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Gef the Toking Mongoose
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2d
Come celebrate the 6th anniversary of AEW Dynamite with us as we resurrect dead actors, show that we don't have any understanding of even basic level geography and enjoy some good old fashioned foot torture. We have a little something for everyone and hope you'll give a listen 🤼‍♂️
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Monday Night Fake Fights @mnffpod.bsky.social · 2d
we are late posting about it, but! AEW returns to the alleged state of Florida with a big 6th Anniversary show! We got a really solid show out of it with a huge title match, a mixed-tag main event and we get possessed again by the ghost of George C. Scott.

Let's light this fuse already, pardna!
the MNFF Studio. a Brown stage with a golden jeweled Electric Marquee over the stage with reddish pink curtains on the side and a large television flat screen on the back wall of the stage featuring an Image of the Don Callis Family on the stage at Dynamite 6 year anniversary, The Protostar holding his TNT Title high. on the stage is a golden hued Commentary table with the MNFF Logo on the front but the MN is covered with duct tape that reads WN in sharpie. behind the desk is a mongoose smoking a bong Erika on Bobby heenans body and Piper on moxley s body flipping off the camera.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 34m
A Star Wars Sister Act crossover film called Force of Habit
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Aug 24
Having two spoons of Night Syrup before bed
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 8h
Orange Cassidy dives in the air with his hands in his pockets!

#AEWDynamite
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 14h
😃 #oilpainting #art
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12h
I truly don’t get the appeal of podcasts having to be video now. Podcasts are at their very best when you’re doing something else, working out or playing videogames etc, and no good podcaster has ever been someone who should be shown on screen that’s just not how that works. It’s a goblin job.
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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 8h
Mothman
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 8h
32 years ago today, Sideshow Bob first met his old archenemy: Rakes. "Cape Feare," first aired October 7, 1993.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12h
my cat on catnip while I'm chilling stoned
AEW wrestler Orange Cassidy sitting on a chair with his feet up playing with a rubix cube while other AEW wrestler Thekla does her trademark spider pose where she arches backwards and walks on her hands and feet while looking at Orange
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13h
Orc Frasier be like "I listening"
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16h
Everyone at work is always talking about how normal I am. "I've never seen someone so normal," they all say, gathering around my desk to cheer and applaud
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 9h
not replacing the toilet paper roll because I'm a sovereign citizen
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Jul 27
He is survived by his wife, 2 children and Doug
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Jul 27
After a crime spree that took the lives of 4 adults and 2 children LiMu Emu was gunned down by the LAPD after being cornered in an alleyway in West Hollywood
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Feb 25
who amongst ua haven't read a Reagan book while smoking some dank right before ghosts just shit house our children
Screencap from the movie poltergeist showing the parents relaxing on their bed. The father is reading the book "Reagan the man the president" while the wife sits behind rolling a joint
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14h
me and my thoughts once I stop posting
An illustration of a girl in pajamas sitting on her bed with her face being pulled away to a psychedelic vortex that also contains a face
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 9h
e-girl gf podcaster bf
McMurray and his wife Mrs McMurray from the television show Letterkenny
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Mar 31
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my...honestly kind of ugly looking child"
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Justin | 陳國榮 @justinckw.com · 9h
Kyle Fletcher:

甲：コーナーロケットキック (Corner Rocket Kick)
乙：垂直落下式ブレーンバスター (Vertical-drop brainbuster)
丙：Slutty pin

#AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
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hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo
Lumpy, Beanpole & Shooz @hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo · 9h
me and the homie after we stepped outside for a puff
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d
we out here
It is a moon lit night in a narrow valley of a high mountain spooky terrain. The moon has a halo that makes it look twice its own size, and is only barely covered by slightly wispy clouds. The mountains in the distance are blueish white from the splash of the moons haunted hues, but in between the walls of darker rock that crowd in to the foreground, two-robed creatures that are likely men stand lit by a torch that one of them holds like a holy relic. Their hoods are pointed and drawn up over their heads, but we can see the whites of their long impressive beards that make them look like wizards, though perhaps they are merely otherworldly cultists. Their faces are in shadow and they are hunched suspiciously, as if they are up to some dark mischief and their hands are raised in a way that you cannot tell if they are conversing, about to exchange items, or casting some spell.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d
we out here
It is a moon lit night in a narrow valley of a high mountain spooky terrain. The moon has a halo that makes it look twice its own size, and is only barely covered by slightly wispy clouds. The mountains in the distance are blueish white from the splash of the moons haunted hues, but in between the walls of darker rock that crowd in to the foreground, two-robed creatures that are likely men stand lit by a torch that one of them holds like a holy relic. Their hoods are pointed and drawn up over their heads, but we can see the whites of their long impressive beards that make them look like wizards, though perhaps they are merely otherworldly cultists. Their faces are in shadow and they are hunched suspiciously, as if they are up to some dark mischief and their hands are raised in a way that you cannot tell if they are conversing, about to exchange items, or casting some spell.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d
people talk about being visibly stoned, I wanted to be invisibly stoned I want to get so baked you can only see me by setting off sprinkler systems and shit
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22h
Me: I like going to Sam's Club because it's wholesale

The grandfather from the 2003 film Holes: ITS WHAT?!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d
forbidden knowledge
Winston from the television show Home Improvement with his face visible
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 9h
I love The Crucible
Superman is sentencing Batman it's a comic panel and says "Batman, you have been found guilty of witchcraft! I sentence you to be burned at the stake!"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10h
We used to have proper video games
Still from the old PC video game Black & White showing a group of villagers before a turtle god monster
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