hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
@riothobbit.bsky.social
chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
Pinned
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
'this actually doesn't suck' leads directly to the conclusion that there needs to be a massive, civilian CCC-style public works program
Excalibur Cutlery
Spartacus Leathers
Spartacus Leathers
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Excalibur Cutlery
Spartacus Leathers
Spartacus Leathers
Reposted by hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
It is our right as Americans to watch Sanders and Schumer bare-knuckle brawl.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It is our right as Americans to watch Sanders and Schumer bare-knuckle brawl.
y-chromosomal adam, making soft ooking noises and using a piece of flint to pry open an ostrich shell, will never hear the shot that changes of the timeline of all living men
“would you go back in time and kill-“ let me just stop you right there. the answer is yes. i want to see what would happen. it’s basically like doing a science.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
y-chromosomal adam, making soft ooking noises and using a piece of flint to pry open an ostrich shell, will never hear the shot that changes of the timeline of all living men
Reposted by hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
a casserole is a type of baking dish. any dish you cook in a casserole is a casserole. this includes cream of mushroom hot dog and kimchi with the gratin marshmallow fluff and powdered chocolate covered espresso beans.
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
a casserole is a type of baking dish. any dish you cook in a casserole is a casserole. this includes cream of mushroom hot dog and kimchi with the gratin marshmallow fluff and powdered chocolate covered espresso beans.
It’s called manifesting sweaty I read it in The Secret
kevin spacey is in a white power grind core Norwegian black metal crossover band called fetusfeast
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It’s called manifesting sweaty I read it in The Secret
Reposted by hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
It took about 3 months longer than I expected, because they kept moving the goalposts on me, but I can finally post about what is probably the stupidest thing I am legitimately proud of
This might be a long thread…
This might be a long thread…
I think I should be able to do a life-accomplishment post on here in a few days about the stupidest thing, and it amuses me intensely to see it approaching
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It took about 3 months longer than I expected, because they kept moving the goalposts on me, but I can finally post about what is probably the stupidest thing I am legitimately proud of
This might be a long thread…
This might be a long thread…
this looks so satisfying also oh fuck
Volcano Hayli Gubbi erupted today in Ethiopia for the first time.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
this looks so satisfying also oh fuck
defeating the vampire strahd was remarkably easy and i went up a level
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
defeating the vampire strahd was remarkably easy and i went up a level
Reposted by hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
Put the hot dog back on the timeline right fucking now.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Put the hot dog back on the timeline right fucking now.
No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then the HELL with you, Charlie Brown!
ease them pistols out of the holsters slowly, butt first Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then the HELL with you, Charlie Brown!
Reposted by hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
My food card benefits got cut & I don't get more anyway until mid December. Help a disabled black man afford groceries?
#MutualAidRequest #helpsky #HelpFolksLive2025 💸💕 #blacksky
www.paypal.me/longbongsilver
Cash.app/longbongsilver
venmo.com/u/longbongsi...
#MutualAidRequest #helpsky #HelpFolksLive2025 💸💕 #blacksky
www.paypal.me/longbongsilver
Cash.app/longbongsilver
venmo.com/u/longbongsi...
Pay brian nicholson using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/longbongsilver and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My food card benefits got cut & I don't get more anyway until mid December. Help a disabled black man afford groceries?
#MutualAidRequest #helpsky #HelpFolksLive2025 💸💕 #blacksky
www.paypal.me/longbongsilver
Cash.app/longbongsilver
venmo.com/u/longbongsi...
#MutualAidRequest #helpsky #HelpFolksLive2025 💸💕 #blacksky
www.paypal.me/longbongsilver
Cash.app/longbongsilver
venmo.com/u/longbongsi...
Mac and Cheese and Ham are Mardi Gras dishes.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Mac and Cheese and Ham are Mardi Gras dishes.
The big question is ‘what does the new Blood Sport look like?’
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The big question is ‘what does the new Blood Sport look like?’
I haven't laughed so much over anything since hogs ate my kid brother, Charlie Brown
Horror has a face. And you must make a friend of horror, Charlie Brown.
Don't let me die like this. I hate it. Will you give me a hero's death, old friend? You see, I... I didn't keep one last bullet, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I haven't laughed so much over anything since hogs ate my kid brother, Charlie Brown
Forget it, Charlie Brown: it's Chinatown
I'll never understand why you didn't end things when you had the ability; when you could have done something with your influence upon your peers to quit this future we're living in and ensure a better future for all of us, Charlie Brown.
Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Forget it, Charlie Brown: it's Chinatown
Don't let me die like this. I hate it. Will you give me a hero's death, old friend? You see, I... I didn't keep one last bullet, Charlie Brown.
We'll just tell your mother that we ate it all, Charlie Brown.
Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Don't let me die like this. I hate it. Will you give me a hero's death, old friend? You see, I... I didn't keep one last bullet, Charlie Brown.
Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life, Charlie Brown.
Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing, Charlie Brown.
Some men get the world, some men get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona. You're in with the former, but my God I don't envy the blood on your conscience, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life, Charlie Brown.
Some men get the world, some men get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona. You're in with the former, but my God I don't envy the blood on your conscience, Charlie Brown
Six weeks ago a truck loaded with stripped gun parts got jacked outside of Queens. The driver didn't see anybody. But somebody fucked up. He heard a voice. Sometimes, that's all you need, Charlie Brown.
The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Some men get the world, some men get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona. You're in with the former, but my God I don't envy the blood on your conscience, Charlie Brown
I’m gonna need to see a Crepe truck right next to that Taco truck, y’all
French taco franchise concept when
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m gonna need to see a Crepe truck right next to that Taco truck, y’all
If
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If
aioli is emulsified purely with the lecithin of the garlic, there is no egg. most of you have been quietly accepting a lie on menus, but not me. I flip tables when this shit goes down. I am not allowed in fourteen fast casual burger chains anymore -by law-.
some cooking cliches are true: always double the recipe’s garlic. aoli is just gentrified mayonnaise. if you dont like turkey you’re a bad cook and a worse person
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
aioli is emulsified purely with the lecithin of the garlic, there is no egg. most of you have been quietly accepting a lie on menus, but not me. I flip tables when this shit goes down. I am not allowed in fourteen fast casual burger chains anymore -by law-.
Reposted by hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
bro who was inspired to join the publishing industry by watching "In the Mouth of Madness"
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
bro who was inspired to join the publishing industry by watching "In the Mouth of Madness"