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My hope for you is that you always feel safe and warm, and that you will someday find yourself surrounded by wild Muppets in the heart of the forest, with plenty of wine & books and without a care in the world.
It's never too late to learn something new.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's never too late to learn something new.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
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As always, there's no time like the present to disappear into a mysterious fog and become a reason the old forest north of town is considered haunted.
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
As always, there's no time like the present to disappear into a mysterious fog and become a reason the old forest north of town is considered haunted.
Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a dentist - working in the dark, filling little voids, and cleaning up after others.
Today you will feel like a dentist - working in the dark, filling little voids, and cleaning up after others.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a dentist - working in the dark, filling little voids, and cleaning up after others.
Today you will feel like a dentist - working in the dark, filling little voids, and cleaning up after others.
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What are you made of?
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What are you made of?
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
What are you made of?
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What are you made of?
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
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What's your favorite Thanksgiving horror movie?
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What's your favorite Thanksgiving horror movie?
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
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Live your life to the fullest.
If that involves frightening a few townsfolk as you float down the street wrapped in old magic, daggers, and malice, then so be it.
If that involves frightening a few townsfolk as you float down the street wrapped in old magic, daggers, and malice, then so be it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Live your life to the fullest.
If that involves frightening a few townsfolk as you float down the street wrapped in old magic, daggers, and malice, then so be it.
If that involves frightening a few townsfolk as you float down the street wrapped in old magic, daggers, and malice, then so be it.
Things to do in Autumn:
- disappear into a malevolent fog
- cultivate a fine beard of moss
- become a potato wizard
- leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch
- embrace the darkness within and without you
- disappear into a malevolent fog
- cultivate a fine beard of moss
- become a potato wizard
- leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch
- embrace the darkness within and without you
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Things to do in Autumn:
- disappear into a malevolent fog
- cultivate a fine beard of moss
- become a potato wizard
- leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch
- embrace the darkness within and without you
- disappear into a malevolent fog
- cultivate a fine beard of moss
- become a potato wizard
- leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch
- embrace the darkness within and without you
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I hope you find what you're looking for.
I also hope you someday own a haunted cottage that floats through mossy forests under starlit skies, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
I also hope you someday own a haunted cottage that floats through mossy forests under starlit skies, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I hope you find what you're looking for.
I also hope you someday own a haunted cottage that floats through mossy forests under starlit skies, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
I also hope you someday own a haunted cottage that floats through mossy forests under starlit skies, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
Your daily fortune:
Like a napkin, you will start your day neat and clean, but end it crumpled and stained.
Like a napkin, you will start your day neat and clean, but end it crumpled and stained.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Your daily fortune:
Like a napkin, you will start your day neat and clean, but end it crumpled and stained.
Like a napkin, you will start your day neat and clean, but end it crumpled and stained.
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Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like Pac-Man: always hungry but never sated, and forever hounded by ghosts from your past.
Today you will feel like Pac-Man: always hungry but never sated, and forever hounded by ghosts from your past.
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like Pac-Man: always hungry but never sated, and forever hounded by ghosts from your past.
Today you will feel like Pac-Man: always hungry but never sated, and forever hounded by ghosts from your past.
What's your favorite Thanksgiving horror movie?
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What's your favorite Thanksgiving horror movie?
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
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Do not fear the night.
Face it boldly.
You and your creaking bones, fading memories, wine stained robe, and teetering piles of unread books belong to the darkness.
Face it boldly.
You and your creaking bones, fading memories, wine stained robe, and teetering piles of unread books belong to the darkness.
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Do not fear the night.
Face it boldly.
You and your creaking bones, fading memories, wine stained robe, and teetering piles of unread books belong to the darkness.
Face it boldly.
You and your creaking bones, fading memories, wine stained robe, and teetering piles of unread books belong to the darkness.
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Your daily fortune:
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Your daily fortune:
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
Take your problems out to the forest and leave them beneath the trees.
