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Daniel Suitor
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Attorney for the people, for hire. Landlords do not @ me. danielsuitor.com
New England then, Minneapolis now, housing and economic justice forever.
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I first posted this at 10pm on Friday, but to provide a more serious explanation of what I’m doing here:

I've officially gone into business for myself. After being fired for my choice of pro bono cases 3 months ago, I’ve been doing a few stray cases, but it's time to make things formal.
Daniel P. Suitor, Attorney at Law | Tenants' Rights Attorney Minnesota
A Minnesota-based attorney with a focus on tenants' rights cases and community service | Daniel P. Suitor, Attorney at Law
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seems what i heard a few hours ago is true and tim walz is dropping tomorrow. my sources also couldn’t confirm it at the time though
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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THE WRONG KIND OF WINNING: Across Minnesota, evictions in 2025 may hit or just about tie with the record achieved in 2023. That's not a great accomplishment. Rising rents and incomes that haven't caught up tell part of the story. Here's some other factors: www.twincities.com/2026/01/04/e...
Eviction filings may reach statewide record in 2025
Some 23,000-25,000 eviction cases were filed in 2025, well above the pre-pandemic average of 15,000.
www.twincities.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I would really love to pitch a 2-credit law school seminar teaching deposition, mediation, negotiation, and examination tactics/rhetoric using nontraditional sources like Isaac Chotiner interviews and an episode of a baseball podcast where they roleplayed trade offers for Shohei Otani for an hour
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Vinegar Syndrome releasing THE GAMBLER Caan heads we eatin' good
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Forever Wars 2: Sudamerica Boogaloo
Trump: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition."
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Was just admonished by Hank because "Hide & Seek is about looking for people, not finding them." Spoken with the true conviction of an almost-four-year old who suck ass at Hide & Seek.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
my kid and his little friends at daycare have a bit where they all call each other "Bob" so it's just a half-dozen little boys saying "Hi, Bob!" and "Bye, Bob!" to each other #dudesrock
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
As a SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, I just think the MPRB should consider whether its being a good steward of its tax dollars by paying Park Board Rasputin millions of dollars without any sort of competitive bidding process or a consideration of alternatives. Those are my TAX DOLLARS at work!
And it seems wrong to me that there is essentially no competitive process or meaningful evaluation of Rice's services. He's going to get paid for another year within minutes of new Commissioners taking their oaths. For what MPRB pays Rice, it could directly employ multiple in-house gov't attorneys
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board has its first meeting of the term. Tucked in among the Commissioners taking their oaths and sorting out MPRB leadership and assignments is an agenda item to vote on a contract for the MPRB's general counsel. Brian Rice is almost certain to be selected.
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
now that my practice officially turned a profit for 2025, I am going to start exclusively referring to myself as a Small Business Owner™ and prefacing every statement I make about local politics with "As a local small business owner......"
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Steven Soderbergh's annual media diary is out, and let me tell you: that man knows how to live

extension765.com/blogs/soderb...
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
where was Raphael on J6??
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Central is the only real time zone
I refuse to acknowledge eastern standard time happy 11:00 pm
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
After seeing her perform on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, we pulled up Ciara's wiki and got treated to the most incredible photo/caption combo
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Bluesky really does long for a return to Norms.
[To the tune of “A Long December” by Counting Crows youtu.be/FDnzwZbifrc ]

A No-Norm December
He's not reading any posts
He's gone offline to protect his mental health
I can’t remember the last thing he posted and deleted
Now he just texts me all his jokes
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I know it's a holiday eve. But we just dropped an @mprnews.org analysis of federal immigration habeas corpus petitions that gives a partial picture of the government’s approach/insight into the people being impacted in an increasingly opaque immigration system. (1) www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
Dozens of immigrants detained by ICE going to court to request release
ICE has released the names of a fraction of the more than 670 it has reported to have arrested during the immigration enforcement sweep that began Dec. 1. An MPR News analysis of federal court records...
www.mprnews.org
December 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Today's edition of Minnesota Appellate Court Watch is a bit abbreviated because of the holiday, and because my family is ravaged by this year's dreaded flu variant. Happy New Year!

blog.minnappct.watch/minnesota-su...
Minnesota Supreme Court Opinions: December 31, 2025
Today’s edition of Minnesota Appellate Court Watch covers the opinion released by the Minnesota Supreme Court on December 31, 2025. I'm celebrating the New Year with my family,* so this week's writeup...
blog.minnappct.watch
December 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
now do Minneapolis bitch
Trump announces he’s pulling the National Guard from Portland, LA, and Chicago but threatens that “We will come back, perhaps in a much different and stronger form, when crime begins to soar again - Only a question of time!”
December 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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And it’s been a No-Norm December but there’s no reason to believe
Maybe next year he'll post better than the last
I can’t remember all the tweets he self-RT’d
To rack up likes on old content from the past
December 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Put Con Air on TV sometime after 2 A.M.
And watched Nic Cage’s hair blow in the wind
I guess Bluesky detox makes your joke into a grower
Make you into a real ball knower
About the posts you could not show her
December 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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[Guitar solo from The Drizz]
December 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Gia-ma-ma-ma
Gia-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-matti
December 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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And it’s one more photoshop of Boltman
At the OJ Trial or Gettysburg
If you think Norm might come back to Bluesky
I think he should
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM