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“He means well” - my wife, after I tell people I’m going to the water mine
No, but seriously, Greenland is the greatest crisis of my lifetime. Makes 9/11 look like the Cod Wars
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
No, but seriously, Greenland is the greatest crisis of my lifetime. Makes 9/11 look like the Cod Wars
It brings me no pleasure to announce that the president is dead. Executed for crimes against the Republic of Viet Nam
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 AM
It brings me no pleasure to announce that the president is dead. Executed for crimes against the Republic of Viet Nam
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Anyone got a timestamp for the last Truth Social post relative to the time the plane turned around?
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Anyone got a timestamp for the last Truth Social post relative to the time the plane turned around?
JFKjr is alive, he just likes tax breaks more than anything, so it’s not really worth leaving Skowhegan to make a fuss about
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 AM
JFKjr is alive, he just likes tax breaks more than anything, so it’s not really worth leaving Skowhegan to make a fuss about
It happened! Sort of. The president was replaced months ago by a double (whose main qualification was an identical signature, they’re nothing if not sticklers for the law). The double has now died and they had to go back to DC to collect the actual president, a voracious lycanthrope
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
It happened! Sort of. The president was replaced months ago by a double (whose main qualification was an identical signature, they’re nothing if not sticklers for the law). The double has now died and they had to go back to DC to collect the actual president, a voracious lycanthrope
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completely unironically, this is how we'll know
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
completely unironically, this is how we'll know
My first cigarette after five days was sublime, my first custom negroni was bliss, but I’m old, so the real treat was getting back to my slippers
You may ask, “you didn’t smoke for five days?!” Yeah, I’m old, I have self-control. It’s nice
You may ask, “you didn’t smoke for five days?!” Yeah, I’m old, I have self-control. It’s nice
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 AM
My first cigarette after five days was sublime, my first custom negroni was bliss, but I’m old, so the real treat was getting back to my slippers
You may ask, “you didn’t smoke for five days?!” Yeah, I’m old, I have self-control. It’s nice
You may ask, “you didn’t smoke for five days?!” Yeah, I’m old, I have self-control. It’s nice
Ah, the Irish! Or, as they’re known to Philadelphia WASPs, the white Italians
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Ah, the Irish! Or, as they’re known to Philadelphia WASPs, the white Italians
My parents are in the very tiny sub-sliver of humans who have ever lived who say “wooder” and “tomahto”
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
My parents are in the very tiny sub-sliver of humans who have ever lived who say “wooder” and “tomahto”
“Dragged out of their life” is a great phrase (pendantry aside)
Mamdani: I am in support of abolishing ICE… I'm tired of waking up every day and seeing a new image of someone being dragged out of a car, dragged out of their home, dragged out of their life.
January 21, 2026 at 1:59 AM
“Dragged out of their life” is a great phrase (pendantry aside)
The most new york ad I saw in new york over the holiday weekend
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The most new york ad I saw in new york over the holiday weekend
I have it on good authority that on his deathbed Scott Adams (the creator of Dogbert) converted to the light of Allah and the Word of His prophet Muhammad (pbuh). His final words were the Shahada. Allahu Akbar, indeed!
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I have it on good authority that on his deathbed Scott Adams (the creator of Dogbert) converted to the light of Allah and the Word of His prophet Muhammad (pbuh). His final words were the Shahada. Allahu Akbar, indeed!
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i think it's heartwarming that jd vance will raise this child as if it were his own
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 AM
i think it's heartwarming that jd vance will raise this child as if it were his own
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No country should trust us unless we dismantle our fascist machine. If we sweep in 2028 but don’t put our Nazis in prison for life, EU will know we are still a pathetic joke of a country that could tilt back to fascism in the blink of an eye.
I appreciate the sentiment here, but it is only honest to say that the United States will never be the same again. The U.S. that led the world in scientific research in so many disciplines is done. It may be possible someday for some to be rebuilt, but why would any other country trust us again?
This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.
www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
January 21, 2026 at 12:09 AM
No country should trust us unless we dismantle our fascist machine. If we sweep in 2028 but don’t put our Nazis in prison for life, EU will know we are still a pathetic joke of a country that could tilt back to fascism in the blink of an eye.
Great news from the AI people!
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Great news from the AI people!
Mobile needs a mayor who kvetches more. A Roseanne Roeseannabama, if you will
South Florida needs a good mayor to start pushing back the fash. A Zohran Miamidani, if you will
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Mobile needs a mayor who kvetches more. A Roseanne Roeseannabama, if you will
I thought this was one of those “dropping pianos” sort of satirical but it isn’t
He tosses a pile of mugshots aside and reaches for a "Book of Accomplishments", feathering the pages for the cameras. Then he tosses it to the floor.
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I thought this was one of those “dropping pianos” sort of satirical but it isn’t
South Florida needs a good mayor to start pushing back the fash. A Zohran Miamidani, if you will
January 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
South Florida needs a good mayor to start pushing back the fash. A Zohran Miamidani, if you will
Attacking a treaty ally (Denmark) is exactly the sort of obviously illegal order that soldiers should not obey.
The Republicans who control congress, have the power to go on record, abrogate the treaty and declare war, to make their god’s whims legal. But I imagine they don’t want the stank
The Republicans who control congress, have the power to go on record, abrogate the treaty and declare war, to make their god’s whims legal. But I imagine they don’t want the stank
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Attacking a treaty ally (Denmark) is exactly the sort of obviously illegal order that soldiers should not obey.
The Republicans who control congress, have the power to go on record, abrogate the treaty and declare war, to make their god’s whims legal. But I imagine they don’t want the stank
The Republicans who control congress, have the power to go on record, abrogate the treaty and declare war, to make their god’s whims legal. But I imagine they don’t want the stank
Saw an advertising monolith on the upper east side that was playing a video of Mamdani and ending with the location of the nearest food bank/shelter (not far). It was genuinely moving. A mayor—of New York!—giving a shit!
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Saw an advertising monolith on the upper east side that was playing a video of Mamdani and ending with the location of the nearest food bank/shelter (not far). It was genuinely moving. A mayor—of New York!—giving a shit!
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I think my meds have made me TOO well-adjusted
January 20, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I think my meds have made me TOO well-adjusted
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This is right up there with “If I Did It” in terms of poor title choices.
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
This is right up there with “If I Did It” in terms of poor title choices.
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A good thread. Targeted sanctions will work if properly targeted. Trump has already demonstrated with this whole Nobel Peace Prize stupidity that he *hates* being defied personally.
I'm seeing a lot of sweaty, galaxy brained takes about what kinds of sanctions should be imposed on Americans by the EU to inflict maximum, deterrent pain, and I regret to inform these people that this violently misunderstands the problem on two levels.
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
A good thread. Targeted sanctions will work if properly targeted. Trump has already demonstrated with this whole Nobel Peace Prize stupidity that he *hates* being defied personally.