hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
@riothobbit.bsky.social
chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
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I think Gray the Stray speaks for us all
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it didn't dawn on me until now that the substance movie is freaky friday with yourself.
January 16, 2026 at 5:23 AM
it didn't dawn on me until now that the substance movie is freaky friday with yourself.
I don’t want to cause undue panic, but tomorrow is Friday, so if you wake up in someone else’s body just relax and learn the heartwarming karmic lesson about seeing life through someone else’s eyes. Do -not- play any ‘I bet they’ll be surprised when the come back to no feet’ games or any weird shit.
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I don’t want to cause undue panic, but tomorrow is Friday, so if you wake up in someone else’s body just relax and learn the heartwarming karmic lesson about seeing life through someone else’s eyes. Do -not- play any ‘I bet they’ll be surprised when the come back to no feet’ games or any weird shit.
Will Stancil is gonna wind up cuffing an ice goon to a burning car and giving him a hacksaw if he keeps going
January 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Will Stancil is gonna wind up cuffing an ice goon to a burning car and giving him a hacksaw if he keeps going
someone in nyc get lucius to a gaming table. i'm on the wrong coast.
alright i get it, you're cooler than me.
I don't have friends who play ttrpgs
I don't have friends who play ttrpgs
a girl in a school uniform is standing in a park with her hands on her hips .
ALT: a girl in a school uniform is standing in a park with her hands on her hips .
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January 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
someone in nyc get lucius to a gaming table. i'm on the wrong coast.
Sinema and Fetterman definitely fucked.
January 16, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Sinema and Fetterman definitely fucked.
Can Walz call up the guard first so they already have orders?
January 15, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Can Walz call up the guard first so they already have orders?
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
This dude is intense and correct
'In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.'
The horrors will be here tomorrow. Good night.
The horrors will be here tomorrow. Good night.
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
'In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.'
The horrors will be here tomorrow. Good night.
The horrors will be here tomorrow. Good night.
we was warned
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 AM
we was warned
godspeed.
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
godspeed.
c'mon down to the meat packing plant, where i've watched a dozen manly man chuds get their work ethic humiliated by immigrants and break within a week. good times.
Fun fact: The first "masculinity crisis" (in the early 1960s) supposedly stemmed from the fact that men increasingly were employed in office jobs rather than doing manual labor on the family farm. Make Men Dig Ditches Again
So many problems today are downstream from guys LARPing masculinity because they're terminally ashamed that their job is touching computers.
January 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM
c'mon down to the meat packing plant, where i've watched a dozen manly man chuds get their work ethic humiliated by immigrants and break within a week. good times.
this sounds amazing is there anything else i should know before i dive in?
At the heart of Twitter are short messages called Tweets — just like this one — which can include photos, video, links and text.
January 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
this sounds amazing is there anything else i should know before i dive in?
60% of my vocabulary comes from sitting by the stereo with headphones and a dictionary looking up words from Tom Waits and Bad Religion lyrics
This is "funny" on other places on the internet, but I absolutely LOVE to see this!
anything that gets people reading, using their imagination, expanding their vocabulary, and strengthening their critical thinking....DO IT!!
and I love that he's doing it publicly. There's zero shame
anything that gets people reading, using their imagination, expanding their vocabulary, and strengthening their critical thinking....DO IT!!
and I love that he's doing it publicly. There's zero shame
January 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
60% of my vocabulary comes from sitting by the stereo with headphones and a dictionary looking up words from Tom Waits and Bad Religion lyrics
if peter jackson had included the scouring of the shire in the flicks shit would be a -whole- lot different right now
January 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
if peter jackson had included the scouring of the shire in the flicks shit would be a -whole- lot different right now
tony dalton should have played robert house
January 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
tony dalton should have played robert house
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Adolf Keebler?
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Adolf Keebler?
I think the way to break Bovino is to call him a Nazi leprechaun. Ask him where his lucky charms are. Ask if he’s got a pot o’ gold. Mock him until he hides himself in a locker.
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I think the way to break Bovino is to call him a Nazi leprechaun. Ask him where his lucky charms are. Ask if he’s got a pot o’ gold. Mock him until he hides himself in a locker.
hot take but if you are virtuous you should signal that through words and deeds
January 14, 2026 at 1:26 PM
hot take but if you are virtuous you should signal that through words and deeds
ICE-icles
I can’t believe you assholes haven’t already done that one. C’mon, guys.
I can’t believe you assholes haven’t already done that one. C’mon, guys.
We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Arctic cold and snow return to Minnesota
A pattern change brings much colder temperatures with occasional snow Thursday into the upcoming weekend.
www.mprnews.org
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
ICE-icles
I can’t believe you assholes haven’t already done that one. C’mon, guys.
I can’t believe you assholes haven’t already done that one. C’mon, guys.
can you imagine raising your children to be the most terrified whinging bitches in your whole town
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
can you imagine raising your children to be the most terrified whinging bitches in your whole town
live from Minneapolis
January 14, 2026 at 1:10 AM
live from Minneapolis
Dethroning god is out, shattering the wheel of samsara is in
i just gave birth to scott adams
January 14, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Dethroning god is out, shattering the wheel of samsara is in
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Performative Old School Masculinity in 2026 is hilarious. This whiskey Fridays idea & set just screams "I watched Mad Men and didn't get the gist beyond aesthetic *at all*".
January 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Performative Old School Masculinity in 2026 is hilarious. This whiskey Fridays idea & set just screams "I watched Mad Men and didn't get the gist beyond aesthetic *at all*".
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
the entire conservative grift-o-sphere was summarized as a desire to humiliate and abuse people with an endless supply of money you don't care about in the 90s
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
the entire conservative grift-o-sphere was summarized as a desire to humiliate and abuse people with an endless supply of money you don't care about in the 90s