Grobian Syboe
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welcome to my webpage Scholar of Wise Principles and associated virtues I am urging restraint at this time 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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If I’m out and about, or even sitting down in my house, if something occurs to me you can be sure to read about it here on my webpage.
Cheers then.

- Grobian
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Americans always say things like "this is a damn cornshoot"
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Very interesting. Would you ever consider making woodworking chisels?
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one and the same, shows development of artistic merit
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getting removed from the "comedy" list on here and instead added to one called "tragedy"
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Take the falcon out, go for a ride around the fief, take up the lute - anything
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Nothing gets you going like a proper good pub. NO NONSENSE
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Missing Menzies in Dundee badly. I've got a artistic rendition of the pub hung in the living room. What a fucking good pub. I've wept at that bar.
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Imagine it's a damp November evening, right, rain's been off an hour. You're at the pub, and the windows are steamed up. Everyone is wearing their long coats at the bar, feels conspiratorial. Barman leans in to listen to you, a nod. Door opens, punter enters alongside a waft of cool air.
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It's a kind of cup noodle
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It's fine. I get it - I'm just not paying 15 BLOODY QUID for some "bar bites".
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Got told off at the hotel for eating a SHIN CUP in the COMMON AREA. Listen mate, we're both above that chat - let's "live a little"
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That's that Nintendo fella!!!
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lmao these are excellent, I will need to give this a read
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It is in fact not corn, it is dal
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I really just needed dinner
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My foemen are chanting praises to Cruel Father
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Hate it when you go to parley at the bandit camp and they say stuff like "Welcome,fool."
Wind it in big man, we are only interested in Frank and Open Dialogue.
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The only thing that beats the view from my opulent villa overlooking the Grand Bazaar in The Imperial Capital is using my hereditary veto to prevent threats to my salt monopoly!