You'll feel better, and it's also a good way to feed the monsters of moss and gloom who lurk in the shadows, so it's a win-win.
You'll feel better, and it's also a good way to feed the monsters of moss and gloom who lurk in the shadows, so it's a win-win.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Take your problems out to the forest and leave them beneath the trees.
You'll feel better, and it's also a good way to feed the monsters of moss and gloom who lurk in the shadows, so it's a win-win.
You'll feel better, and it's also a good way to feed the monsters of moss and gloom who lurk in the shadows, so it's a win-win.
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Today's weather:
- rain at times
- there is no such thing as time
- it is a human construct, meant to impose order on chaos
- destroy all clocks and just live, for once in your life
- bring a light jacket
- rain at times
- there is no such thing as time
- it is a human construct, meant to impose order on chaos
- destroy all clocks and just live, for once in your life
- bring a light jacket
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Today's weather:
- rain at times
- there is no such thing as time
- it is a human construct, meant to impose order on chaos
- destroy all clocks and just live, for once in your life
- bring a light jacket
- rain at times
- there is no such thing as time
- it is a human construct, meant to impose order on chaos
- destroy all clocks and just live, for once in your life
- bring a light jacket
Your daily fortune:
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Your daily fortune:
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
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What are you up to?
1. pretending to write
2. rolling weird dice
3. contemplating the cosmos
4. managing cats & ennui
1. pretending to write
2. rolling weird dice
3. contemplating the cosmos
4. managing cats & ennui
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What are you up to?
1. pretending to write
2. rolling weird dice
3. contemplating the cosmos
4. managing cats & ennui
1. pretending to write
2. rolling weird dice
3. contemplating the cosmos
4. managing cats & ennui
If you want news of the forest, you must go to the source.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If you want news of the forest, you must go to the source.
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Where do you seek thrills?
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Where do you seek thrills?
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
It's never too late to try something new.
It's never too late to let your antlers & talons grow wild.
It's never too late to cover yourself in moss & wildflowers and shamble about the old forest, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
It's never too late to let your antlers & talons grow wild.
It's never too late to cover yourself in moss & wildflowers and shamble about the old forest, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It's never too late to try something new.
It's never too late to let your antlers & talons grow wild.
It's never too late to cover yourself in moss & wildflowers and shamble about the old forest, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
It's never too late to let your antlers & talons grow wild.
It's never too late to cover yourself in moss & wildflowers and shamble about the old forest, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Leave that to the ancient queen of dark fairies, whom you'll be hearing from very soon, if rumors carried by the ravens are true.
Leave that to the ancient queen of dark fairies, whom you'll be hearing from very soon, if rumors carried by the ravens are true.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Leave that to the ancient queen of dark fairies, whom you'll be hearing from very soon, if rumors carried by the ravens are true.
Leave that to the ancient queen of dark fairies, whom you'll be hearing from very soon, if rumors carried by the ravens are true.
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Yes, the forest is haunted.
But that's not a bad thing.
The creatures of moss & gloom, twigs & talons, and howls & horror are only trying to make connections.
To be seen and heard.
Just like all of us.
But that's not a bad thing.
The creatures of moss & gloom, twigs & talons, and howls & horror are only trying to make connections.
To be seen and heard.
Just like all of us.
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Yes, the forest is haunted.
But that's not a bad thing.
The creatures of moss & gloom, twigs & talons, and howls & horror are only trying to make connections.
To be seen and heard.
Just like all of us.
But that's not a bad thing.
The creatures of moss & gloom, twigs & talons, and howls & horror are only trying to make connections.
To be seen and heard.
Just like all of us.
Your daily fortune:
There is strength in weirdness, so you must be very strong indeed.
There is strength in weirdness, so you must be very strong indeed.
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Your daily fortune:
There is strength in weirdness, so you must be very strong indeed.
There is strength in weirdness, so you must be very strong indeed.
Where do you seek thrills?
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Where do you seek thrills?
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry