CisHet Billionaire
@bennettelder.net
He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup.
Born at 343ppm CO2.
Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
Born at 343ppm CO2.
Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
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CisHet Billionaire
@bennettelder.net
· Feb 12
Same. I follow who I want to see but please, nobody ever feel like following back should be your first choice. I contain multitudes. Frustrating, sometimes horrible, annoying multitudes. Wish I could pin this.
Ffs they got pierce brosnan?
"For England, James?"
"No, for my stock portfolio so I can hang out with the least healthy health influencers while they do pullups."
"For England, James?"
"No, for my stock portfolio so I can hang out with the least healthy health influencers while they do pullups."
a close up of a man holding a pair of shoes in his hands .
Alt: a close up of a man holding a pair of shoes in his hands. Then he drops them from Arecibo telescope (RIP).
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ffs they got pierce brosnan?
"For England, James?"
"No, for my stock portfolio so I can hang out with the least healthy health influencers while they do pullups."
"For England, James?"
"No, for my stock portfolio so I can hang out with the least healthy health influencers while they do pullups."
"But but but but they promised there would be a vote on it later."
The vote later: "yeah, fuck you. thanks for giving up your leverage and letting us hang the shutdown on you."
The vote later: "yeah, fuck you. thanks for giving up your leverage and letting us hang the shutdown on you."
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"But but but but they promised there would be a vote on it later."
The vote later: "yeah, fuck you. thanks for giving up your leverage and letting us hang the shutdown on you."
The vote later: "yeah, fuck you. thanks for giving up your leverage and letting us hang the shutdown on you."
Liam Neeson has a particular set of skills and his agent should be fucking fired for that documentary.
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Liam Neeson has a particular set of skills and his agent should be fucking fired for that documentary.
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This exchange is wild. These people are clowns.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This exchange is wild. These people are clowns.
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i live in a pro-jarlic household, enjoy ketchup on my glizzy & believe pineapple belongs on pizza
also ACAB includes batman
also ACAB includes batman
December 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i live in a pro-jarlic household, enjoy ketchup on my glizzy & believe pineapple belongs on pizza
also ACAB includes batman
also ACAB includes batman
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Just heard that tourists need to show 5 years of social media history to visit North Korea.
Holds finger to earpiece.
Wait, what's that? Where? You can't be serious. Well, fuck.
Holds finger to earpiece.
Wait, what's that? Where? You can't be serious. Well, fuck.
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just heard that tourists need to show 5 years of social media history to visit North Korea.
Holds finger to earpiece.
Wait, what's that? Where? You can't be serious. Well, fuck.
Holds finger to earpiece.
Wait, what's that? Where? You can't be serious. Well, fuck.
Out on the road today I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Out on the road today I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
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A very busy and longer than normal Tuesday edition of the virus update is now out with the latest news and data of the day.
It's Rapidly Getting Worse As Virus Cases Are Now Exploding Everywhere youtu.be/c9szo-OdzF0?... via @YouTube
It's Rapidly Getting Worse As Virus Cases Are Now Exploding Everywhere youtu.be/c9szo-OdzF0?... via @YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A very busy and longer than normal Tuesday edition of the virus update is now out with the latest news and data of the day.
It's Rapidly Getting Worse As Virus Cases Are Now Exploding Everywhere youtu.be/c9szo-OdzF0?... via @YouTube
It's Rapidly Getting Worse As Virus Cases Are Now Exploding Everywhere youtu.be/c9szo-OdzF0?... via @YouTube
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Like it or not, at the pace we are going, Millions will be spending Christmas and all the other holidays sick this year. Dust off your laptop cameras and make sure you have Zoom at the ready, it is about to be that bad again.
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Like it or not, at the pace we are going, Millions will be spending Christmas and all the other holidays sick this year. Dust off your laptop cameras and make sure you have Zoom at the ready, it is about to be that bad again.
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The Fight for Android's Open Ecosystem (F-Droid Interview)
YouTube video by Techlore
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
TF is a USCG ship doing seizing ships near Venezuela?!
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
TF is a USCG ship doing seizing ships near Venezuela?!
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Gavin Newsom announces next podcast guest
March 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Gavin Newsom announces next podcast guest
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BITCH I WILL USE PAPYRUS OUT OF SHEER SPITE ALONE
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
BITCH I WILL USE PAPYRUS OUT OF SHEER SPITE ALONE
takes too long.
I'm more of a nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I'm more of a nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
takes too long.
I'm more of a wood-chipper, feet first.
I'm more of a wood-chipper, feet first.
If you attack my friends I will literally grind you into dust
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
takes too long.
I'm more of a nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I'm more of a nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Fucking "wasteful" says the cultists who renamed several military bases because they were too woke now that they didn't have the names of fucking traitors on them.
Yes, traitors. As far as I'm concerned exhume all of those confederate fucks and toss them in the Pacific.
Yes, traitors. As far as I'm concerned exhume all of those confederate fucks and toss them in the Pacific.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Fucking "wasteful" says the cultists who renamed several military bases because they were too woke now that they didn't have the names of fucking traitors on them.
Yes, traitors. As far as I'm concerned exhume all of those confederate fucks and toss them in the Pacific.
Yes, traitors. As far as I'm concerned exhume all of those confederate fucks and toss them in the Pacific.
Folks talking about conspiracy theorists reminded me of this.
Fuck. People are circulating NASA Stennis SLS Green Run footage pretending it’s some HAARP shit.
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Folks talking about conspiracy theorists reminded me of this.
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found the dude that's been selling all of these fireworks. Frickin Moriarty. It's him every time.
January 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
found the dude that's been selling all of these fireworks. Frickin Moriarty. It's him every time.
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He was always one of my top 2 favorites on Silicon Valley. Every scene he was in was funny. And this is why because his delivery is ON POINT
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
He was always one of my top 2 favorites on Silicon Valley. Every scene he was in was funny. And this is why because his delivery is ON POINT
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Please help Lina
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December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Please help Lina
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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You know things are getting bad again when I have to leave some news stories out of a virus update, so the video does not become too long.. A very busy virus update will be coming soon.
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You know things are getting bad again when I have to leave some news stories out of a virus update, so the video does not become too long.. A very busy virus update will be coming soon.
Fell's Point, y'all.
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December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Fell's Point, y'all.