mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes
@mindflakes.bsky.social
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mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 11m
(Sending a post) Off you go, little one. I believe in you. You're going to do great things!
(Deleting that post after it gets 3 likes) You have failed me for the last time, traitor. Taste my steel
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 14h
Moon last night gave me powers. Remains to be seen if they’re good or bad. I’m thinking probably mixed bag, like everything
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izzyzaw.bsky.social
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 13h
everybody’s jealous of me since I decided to get plastic surgery to have Cuttlefish skin. they‘re resentful because I camouflage myself as a brick wall or a gorseberry bush in order to steal their croissants off their plates at cafes. I’ve never felt so beautiful
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mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15h
If anyone's free later I was going to make a round of my famous mustard sandwiches then lunge wildly into the side of a parked ambulance for reasons unclear even to me
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naomielizabeth.bsky.social
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · Aug 25
Ghoul and goblin awareness: There are ghouls and goblins
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funeralpig.bsky.social
wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Sep 8
i’m going to become the first man to ride a motorcycle through the sun
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mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19h
Everyone at work is always talking about how normal I am. "I've never seen someone so normal," they all say, gathering around my desk to cheer and applaud
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weedlejuice.bsky.social
terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 19d
If we all synchronise our movements just right we can produce a dazzling visual illusion that disorients and confuses all predators
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16d
if you ate food from 2005 you could become ill. but in 2005 you ate it all the time
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
I prefer Hallowe'en instead of Halloween. Breaks it up a bit so it's not as scary
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mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d
I should be allowed to travel through the postal system
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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 2d
I came here to do two things: Learn how to count.
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ygrene.bsky.social
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2d
some of the things i’m hearing said about me out there are “i hope he eats a donut soon” and “that guy should eat a donut”
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apexamigo.bsky.social
𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 2d
i dont ask my friends how they
are i just yell STATUS REPORT
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mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d
Tired of fake friends who use a block of cheese on a string as a ruse to get me into my travel carrier
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 3d
Once the night lotion has been applied, the face is sealed. No new business. For the face
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3d
Every question you ask at the end of a work meeting should be deducted from your lifespan
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questabandoner.bsky.social
Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 3d
Snails can move faster than that. They're just being cautious
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lacroixboi.dadguy.help
presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · 4d
the tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once
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mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 3d
Can't even say "shiver me timbers" or call your coworkers "landlubbers" any more without people making all kinds of assumptions about you
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questabandoner.bsky.social
Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 3d
(Flipping a bug upright) Up she goes. Chin up. There's a good lad
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3d
Love makes you do crazy things. One time I jumped out of the bushes wearing a panda costume and shot my mailman with a blow dart
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grobiansyboe.bsky.social
Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 4d
Walking around town in just a towel. People are stopping to shake my hand and wish me well
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mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 3d
It's weird how nobody ever talks about the fact that we all hear incredibly loud discordant high-tempo circus music in our heads at all times
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · Aug 6
In lieu of sleep, I've decided to travel to a small logging town & investigate a series of strange disappearances.
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