Chicken of Vermont
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Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
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I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
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I am not a complex, multifaceted individual. I am essentially a sentient collection of three bad habits naked in a trench coat.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I am not a complex, multifaceted individual. I am essentially a sentient collection of three bad habits naked in a trench coat.
I really hope that you're having a great time.
This is the first track on one of the last Beastie Boys albums.
This is the first track on one of the last Beastie Boys albums.
Super Disco Breakin' - Remastered 2009
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November 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I really hope that you're having a great time.
This is the first track on one of the last Beastie Boys albums.
This is the first track on one of the last Beastie Boys albums.
I'm sorry for folks who don't love this but.
The Valley of The Pagans (feat. Beck)
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November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm sorry for folks who don't love this but.
When that pre-AI algorithm hits.
Get It Together
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
When that pre-AI algorithm hits.
Soon at least I'll be home.
Dance Yrself Clean
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November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Soon at least I'll be home.
I only have this privacy until 7am EST on Wednesday.
I will probably never truly live alone again.
I'm freaking out.
Maybe you noticed.
I will probably never truly live alone again.
I'm freaking out.
Maybe you noticed.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I only have this privacy until 7am EST on Wednesday.
I will probably never truly live alone again.
I'm freaking out.
Maybe you noticed.
I will probably never truly live alone again.
I'm freaking out.
Maybe you noticed.
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What's your favorite Thanksgiving horror movie?
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What's your favorite Thanksgiving horror movie?
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
in my defense your honor, i don’t think you understand proper usage
in my defense your honor, i don’t think you’re using proper enunciation
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
in my defense your honor, i don’t think you understand proper usage
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in my defense your honor, i don’t think you’re using proper enunciation
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
in my defense your honor, i don’t think you’re using proper enunciation
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Drunk me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Drunk me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
Yes. Mmmhmm. Yeah. Ahhh.
Canned Heat
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November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yes. Mmmhmm. Yeah. Ahhh.
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Forget it, Charlie Brown: it's Chinatown
I'll never understand why you didn't end things when you had the ability; when you could have done something with your influence upon your peers to quit this future we're living in and ensure a better future for all of us, Charlie Brown.
Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Forget it, Charlie Brown: it's Chinatown
I understand that it's just me up in my head listening to this but
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I understand that it's just me up in my head listening to this but
Please see this.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Please see this.
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The birthday boy got lots of yard time, special treats, and a few new toys today—happy 2nd birthday to our Thanksgiving puppy!
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The birthday boy got lots of yard time, special treats, and a few new toys today—happy 2nd birthday to our Thanksgiving puppy!
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some days playing in the symphony are chill but other days you wake up and choose violins
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
some days playing in the symphony are chill but other days you wake up and choose violins
I'll never understand why you didn't end things when you had the ability; when you could have done something with your influence upon your peers to quit this future we're living in and ensure a better future for all of us, Charlie Brown.
Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life, Charlie Brown.
Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'll never understand why you didn't end things when you had the ability; when you could have done something with your influence upon your peers to quit this future we're living in and ensure a better future for all of us, Charlie Brown.
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Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life, Charlie Brown.
Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing, Charlie Brown.
Some men get the world, some men get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona. You're in with the former, but my God I don't envy the blood on your conscience, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life, Charlie Brown.
I think I posted this recently because it's so fucking prescient but also healing.
Virtual Insanity - Remastered 2006
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November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I think I posted this recently because it's so fucking prescient but also healing.
I will fuck around and find out.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I will fuck around and find out.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
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*seductively chugging a half-gallon of pineapple juice*
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
*seductively chugging a half-gallon of pineapple juice*
I recall hearing or reading about how these guys just want to spread love and joy, in particular.
So when they do this...
So when they do this...
On Melancholy Hill
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November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I recall hearing or reading about how these guys just want to spread love and joy, in particular.
So when they do this...
So when they do this...
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Singing “White & Nerdy” to my cats. Not surprised when they joined in the chorus.
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Singing “White & Nerdy” to my cats. Not surprised when they joined in the chorus.
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moon out there looking like a big toe nail clipping
shine yer little heart out, moon
shine yer little heart out, moon
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
moon out there looking like a big toe nail clipping
shine yer little heart out, moon
shine yer little heart out, moon