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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · Jul 19

The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes he’s ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 2h

‘Team building’ exercises tomorrow to figure out who is queen

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 4h

Saying this in the most patronizing way possible

morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 4h

To have an enchanter enchant an item for you, bring it to the enchanter, along with a soul gem to power the item.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 2h

Forever my paste ✊🏻

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 3h

Elegant older woman in a taupe blazer. Text: The doctor doesn't want you to know about this. The doctor has their own needs, will, and lovers' trysts. The doctor misspells words in hasty emails about marrow and sinew. You mustn't blame the doctor for their miseducation in blood orthodoxy. The doctor knows a great many things, but they don't know about my paste.
WHEN THEY WERE LEARNING ABOUT FORCEPS, I WAS MAKING MY PASTE.
ForeverMyPaste.com.
(ive been making my paste the whole time)

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 2h

They gathered us all today to announce we are now employees of the first human hive. The walls collapsed to reveal a giant structure the inner cavity of which was a myriad of hexagonal cells made from a viscous foul smelling substance. “Get to work!” they yelled. Still figuring out everyone’s role..

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 12h

according to my visions everything will continue

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 5h

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.

A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 4h

When poltergeists hurl things across the room they are just trying to keep up an active lifestyle

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 4h

This is how things work for ghouls don’t even bother arguing with me about it

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 14h

making you stand and wait while i look for a specific guy in the garden of earthly delights on my phone

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 4h

Smacking my ghoul husband over the head with a mallet just to see the little skeleton birds flit around his skull

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19h

Everyone at work is always talking about how normal I am. "I've never seen someone so normal," they all say, gathering around my desk to cheer and applaud

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climp @climp.bsky.social · 21h

No, please, nothing fancy. An ad-supported-tier funeral is good enough.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20h

Ocean of blood coming. Just making conversation.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 4h

As far as yellow men go this is the best I’ve seen

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · Apr 13

The local farmers are sick of finding me wandering their fields blood soaked and disoriented after each full moon and are petitioning to have me thrown in the nearest river