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All that we have are the mysteries hidden in misty forests. Contributor to: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · Oct 26

My hope for you is that you always feel safe and warm, and that you will someday find yourself surrounded by wild Muppets in the heart of the forest, with plenty of wine & books and without a care in the world.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 17h

Who are you?

1. bewitching rapscallion
2. bewildered layabout
3. vexed curmudgeon
4. wayfaring vagabond

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 13h

I hope you find what you're looking for.
Especially if what you're looking for is a haunted cottage crafted of dark magic that floats through the mossy forests of the world, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 17h

Who are you?

1. bewitching rapscallion
2. bewildered layabout
3. vexed curmudgeon
4. wayfaring vagabond

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22d

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like weather - capricious, unpredictable, and sometimes welcome but often dangerous.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 20h

Choose love.
Choose peace.
Choose kindness.
Choose to keep searching bookstores, crumbling castles, and dark parts of the forest for portals to other realms, where reading & sleeping are celebrated sports.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18d

Don't stop searching for joy.
Track it down if you can.
Look in cluttered bookstores, movie theaters, spooky cemeteries, and mossy forests.
Take joy out for tea, adventure, and gentle mischief across the land.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23h

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a bubble - light, iridescent, and drifting along, but always close to popping.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

What's your favorite mode of transport?

1. 2 wheels and a dream
2. drifting on the wind
3. matter/energy conversion
4. astral projection

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know, this seems pretty cool...

a group of people are standing in a field with their bodies glowing in the sun .

Alt: a group of people are standing in a field with their bodies being transported back to their spaceship

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

What's your favorite mode of transport?

1. 2 wheels and a dream
2. drifting on the wind
3. matter/energy conversion
4. astral projection

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

Today's weather:
- partly cloudy
- fluctuating temperatures
- existential dread will slowly creep in
- followed by early evening ennui
- cold winds will presage the arrival of ghost squirrels
- bring a light jacket

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 20d

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, like those weird colored berries you find in the woods.
(Please note. This is not an endorsement for eating weird forest berries.)

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

If you don't feel like yourself today, here are some disguises to wear into the world:
- cheese librarian
- fern burglar
- dark barista
- confused time traveler
- snack witch
- semi-retired blimp pilot
- charming botanist with a shady past

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 19d

Today's a good day to practice self care.
Drink some tea.
Read a book.
Disappear into a fog on the trackless moors and follow ghosts as they wander between forgotten tombs.
Share tea & stories with your new ghost friends.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a bowling ball - stuck in an endless cycle of crashing into things, and sometimes rolling in the gutter.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

What's your favorite kind of dog?

1. small & loud
2. big & lazy
3. medium sized mutt
4. cats

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 4d

What's the best Halloween costume?

1. Muppet of ill repute
2. sexy pile of mulch
3. shambling darkness
4. functioning democracy

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

What's your favorite kind of dog?

1. small & loud
2. big & lazy
3. medium sized mutt
4. cats

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

How did you know I wrote that one? 😆

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 21d

In the end, don't we all want the same thing?
To be with someone who makes us feel safe and loved?
Someone who bakes great bread in a crumbling seaside castle filled with indifferent cats, inquisitive ghosts, and secret libraries hidden inside libraries?

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t forget to take care of yourself.
Don’t forget to rest.
Don’t forget to read 1,000 books.
Don’t forget to dream.
Don’t forget to let the forest sink into your bones, and become one with the mossy darkness.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · Jan 19

Sunday is a day for rest and reflection.
Lie down and let your bones wander off, into the fog and across the misty moors, into forgotten forests and ancient meadows, and if they return, they'll return refreshed.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a shadow - darkness hiding beneath trees and around every corner, needing but avoiding the light.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3d

Yes, you should probably have some tea first. Cheers!

a woman is holding a cup of tea and smiling while sitting on a couch .

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3d

my kind of place

an abandoned motel dissolves into the forest