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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
🎃Nosferascoob🎃
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
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The internet's favorite uncle. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors Avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · Nov 16
Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth
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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 29m
[aquarium] we're going to feed our octopus

[me] oh sweet they are so cool

[aquarium] *removes bricks weighing down the top and unlocks several locks and removes heavy chain and turns off surveillance alarms and-*
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2h
Don't wanna give the milk away for free
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2h
A Star Wars Sister Act crossover film called Force of Habit
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2h
Touch myself I'm going to scream
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · Nov 7
"slut era", I whisper as I leave justttt a tiny bit of ballskin hanging out of my open zipper
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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 1d
Awarding this to myself as self-care
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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 1d
Saving this so we can present it as an award for when someone like Pedro Pascal comes out
The Best Buy logo only it says “Best Bi”
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · Apr 24
Hell yeah I read theory
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 4h
I've read and really enjoyed it!
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Leah the Sufferin’ Succubus @feistyfeminist.bsky.social · 15d
My autumnal dating advice is to bring a date a gourd in lieu of flowers. Not a pumpkin, a gourd. A weird, bumpy, gnarled one. uglier the better
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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 15d
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 7h
L Train is everything okay
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🎃🎃🎃 Adam Jay 💀💀💀 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 16h
“Dear God, does this look like spit to you?”
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Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social · 17h
Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.
A screenshot of a video of Noem praying at a conference table with other people wearing suits. Fast food bags and water bottles sit on the table.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 8d
This may be my magnum opus
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 17h
Waking up cuddled with you was perfect
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 17h
Hell yeah love I'm happy she seem good so far
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 17h
I'ma count it
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 17h
going to a gun range and throwing tomatoes at the target
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 19h
Number one!
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 19h
Thank youuuuu. Shit keeps you young I swear
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d
Blue instead of red but yep
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d
Jokes on you I don't go to therapy
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Freykin🏳️‍🌈💛🤍💜 @freykin.bsky.social · 1d
Ernest Vindicated and Returns to a Life of Excess
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🎃Pumpkinwave🎃 @spiralrings.blue · 1d
Ernest’s Difficult Thanksgiving Reunion with his Estranged Adult Son
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d
Goddamn right he did
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · Mar 1
Periodic reminder that Jim Varney could have seduced your mom, and probably your dad. Ernest Goes to Poundtown
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d
Ernest Goes Directly to the Bargaining Stage
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d
Ernest Scared of the Consequences of His Lifestyle
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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d
Ernest Goes to the Clinic
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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d
Ernest is getting an itch checked out
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