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Pumpkin Farmer 🎃

@electron.bsky.social

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just a 40-something they/them/dude from the future baltimore, hon ☭ unions or else ☭

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Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 6d

(not you. you are cool, mutual who is reading this.)

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Saxton 👻 @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 14h

helloooo

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Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 13h

yessssssss!!

'tis the season

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 15h

Black and white photo of Ettore Boiardi with a chefs hat that reads "Chef Boy-aer-dee"

Speech bubble directed at the quoted post

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Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 14h

I grunted at this involuntary

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

forbidden knowledge

Winston from the television show Home Improvement with his face visible

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Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 14h

p sure we are all Irish, so this tracks

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Shawn's Socialist Slipstreaming（宇祥）- he/him/他/dia @shawnybantzy.bsky.social · 1d

'Conference of Zionists Will Colonise Palestine' - June 20, 1899, 124 years, 3 months and 17 days before October 7, 2023

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Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 14h

I keep meeting people with the same voice

it has to be an Irish curse

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Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 15h

iykyk

Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 15h

SNACK TRUCK

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Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 15h

good question! I have never witnessed this

Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 15h

my cats tend to do the same. I think they enjoy playing with them more than eating them

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Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 15h

I have seen exactly one (1) of these

I should probably watch more of them

Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 15h

bad drunk darts sounds dangerous

and yet, I am very familiar

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 16h

but noooo the leftists are the mean unhinged ones lmfao

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Will Stancil@whstancil.bsky.social • 3h it was in this moment, where the infamous white nationalist followed by the vice president of the united states shared the cartoon show that neo-Nazis had made about me, that I realized the modern world had gone mad and must end
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The Will Stancil Show! [FULL EPISODE)
Episode One: "Black Studies Degree"
When a brawl breaks out in Minneapolis, housing policy lawyer Will Stancil whips out his secret weapon to soothe racial tensions & bring peace back to ...
(cartoon of will stancil in a diner drinking juice)

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2d

if you want to fix bluesky, ban everyone who’s mean to me because 90% of them are a-bloo-bloo-bloo; i am very smart 📊

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Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 15h

sitting in a restaurant, thinking about what I have the energy to make for dinner when I get home

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 1d

Stop making jokes. Taylor Swift only puts homophobia in her lyrics when she's extremely distressed.

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 16h

Ernest Goes Back To The Future

Pumpkin Farmer 🎃 @electron.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Goes Back to Jail

🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Scared of the Consequences of His Lifestyle

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 17h

This strikes me as pretty bad

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 16h

Essex County NJ folks, I need your help. I can't find any information about this huge gay jester (or harlequin maybe?) statue that I seem to recall was on top of a building or billboard. In Newark, one of the Oranges, or Irvington, most likely.

He was doing this pose: