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@brenthor.bsky.social

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jun 5

You, 6ft tall, full head of hair: i cant get into these crevices im too big and they snag my hair.

Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 1m

Cool now it doesnt work at all. Lmao

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 10m

For some reason it only works for single words not any phrasing

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 59m

Also canadian flags too. And Israeli. Basically anyone with a flag anywhere can go fuck a duck for all I care. I dont give a crap. Im here to post filth and make meaningful connections with my friends who are all named shit like 'BonerSoldier420'

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 1h

As a matter of course, i block any account with an american flag in their handle or bio that follows me. It makes me feel like a hot bitch to do it. Fuck off jethro go fuck a hand gun

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Aug 27

Never ask a woman her age, instead ask her what tales have carved their mark on her flesh. Ask if she is wizened, bent low from the sins of the past. Ask her if she believes in retribution

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 3h

Sadly, the title of the song is cut off, so I guess I'll never know what it says.

Radio display showing that a Cannibal Corpse song is playing, but the full song title is cut off. Rude.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 10h

It def looks pretty fun

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Aug 24

Having two spoons of Night Syrup before bed

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 10h

Is that the ww2 movie with the shark?

And yeah I always just turn the in-game volume down to like 15 in the audio settings bc nothing else seems to work

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 10h

Youre right, of course

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jun 8

Grimace upskirt
Grimace no panties
Grimace commando
Grimace go commando
Grimace pussy slip
Grimace wardrobe malfunction

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Frightening McQueen @lettuce.bsky.social · Feb 1

Using some of my limited time on this beautiful planet staying informed about some of the stupidest shitheads in history

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11h

Wretched

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 14h

Moon last night gave me powers. Remains to be seen if they’re good or bad. I’m thinking probably mixed bag, like everything

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15h

Orc Frasier be like "I listening"

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Nov 8

File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Trust Ape Options > Ape Settings > Connect With Apes

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 17h

Sealing myself in a large envelope. Might get mailed. Might just go on a shelf

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11h

Oh yeah i heard that was good

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 13h

This is a very accurate summation

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 13h

I have 1 hour to game before i have to go to bed and these shaders have been compiling for 13 minutes and I finally got to the title screen and then I loaded my game and you guessed it, gotta compile those shaders again

Borderlands 4 fucking sucks and so does unreal engine 5.

A different screen also compiling shaders. Total time from hitting play game on steam to me in the actual game: 16 minutes

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 13h

A very simple thing that every video game engine except unreal engine 5 can handle just fine and has handled just fine for 25 years

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 13h

Replying to a sext with a star wars gif while i toast a second bagel

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 13h

Why is everyone talking about mastadon? Leave those fucking loser nerds alone. They arent hurting anyone. Let them stay over there passively aggressively correcting one another and putting content warning on fried eggs or whatever

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 13h

I hate unreal engine 5 so fucking much. Me and the hos are sitting around talkin shit about unreal engine 5 (because it fucking sucks)

The borderlands 4 splash screen compiling shaders for 10 minutes every time I start the game bc unreal engine 5 fucking sucks so bad. It just sucks so fucking bad.

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tiff :) @integrandma.bsky.social · 16h

Give Autistic Girls Amphetamines #GAGA

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