Knew Nic
@knewagirlnic.bsky.social
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Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not. Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
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knewagirlnic.bsky.social
Pssst, we are totally fucked.
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twosense.bsky.social
My emotional support pickle just told me to stop eating my feelings
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indivisible.org
“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings
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kendrawrites.com
Men would rather collapse a government than go to therapy
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
*me right after the tech takes my x-ray* ok now let’s do a silly one
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tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.
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sundaedivine.bsky.social
“I shaved for you,” is a great icebreaker on a first date.
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jackboot.bsky.social
I just say, "Hot dog." The "diggity" is implied.
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augustreverie.bsky.social
I’m out with flameless candles looking for myself
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twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
Teabagging the toilet water just to feel something
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
They should've known shitposters are social butterflies.
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daddyjew.bsky.social
Alexa, did they ever find out what was eating that Gilbert Grape fella
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daddyjew.bsky.social
just when i think Bluesky place is dead, y’all come back to life
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daddyjew.bsky.social
the first hour of the day and the last hour of the day i am at my dumbest
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Lying here til it gets light (timeline).
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daddyjew.bsky.social
*watching son play Minecraft*

Me: why does that grave say Daddy?

Son: that's a different Daddy, you don't know him
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sethabramson.bsky.social
(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump No Longer Remembers That He Was President and Controlled the FBI on January 6, 2021, Confirming Americans' Worst Fears About His Advanced Dementia
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shrekromancer.gay
therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here

me:
heading on the Wikipedia page about the Plagues of Egypt, titled "list of the disasters"
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los-los.bsky.social
push start the car and get left behind
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
My car needs to get ahold of itself- my engine isn’t the only thing around here that needs serviced, so it’s going to have to wait its turn
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
Because women want to look like goddesses at all times and men are afraid that wiping their ass will make them gay
bogbird.bsky.social
why do so many straight couples look like this
kermit the frog (a puppet) resting his head on debbie harry’s shoulder
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daddyjew.bsky.social
all of my friends are strangers on the internet
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
*throws caution to the wind*

*gets covered in caution*