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All that we have are the mysteries hidden in misty forests. Contributor to: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · Oct 26

My hope for you is that you always feel safe and warm, and that you will someday find yourself surrounded by wild Muppets in the heart of the forest, with plenty of wine & books and without a care in the world.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3h

What's your favorite kind of snack?

1. salty
2. sweet
3. cheesy
4. an unholy combo of all 3, plus booze

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 7h

Take a deep breath, let your mind wander, and enjoy some Friday wildflowers.

Wildflowers in a field with Mt Rainier in the background

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23d

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like an island - rocky and isolated, but carrying a unique charm.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

What's your Autumn look?

1. cozy sweater witch
2. exhausted elder goth
3. weird mossy shape
4. rust & shadow

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 10h

Don't let your past define you.
Let your future deeds define you, and make sure they include things like "talons," "fangs," and "moss draped horror terrifies townsfolk away from the ragged edge of the forest."

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18d

Slow down and enjoy the small things in life, like fog drifting through tall pines in the forest, or the way moss ghouls rise grimly from their loamy graves to grasp at your ankles.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 13h

Your daily horoscope:
Today you are a page in a coloring book - feeling half finished and waiting for someone to fill you in.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

More Halloween costume ideas:
- soup goblin
- sexy old growth tree
- fried potato fairy
- witch of the wine aisle
- Queen of the Wildlands, dressed in moss & malice

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

More Halloween costume ideas:
- soup goblin
- sexy old growth tree
- fried potato fairy
- witch of the wine aisle
- Queen of the Wildlands, dressed in moss & malice

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

a bald man says " make it so " in front of a blurred background

Alt: a bald man says " make it so " in front of a blurred background

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

a man and woman are sitting at a table with the words greetings and salutations written on the bottom

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

shamble on

a close up of a tree in the middle of a forest with trees in the background .

Alt: a close up of a monster in the middle of a forest with trees in the background .

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 21d

For rent: cozy, two-story house near the river. Must like moss, ferns, and living life at an angle.

a moss covered birdhouse near a river is surrounded by ferns

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

Mark my words.
One of these days, we're going to regret not planting a hedge of enchanted brambles around our homes to keep the ghost goats at bay.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

Your horoscope for today:
Be like a ladder - stabilize and support others and help them reach new heights, before your own inevitable collapse.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

What's your Autumn look?

1. cozy sweater witch
2. exhausted elder goth
3. weird mossy shape
4. rust & shadow

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

You look fabulous today!
It's not easy to pull off that bold mix of rumpled sweaters, exhaustion, and the dusty darkness of a cluttered used bookstore.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3d

Who are you?

1. bewitching rapscallion
2. bewildered layabout
3. vexed curmudgeon
4. wayfaring vagabond

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

You are not alone.
Find your community out there.
Find them haunting used bookstores.
Find them telling tall tales in dark taverns.
Find them shambling in mossy forests, communing with others in the gloom.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 20d

Don't give up on your dreams.
If you wish to chase curious townsfolk away from the ragged edge of the forest with the dark grandeur of your shambling form, I know you can do it.
I believe in you.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like disco music - upbeat and inclusive, but stuck in another place and time.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3d

I hope you find what you're looking for.
Especially if what you're looking for is a haunted cottage crafted of dark magic that floats through the mossy forests of the world, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3d

Who are you?

1. bewitching rapscallion
2. bewildered layabout
3. vexed curmudgeon
4. wayfaring vagabond

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25d

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like weather - capricious, unpredictable, and sometimes welcome but often dangerous.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3d

Choose love.
Choose peace.
Choose kindness.
Choose to keep searching bookstores, crumbling castles, and dark parts of the forest for portals to other realms, where reading & sleeping are celebrated sports.

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