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ashley fairbanks
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asiniiwiikwe indizhinikaaz. anishinaabekwe in yanaguana. storyteller, comms nerd, & artist trying to shift power and build a just and sustainable world. fuck borders. land back. she/her/wiin.
my sister in law makes these candied yams and pecans that are always fucked up but somehow perfect. like overcooked, a little burnt, but somehow the greatest thing you’ve ever tasted. i never eat enough of them and then i have yam-based sadness for a year.
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
can you pee for me? i am too comfortable to get up.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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you should look at this belly
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i want to watch ken burns style content about moments of internet history
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
taking a few bites from the communal mcrib
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“is that a wicked promo?” -my kid
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
more like crapitalism, amirite
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
we somehow forgot the stuffing
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
apparently you can get custom wrapping paper printed at staples, and today it's all 60% off, so people will be receiving their gifts from us in this:
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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When lil John came on my 5 year old son said “mom that guys my favorite” because we are raising him right
very evident that millennials are the adults now when shaggy is singing bangin on the bathroom floor in the macy’s thanksgiving day parade and then lil jon does turn down for what
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
my mom bought us matching grinch sweat sets and how could you resist her when shes this cute
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
very evident that millennials are the adults now when shaggy is singing bangin on the bathroom floor in the macy’s thanksgiving day parade and then lil jon does turn down for what
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
what the heck sean from hot ones is on the thanksgiving day parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
my husband is stone cold asleep and just shouted out “oh god, the bibendum!” at the top of his lungs and scared the shit out of me
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Minnesota communities are stepping up and taking climate action into their own hands. Today, 26% of Minnesotans live in a city with a Local Climate Action Plan — and 31% live in a county with one.
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
it’s waffles’ first day at his finance job
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
found the perfect little bar tonight, just a chill kinda divey spot with cool antiques and a nice lone star and a shot special.

sometimes you just want to sit at the bar and flirt with your husband
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Everyone knows data centers use a ton of water.

What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.

And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
AI’s water problem is worse than we thought
A new investigation reveals how Amazon is amplifying Oregon’s nitrate pollution crisis.
heated.world
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i am here for the hot honeyfication of everything
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
here are all my correct thanksgiving food opinions:

-the best turkey is not as good as the worst ham
-not liking pumpkin pie is anti-indigenous
-the walmart patti labelle sweet potato pie is way better than it deserves to be
- mac and cheese should be made from a roux
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
you’re never a former theater kid, you’re always a theater kid in recovery
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
help im stuck in bed rotting faster than trader joe’s produce
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
there should be a total mystery advent calendar. some days it is a little treat. one day? $37 in ones. day 15? dryer lint. day 30? a coupon for a full size sunny d.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM