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Myster Joshua
@mysterjoshua.bsky.social
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Loremonger, breaker of bread, owner of one numb thumb (leads to typos and apologies).

Dark Souls 2 enjoyer
Hunter: The Parenting fan
Average Miniature Painter
Darkwood

I have unrelated and unhinged historical anecdotes for the asking.

He/Him
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Myster Joshua @mysterjoshua.bsky.social · Oct 18
About me?

I don't post much, but I'll try to reply with praise for your #Minispainting, or if you wanna talk shop about Ogre Popenang productions.

Big 40k lore/meme fan, but I try not to mention that on a first date.

Have fun out there!
Horse, the favorite son from Hunter the Parenting, hopefully feeling better after his illness and freshly washed with ergaloid alkaloids. A little wizard frog model I painted for a friend. They have big derpy yellow eyes and a splendid pointed wizard hat. The frog is sitting on a messy desk covered in model bits. A picture of a Dark Angel Interrogator-Chaplain dragging a whole-ass space marine towards a foreboding glowing door. Impact text has been memed over the picture. The dragged space marine is labeled "Conservatives", the Chaplain labeled "Progressives" and the glowing light labeled "A Better Future." A model Hydra I had 3d printed and painted myself, looking like it's made outta magma.
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alfabusa.bsky.social
A Nosferatu master of comedy disguises.
A Cappadocian hauling around the decapitated head of a famous martial artist.
A wretched Salubri Diablerist YouTuber.
And Thunder’s interpretation of the Malkavian from Bloodlines 1.

See the rise & fall of the most pathetic Coterie in VTM Actualplay History
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
mysterjoshua.bsky.social
Rewatching some Supernatural from the start, to get back into the #WorldofDarkness mood. That first scene with Azazel standing in Sam's room and Mary walking off, good horror stuff.

But is there any franchise in TV history more lethal to women than Supernatural? It's all coming back to me and oof.
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
karoline.bsky.social Karoline @karoline.bsky.social · 1d
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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jennyllello.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
mysterjoshua.bsky.social
"Our lord Jesus Christ said that a man must have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. Enthusiasms..."
wiglet1981.bsky.social Richard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 2d
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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tammi.bsky.social
A hand drawn picture of a wizard, with the full beard, robes, and pointy hat, checking an open, rounded bottle with a pointy stick. There is a smoke trail or some kind of lightning bolt between bottle and stick, and another pair of sticks on his back. Perhaps he is charging some kind of terrible, magical bagpipes. This may explain the text; It's always the motherfuckers with no magic trying to tell you what to do with yours.
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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catacalypto.bsky.social
A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
"Years and years ago, there was a production of The Tempest, out of doors, at an Oxford college on a lawn, which was the stage, and the lawn went back towards the lake in the grounds of the college, and the play began in natural light. But as it developed, and as it became time for Ariel to say his farewell to the world of The Tempest, the evening had started to close in and there was some artificial lighting coming on. And as Ariel uttered his last speech, he turned and he ran across the grass, and he got to the edge of the lake and he just kept running across the top of the water — the producer having thoughtfully provided a kind of walkway an inch beneath the water. And you could see and you could hear the plish, plash as he ran away from you across the top of the lake, until the gloom enveloped him and he disappeared from your view. And as he did so, from the further shore, a firework rocket was ignited, and it went whoosh into the air, and high up there it burst into lots of sparks, and all the sparks went out, and he had gone. "When you look up the stage directions, it says, 'Exit Ariel.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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evenpeaks.bsky.social
comm I enjoyed #huntertheparenting
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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werechicken.bsky.social
He really was.

