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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · Aug 27

'this actually doesn't suck' leads directly to the conclusion that there needs to be a massive, civilian CCC-style public works program

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · Aug 26

National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 12h

«ahem»
Rosie the Ribbiter

Thank you for you attention to this matter.

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mbbendt @bendts2cents.bsky.social · 9h

Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 4h

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 4h

let’s manifest something nice this time

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 4h

Willing K+A/R+G in to existence is gathering momentum bsky.app/profile/riot...

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · Mar 29

personally i want to see Alex and Keanu do Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 5h

*walks away cringing*

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h

absolutely no shame. i'm a mutant i know it.

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h

that's why i mentioned adjunct conditions. i was frontloaded on drugs and don't have a problem with blood, needles, the aroma of burning flesh, or body horror. some people gonna freak the fuck out for that and should probably take a nap.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h

no, but that's a mental thing. there's more nerves in the fingers.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h

ah, he's one of my best friends. there's a cultural difference in attitudes towards masculinity so i turned 'getting your balls cut' from a misogynist dig to a 'and i'm tougher than you because of it.' eventually he'll be chanting trans rights with us.

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

i didn't get to the smell, just the 'how to' got under his skin

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

'you know when you knot a broken shoelace and melt it with a lighter?'

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

it was the 'soldering' that got him

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

maybe -you- don't frontload with xanax and vicoden before going in for your vasectomy, but some of us do.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

general is overkill for a vasectomy unless there's adjunct conditions, the whole thing took about fifteen minutes and i've given myself worse cuts at work without noticing.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

The doctor said ‘we’re gonna put up this curtain because most people don’t want to see’ and my first impulse was of course ‘the fuck do you think I’m most people this shit is only happening -once- and I am -high- on really strong -drugs- let’s GO.’

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

Toasting beef flavored marshmallows with a shoulder cannon until the little weasel bastards mob you with bodies and rocks

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

I will not be satisfied until there is a Predator v Ewok game

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

One of my coworkers made a joke about cutting off my balls today so I described my vasectomy in great detail until he walked away cringing

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

fuck it we live in a simulation

Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 15h

oh boy i did not expect the Spanish Inquisition

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

sometimes i remember that people who aren't constantly inventing necromancers don't get so creative with their usage to human skin to make points about the necessity of consequences for economic malfeasance.

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

i'm not a complete lunatic i play a lot of dungeons and dragons so i have to make up bad guys cool your jets

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

this time, we flay them and tie the doors of the stock exchange shut with the leather of their skin as a warning.

illbleed for sego dreancas @impemboganecue.bsky.social · 8h

Not like we weren’t warned. Again and again and again

And of course this disaster will involve dipping into our pockets, fucking with our lives, while everyone involved gets to take a breather before doing it all over again

NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 1d

“Concerns over an AI bubble bursting have grown lately, with analysts recently finding that it’s 17 times the size of the dotcom-era bubble and four times bigger than the 2008 financial crisis.”

Hang onto your butts. This “correction” is gonna hurt.
futurism.com/artificial-i...

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

hey, if you aren't the main event, you wanna stand out as someone in the background who's gonna be crucial to the group effort.

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h

you look like you could fire up a lucky strike and start playing stand up base just in case anyone needs a real swinging band to suddenly form for a dance routine.

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