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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 48m

Ouch. So true.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 8h

We’ve reached a point in history similar to that moment in the movie Clue—long after they screamed their heads off each time a new dead body was found—when the group silently walks from one corpse to the next, pausing briefly at each before moving on, like zombie robots in collective resignation.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3h

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 4h

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Road Rage will be the death of me.
Ooopsie.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 6h

Defenestration!
De-fenestration!
(Sung to the tune of ELIMINATION by Overkill) 🤘🏼

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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 8h

nice chumba you got there. be a shame if someone wumba’d it

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 15h

Yes, correct.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 17h

They've invented six new sleep positions that seem pretty comfortable for about two minutes, and then your shoulder explodes.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 16h

Sadly, the title of the song is cut off, so I guess I'll never know what it says.

Radio display showing that a Cannibal Corpse song is playing, but the full song title is cut off. Rude.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

Not to brag but if I wrote that Tubthumping song, it would’ve ended after that first line.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve seen burritos more supreme than this court

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Apr 19

As soon as I finish recycling all my old tweets it’s over for me, bitches

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Apr 19

Are you a mansplainer or a mousesplainer

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

Describe your blooski account in a single image

A field of tumbleweed, just a tumbling...

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 3d

[abruptly stops playing my air banjo] Oh the intervention is for ME?

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 1d

hey man, that was a funny joke... with a BIT of a dark edge to it! sure would be a shame if I were to humorlessly elucidate the gristly consequences of such a scenario, were it not in jest

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2d

I'm happy to be alive but it's the worst thing that's ever happened to me

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 1d

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 2d

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

[Driving this morning - constantly turning the wipers on]
Ugh, fucking humidity!

[Get out of car, glasses instantly become opaque]
UGH, FUCKING HUMIDITY!

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