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climp
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 5h
Elegant older woman in a taupe blazer. Text: The doctor doesn't want you to know about this. The doctor has their own needs, will, and lovers' trysts. The doctor misspells words in hasty emails about marrow and sinew. You mustn't blame the doctor for their miseducation in blood orthodoxy. The doctor knows a great many things, but they don't know about my paste. WHEN THEY WERE LEARNING ABOUT FORCEPS, I WAS MAKING MY PASTE. ForeverMyPaste.com. (ive been making my paste the whole time)
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 12h
I like to scream “Kevin” on the plane for a little laugh. Lightens the mood in the cockpit.
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 21h
Full many a flower is born to blush unseen,
And waste its sweetness on the desert air.
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 23h
No, please, nothing fancy. An ad-supported-tier funeral is good enough.
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 23h
Before telescopes if they wanted to see faraway stuff they’d have to build it way bigger
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
False alarm, sir. One guy was just making explosion sounds with his mouth.
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
We can achieve sustainability with my new waterwheel-powered gun
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
If there's one thing I know it's what's best for everyone
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 2d
Judging by the bite marks it looks like we have a vampire with, uh, braces
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
The only thing we have to fear is list of phobias Wikipedia dot com full list of phobias
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
It’s all true. None of it.
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
[wheelbarrow honk] ride’s here man
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
Eating leftunders the couch
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
Slicing my jaw clean off with monofilament dental floss
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 5d
The simple summer pleasure of taking your foot off the gas and sticking it out the sunroof
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 5d
Man, phonies are never what you think
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 6d
Silently handing my a wife a printout of her roadmap and shaking my head. Q3 is circled.
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 6d
Relaxed fit coffins
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 6d
You can save a lot of time if you dunk your feet beforehand
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 6d
I don’t think these four blankets are enough to stop the Five Blanket Fucker
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 6d
All this avuncular shit is so uncle coded
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 6d
Beware the battle of danger
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 6d
Shot a squirrel and got 14 leather??
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 6d
The average quality of crapola is no good!
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