No you cannot eat me for thanksgiving
@werechicken.bsky.social
Formerly FattyAtomicMutant
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HRT 2015 Post-Op 2022+2025 Engaged 2024 @irateliterate
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
@///@ sure
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
@///@ sure
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Hey y’all, Ely’s going out to eat/drink, any of you/your OCs wanna go out with him?
(Warning: likely to be eaten or absorbed by him)
(Warning: likely to be eaten or absorbed by him)
Thinking about this depressed, low-energy amnesiac yeen
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Hey y’all, Ely’s going out to eat/drink, any of you/your OCs wanna go out with him?
(Warning: likely to be eaten or absorbed by him)
(Warning: likely to be eaten or absorbed by him)
Wh
HOW
I thought they were all as rotten as he was
HOW
I thought they were all as rotten as he was
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wh
HOW
I thought they were all as rotten as he was
HOW
I thought they were all as rotten as he was
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The Heartless blade penetrates the virgin heart.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The Heartless blade penetrates the virgin heart.
Why is this feel like Dune?
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why is this feel like Dune?
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I love stupid yuri setups. The yandere is cultivating the heartless blade? So she gets stronger by getting more physically intimate with a girl she's too emotionally unintelligent to realize she likes? Sure man whatever. I think you just wanted an autistic girl to bluntly ask if she can suck face.
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I love stupid yuri setups. The yandere is cultivating the heartless blade? So she gets stronger by getting more physically intimate with a girl she's too emotionally unintelligent to realize she likes? Sure man whatever. I think you just wanted an autistic girl to bluntly ask if she can suck face.
Reagan comes close.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Reagan comes close.
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Also we really need to decouple the idea in Starred Wars that feeling feelings makes your blood disease superpowers force you to become evil and twisted.
I think Star Wars would be fun if it stopped focusing on the Jedi, but had characters who used The Force and thought it was magic or something.
Some character that thinks needing a magic stick to hurl rocks for example.
There’s a lot of potential behind various cultures interaction with The Force.
Some character that thinks needing a magic stick to hurl rocks for example.
There’s a lot of potential behind various cultures interaction with The Force.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Also we really need to decouple the idea in Starred Wars that feeling feelings makes your blood disease superpowers force you to become evil and twisted.
@grindagoat.bsky.social the Rival idea, but it’s Rival A shivering, on the doorstep to Rival Bs home.
They’re pregnant, cast out, and nearly homeless.
They didn’t know anywhere else to go, nobody would help.
Rival A won’t let adversity beat their Rival! Only A should be allowed to defeat B!
They’re pregnant, cast out, and nearly homeless.
They didn’t know anywhere else to go, nobody would help.
Rival A won’t let adversity beat their Rival! Only A should be allowed to defeat B!
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
@grindagoat.bsky.social the Rival idea, but it’s Rival A shivering, on the doorstep to Rival Bs home.
They’re pregnant, cast out, and nearly homeless.
They didn’t know anywhere else to go, nobody would help.
Rival A won’t let adversity beat their Rival! Only A should be allowed to defeat B!
They’re pregnant, cast out, and nearly homeless.
They didn’t know anywhere else to go, nobody would help.
Rival A won’t let adversity beat their Rival! Only A should be allowed to defeat B!
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💭Telling the "Rival" I've never defeated she got me pregnant and she loses her mind when I say I'm getting rid of it?
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
💭Telling the "Rival" I've never defeated she got me pregnant and she loses her mind when I say I'm getting rid of it?
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
I think Star Wars would be fun if it stopped focusing on the Jedi, but had characters who used The Force and thought it was magic or something.
Some character that thinks needing a magic stick to hurl rocks for example.
There’s a lot of potential behind various cultures interaction with The Force.
Some character that thinks needing a magic stick to hurl rocks for example.
There’s a lot of potential behind various cultures interaction with The Force.
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I think Star Wars would be fun if it stopped focusing on the Jedi, but had characters who used The Force and thought it was magic or something.
Some character that thinks needing a magic stick to hurl rocks for example.
There’s a lot of potential behind various cultures interaction with The Force.
Some character that thinks needing a magic stick to hurl rocks for example.
There’s a lot of potential behind various cultures interaction with The Force.
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
Dubai chocolate touting itself as elegant yet I see it at every gas station from here to Boone.
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Dubai chocolate touting itself as elegant yet I see it at every gas station from here to Boone.
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Someone defending their ability to love Harry Potter without supporting JK Rowling saying “if Toriyama was on the Epstein list, people could still love Dragon Ball”
1) that’s a hell of a hypothetical to suggest
2) based on how people reacted to Neil Gaiman this last year, I don’t know if I agree.
1) that’s a hell of a hypothetical to suggest
2) based on how people reacted to Neil Gaiman this last year, I don’t know if I agree.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Someone defending their ability to love Harry Potter without supporting JK Rowling saying “if Toriyama was on the Epstein list, people could still love Dragon Ball”
1) that’s a hell of a hypothetical to suggest
2) based on how people reacted to Neil Gaiman this last year, I don’t know if I agree.
1) that’s a hell of a hypothetical to suggest
2) based on how people reacted to Neil Gaiman this last year, I don’t know if I agree.
The article is around somewhere I’ll have to look.
But they’re all in on just being the last ones standing, in relative peace and comfort while the worlds surface
Scorches to ashes.
But they’re all in on just being the last ones standing, in relative peace and comfort while the worlds surface
Scorches to ashes.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The article is around somewhere I’ll have to look.
But they’re all in on just being the last ones standing, in relative peace and comfort while the worlds surface
Scorches to ashes.
But they’re all in on just being the last ones standing, in relative peace and comfort while the worlds surface
Scorches to ashes.
Whatever happened to Westboro Baptist?
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Whatever happened to Westboro Baptist?
Remember, that was actually the subject of some kind of meeting not how to avert climate change, but how to keep the sole remaining proles in line ranging from bomb collars to safe combo on food
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Remember, that was actually the subject of some kind of meeting not how to avert climate change, but how to keep the sole remaining proles in line ranging from bomb collars to safe combo on food
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A mayoral candidate saying maybe the city should cover the cost of bus rides gets the full socialism panic treatment before he even tries it.
A sitting president taking billions of dollars worth of shares in private companies gets “I must say, a tad unusual” after it’s been going for nearly a year.
A sitting president taking billions of dollars worth of shares in private companies gets “I must say, a tad unusual” after it’s been going for nearly a year.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A mayoral candidate saying maybe the city should cover the cost of bus rides gets the full socialism panic treatment before he even tries it.
A sitting president taking billions of dollars worth of shares in private companies gets “I must say, a tad unusual” after it’s been going for nearly a year.
A sitting president taking billions of dollars worth of shares in private companies gets “I must say, a tad unusual” after it’s been going for nearly a year.
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
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