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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · Dec 31

My brother has a podcast that both mocks old horror movies and has creepy strange occurrences episodes. Do with that what you will. 👻 🫣 www.patreon.com/horror4h

Get more from horror4h on Patreon

creating horror podcast

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 4d

T: So if ICE assaults the public can they then call the police and report a crime in progress

M: (being pulverized on the sidewalk)

T: (humming)

M: (dying)

T: Sorry boo,I’m on hold

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 3d

“..I hear the ever approaching thunder,which will destroy us too,
I can feel the sufferings of millions and yet, if I look up into the heavens,
I think that it will all come right,
that this cruelty too will end,
and that peace and tranquility will return again.” Diary of Anne Frank

People being forced out of the bunkers and marching at gunpoint to the deportation area. This photo was taken as part of a German military report to glorify the destruction of the Warsaw Ghetto. The report was later used as evidence in the Nuremberg trials. United States Holocaust Memorial Museum, courtesy of National Archives and Records Administration, College Park.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 5h

I prefer my chocolate milk shaken not stirred.

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Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 5h

Michigan Avenue right now.

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 9h

Many hands make light work of the all-you-can-eat buffet.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 15h

I will never not judge the efficacy of a vitamin by the pretty color it turns my pee.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 14h

Brady Bunch alumnus Eve Plumb loves all kinds of tea with the exception of matcha, matcha, matcha.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 15h

i have a post about the guy who directed Chimp Crazy but it’s not very Goode .

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 15h

Me looking for a new place to live: ugh I just moved two years ago

Me going to the gym: ugh I just moved two years ago

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 11h

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 11h

I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost on my local library's message board.

Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 12h

I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost at Costco.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 8h

There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by a radical new surgical treatment. Sorry, your love is not enough.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 6h

Psst. Don't tell anyone but I just opened the government. The key was under a flower pot.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 12h

I bought a pink power drill, so it’s over for you bitches

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 10h

The only thing more wasteful than spending time scrolling yourself, is being stuck listening to an 82 yo scroll with the volume turned up all the way

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Matt-o-lantern @splat-man.bsky.social · 1d

someone to go on long walks with while the edibles kick in would be nice

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 1d

Happy taco and tits day to all those who celebrate.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 17h

when do we start eating the billionaires
I’ve got a new hot sauce I wanna try

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 16h

good morning to cats only

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 17h

*doing shots of Mountain Dew

Still punk as fuck.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 15h

Mr. Speaker is it a good idea for humans to have sex with chimpanzees?

Speaker: I’m not the zoologist so I’m not following that day-to-day

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 18h

It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 11h

Gives you a hug and whispers kiss my ass.

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Matt-o-lantern @splat-man.bsky.social · 10h

plot twist, i do not have the skills to pay the bills.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10h

Saying more by saying less. Spaghetti.

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