deep it all goes.
But it's alot easier to just pretend everyone is an ignorant asshole than confront how deep it all goes.
life has me focusing on people I see irl lately sorry
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
life has me focusing on people I see irl lately sorry
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My alone time is essential to me.
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My alone time is essential to me.
a mid-life crisis—only I am just pretending to be a dad
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
a mid-life crisis—only I am just pretending to be a dad
all my sXe friends from my early 20s are now stoners
so say we all
so say we all
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
all my sXe friends from my early 20s are now stoners
so say we all
so say we all
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This better not unlock anything inside of me
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This better not unlock anything inside of me
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Be mindful with your posts, I dont know if Fetterman is right wing enough for people to get suspended for saying this is funny
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Be mindful with your posts, I dont know if Fetterman is right wing enough for people to get suspended for saying this is funny
speaking of writing fiction: one day the very derivative Mary Sue fiction I have written in my head will unfortunately see the light of day in some capacity
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
speaking of writing fiction: one day the very derivative Mary Sue fiction I have written in my head will unfortunately see the light of day in some capacity
omg some nerdy hipsters are having a meet-cute next to me aww 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
omg some nerdy hipsters are having a meet-cute next to me aww 🥰
being decisively confusing by being authentically me
oope
oope
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
being decisively confusing by being authentically me
oope
oope
gonna start a noise-core band
all the lyrics are gonna be SQL queries
call it COALESCE()
all the lyrics are gonna be SQL queries
call it COALESCE()
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
gonna start a noise-core band
all the lyrics are gonna be SQL queries
call it COALESCE()
all the lyrics are gonna be SQL queries
call it COALESCE()
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I believe it can be better — or rather I believe that we are called on to do what we can within a broken system while we fight to make a new one.
But I do not cast one single iota of judgment on people who can no longer believe that. Dems haven’t given us any reason to believe it.
But I do not cast one single iota of judgment on people who can no longer believe that. Dems haven’t given us any reason to believe it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I believe it can be better — or rather I believe that we are called on to do what we can within a broken system while we fight to make a new one.
But I do not cast one single iota of judgment on people who can no longer believe that. Dems haven’t given us any reason to believe it.
But I do not cast one single iota of judgment on people who can no longer believe that. Dems haven’t given us any reason to believe it.
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I am often frustrated by comfortable true blue democratic voters who don’t understand why so many millions of people have given up on the party.
LOOK AT IT.
LOOK AT IT.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I am often frustrated by comfortable true blue democratic voters who don’t understand why so many millions of people have given up on the party.
LOOK AT IT.
LOOK AT IT.