DOUBLE THE MONOCLE
A meme with Hunter the parenting characters. Vernon Fatigue, his eyes scrunched, outrage on his face says no, you can’t fight monsters by becoming one yourself The elder fatigue, all smiles, and a double monocle says haha Garou skin go grrr
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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werechicken.bsky.social
There’s TikTokkers stuck on Mount Everest slowly dying so I apparently need to remind people of OGLAFs golden rule:
A clipping from OGLAF that depicts various documentarians being taken by wild animals, natural disasters and other natural phenomena. A dapper man in a cozy home before a fireplace says “the wilderness is full of dangerous shit, survive it by not being there”
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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oddoblivion.bsky.social
I think guy might be my favorite thing I’ve drawn this year
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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niquivenus.bsky.social
My girl right here was finna risk it ALL.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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gettheorion.bsky.social
Out boycott started today. Shit's too expensive anyway. more of a Fuck You of Convenience.
ivyleague1908.bsky.social ivyleague1908.bsky.social @ivyleague1908.bsky.social · 3d
Y’all shopping tomorrow or are y’all participating in the blackout?
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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moritherapy.bsky.social
Then as now ...
A cartoon from May 21, 1960. Boy coming home from school saying "our current events teacher keeps bursting into tears." Artist: Chon Day
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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jackattack.bsky.social
Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
mysterjoshua.bsky.social
Got a new player coming to my Mage the Ascension table.

She's never played an RPG before.

I'm nervous but excited. We've got a solid crew and I feel like I finally got a handle on how to run this beast of a game.

Wonder what Tradition or Craft will inspire her...

#WoD
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
#SaveSpeech

The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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vghistory.bsky.social
print ad (2003) archive.org/details/elec...
an ad for ps2 games with online multiplayer capability. text (chunky white on black): if you suck, at least no one will know who you are. ('online broadband only' logo, rectangle, three circles of increasings size within) smaller text: look for this icon on socom: u.s. navy seals and other playstation 2 games with online capability.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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unenthusiast.com
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
mysterjoshua.bsky.social
Another fine example I have is me and my Canadian friends all knowing this song, by heart, and singing it over Discord to some very horrified americans.

youtu.be/vyl5Mwr84MA?...
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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tabathasouthey.bsky.social
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
A screenshot of a Facebook post where a person named Andy ask the Well now “What the hell is transgender?” The Royal Canadian Air Force account response with “That’s a pretty big question asked in a pretty small way, Andy. ‘Transgender’ putting describes someone whose gender – who they know themselves to be – doesn’t match the sex they were assigned at birth. It’s not new, and it’s certainly not a fad. People have lived this experience for as long as people have existed; we’re just finally talking about it openly. You don’t have to fully understand it right away, most learning takes time, but we can always start from a place of respect. That’s how decent folks handle things they’re still getting used to.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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criminalsimpsons.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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ocremix.org
🎂 HAPPY 31st BIRTHDAY to Donkey Kong Country this month!

7 new OC ReMixes from DKC 1, 2 & 3 *and* DK 64!

🍌Go ape at ocremix.org!

(Tell a monkey-lovin' friend? Or DON'T, nyah! 🙉)
ocremix.org screenshot: Seven video game music arrangements from the Donkey Kong series: Donkey Kong Country "Mechanomania" by mo.oorgan, Emunator Nov. 24, 2025 Donkey Kong Country 2 "Blackthorne" by Hemophiliac, prophetik music, Steven Hewitt Nov. 23, 2025 Donkey Kong Country 2 "Kommand & Kongquer" by jnWake, Ronin Op F, TheManPF Nov. 22, 2025 Donkey Kong 64 "Toyworks Terror" by Argle Nov. 21, 2025 Donkey Kong Country 3 "Thalassophobia" by Emunator, mo.oorgan Nov. 20, 2025 Donkey Kong Country 2 "Rose Gray" by PRIDASK Nov. 19, 2025 Donkey Kong Country "I Want to Go Home" by Mel Decision, Nemo Fairlight, paradiddlesjosh Nov. 18, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
mysterjoshua.bsky.social
Finished Kate Beaton's Ducks in almost one sitting. Meant to read it here and there between errands, but I came home and read it cover to cover.

I'm not the guy to talk about this book. It was a harrowing read, but also beautiful.

I've been a fan of hers for years, this was really something.
Picture of Kate Beaton's book Fucks - Two Years on the Oil Sands. Accolades from Canada Reads and the New York Times decorate the cover which is a drawing of a worker in a hard hat and vis vest standing on the ladder leading up to one of those real big trucks they use in the oil and mining industry.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM