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Bankrolled AutoZone
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He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup.

Born at 343ppm CO2.

Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
Pinned
Same. I follow who I want to see but please, nobody ever feel like following back should be your first choice. I contain multitudes. Frustrating, sometimes horrible, annoying multitudes. Wish I could pin this.
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better get to sleep so I can wake up and increase shareholder value while my country actively burns down
January 26, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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1. AI does not have feelings just like a printer doesn't have feelings

2. Anthropic destroyed millions of print books to build its AI models. They did not care about destroying other's work and stealing their work. But apparently they care about the "feelings" of AI
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
What makes the Bucs play action offense similar to real life pirates?

They know they have a duty to run that booty.
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Unsolving Florida problems one bad idea at a time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m__k...
Age Verification Goes Global: UK, Florida, and the Surveillance Future
YouTube video by Techlore
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 AM
38? Is coach on bluesky?
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I did say go birds. Just thought it would be one of the other 4.
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Gronk's right. The seahawks are up going into the "first half" of this game. It's such a surprise.
January 26, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Watching this game and I wonder how long before those fox bible shows add plotlines encouraging characters to open the door and trust masked men who say they're from the government.
January 26, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I refuse to believe that Cooper Kupp is a real name
January 26, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Molly Percocets is a beautiful name for a future masker.
January 26, 2026 at 12:25 AM
"Due to the winter storm and for the safety of our team members and guests, all Silver Diner locations (excluding BWI location) will be closed tomorrow, Sunday, January 25th."
a picture of darth vader with the words nooo on it
Alt: a picture of darth vader with the words nooo on it. He has his arms outstretched and he tilts his head back. A hooded corpse stands off to one side behind him.
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 10:23 PM
blocked it for stepping into people's conversations specifically to tell americans how dumb we are for not leaving the country. asshole.

bsky.app/profile/pete...
January 25, 2026 at 5:21 PM
another good one to block. insufferable.
bsky.app/profile/leah...
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Jan 2038 is right around the corner.

Of course that's assuming we still have tech that cares about dates at that point but yeah.
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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ICE has spent hundreds of millions on surveillance. Some technologists are building tools to find it, map it, and push back. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
How Hackers Are Fighting Back Against ICE
A few enterprising hackers have started projects to do counter surveillance against ICE, and hopefully protect their communities through clever use of technology.
www.eff.org
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
yeah, bike lanes should be the priority. let drivers feel what it's like for a few days at least what it's like to be an afterthought.
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
hard to tell the difference between patriot front and ice. I guess maybe it's just whether they shopped at walmart or ranger joes.
January 25, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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AND a plan to obstruct administration business, including approving Trumpist judges and budgets
What I want to hear from Dems: condemnations of what's happening, vows to punish the perpetrators, clear steps for what they'll do to end this if they regain the majority in the House and/or Senate.
January 25, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Every Democratic Senator must vote NO on DHS/ICE funding. Continuing to fund this agency that is terrorizing and murdering our people makes you complicit. They EXECUTED Alex Pretti.

Every Senator must draw a line in the stand here.
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
citrineglitter arguing with antheabutler right now is reminding me of the time facesoutofctx argued with margaretatwood about what her novel was based on.
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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seeing conservatives admit alex pretti was disarmed and need to change their message to “well you know where you won’t get shot? at home” is just an impressive level of pathetic allegiance to their dictator
January 25, 2026 at 3:52 PM
not complaining. just super curious what the algorithm is behind the toxic posting label. wondering if it's dropping f bombs because I keep on forgetting what I wrote down. or puns. could be the puns.
January 25, 2026 at 3:32 PM
the shitty feeling when you're about to make a joke about "nancy pelosi joins a number of democrats filming quick videos about ice today" and then posting the james corden ice cream cache video only to see the 3rd search result is trump's channel posting about that ice cream 5 years ago. Fuck.
January 25, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I sat down with confidence thinking folks would want a #Jan25LWTStateViolenceMegathread only to remember that it's 25% of their videos. Watch the first 4 minutes of S8 E9 and that's the point.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwUo...
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM