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He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans
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“He means well” - my wife, after I tell people I’m going to the water mine
Damn right
I saw the greatest minds of my generation shitposting
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Damn right
Fuck ICE, fuck Greenland, and fuck Epstein. All of these are distractions from Trump’s failure to bring back the Marines’ white uniform. Wake up, sheeple!
January 22, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Fuck ICE, fuck Greenland, and fuck Epstein. All of these are distractions from Trump’s failure to bring back the Marines’ white uniform. Wake up, sheeple!
Fuckers admitting this like it will make them look sympathetic
Lol. Lmao
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Fuckers admitting this like it will make them look sympathetic
So…more or less what we could have now except everyone hates us. President deals!
“.. Denmark would give the United States sovereignty over small pockets of Greenlandic land where the United States could build military bases, according to three senior officials ..”
@nytimes.com
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@nytimes.com
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January 22, 2026 at 1:54 AM
So…more or less what we could have now except everyone hates us. President deals!
He'll be giving a speech at a dinner, as he's leaving the stage he'll turn suddenly and shout "boo!" Everyone, generals & princes, will scream. He'll double over laughing and crying and have a heart attack. It's not fatal but he falls off the stage and lands with his head in a soup tureen and drowns
January 21, 2026 at 9:51 PM
He'll be giving a speech at a dinner, as he's leaving the stage he'll turn suddenly and shout "boo!" Everyone, generals & princes, will scream. He'll double over laughing and crying and have a heart attack. It's not fatal but he falls off the stage and lands with his head in a soup tureen and drowns
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rapist politics
Jesse Watters: "Once Bessent and Lutnick and Rubio get into a room with all of these guys and knock their heads together, we're getting Greenland."
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
rapist politics
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imagine if congress were alive to see any of this
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
imagine if congress were alive to see any of this
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He’s stopped saying Greenland and is now calling it Iceland.
Lost it.
Lost it.
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
He’s stopped saying Greenland and is now calling it Iceland.
Lost it.
Lost it.
Just full-on self-parody this season. Well, if they’re jumping the shark anyway, how about a little fan service (have it happen on camera)
Trump: “Without us, you would all be speaking German or a little Japanese, perhaps.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Just full-on self-parody this season. Well, if they’re jumping the shark anyway, how about a little fan service (have it happen on camera)
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“let’s make heaven crowded” is the kind of shit you yell to your army of serfs before storming the walls of a stout keep
January 21, 2026 at 1:44 PM
“let’s make heaven crowded” is the kind of shit you yell to your army of serfs before storming the walls of a stout keep
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Fuck this. Literally something that had been fixed
Trump corruption just made it harder to switch phones between wireless carriers, a huge gift to shitty, predatory telecoms that hate competition.
Enjoy the populism everyone!
Enjoy the populism everyone!
Verizon starts requiring 365 days of paid service before it will unlock phones
Verizon changed prepaid brands' policy a week after FCC waived unlocking rule.
arstechnica.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Fuck this. Literally something that had been fixed
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I have it on good authority that on his deathbed Scott Adams (the creator of Dogbert) converted to the light of Allah and the Word of His prophet Muhammad (pbuh). His final words were the Shahada. Allahu Akbar, indeed!
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I have it on good authority that on his deathbed Scott Adams (the creator of Dogbert) converted to the light of Allah and the Word of His prophet Muhammad (pbuh). His final words were the Shahada. Allahu Akbar, indeed!
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My parents are in the very tiny sub-sliver of humans who have ever lived who say “wooder” and “tomahto”
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
My parents are in the very tiny sub-sliver of humans who have ever lived who say “wooder” and “tomahto”
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No, but seriously, Greenland is the greatest crisis of my lifetime. Makes 9/11 look like the Cod Wars
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
No, but seriously, Greenland is the greatest crisis of my lifetime. Makes 9/11 look like the Cod Wars
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Many people don't know that Al collaborated with Wendy Carlos on an album.
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Peter & the Wolf ("Weird Al" Yankovic and Wendy Carlos album) - Wikipedia
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January 21, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Many people don't know that Al collaborated with Wendy Carlos on an album.
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Dreamt workplace goodbye party for a hated (by all but me) janitor involved mostly people dressing up as GWAR with blood spewing cannons and when I shouted “blood for the blood god!” someone corrected me that GWAR chants were more like “16-22-64!” I replied “I believe in a single coherent universe”
January 21, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Dreamt workplace goodbye party for a hated (by all but me) janitor involved mostly people dressing up as GWAR with blood spewing cannons and when I shouted “blood for the blood god!” someone corrected me that GWAR chants were more like “16-22-64!” I replied “I believe in a single coherent universe”
No, but seriously, Greenland is the greatest crisis of my lifetime. Makes 9/11 look like the Cod Wars
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
No, but seriously, Greenland is the greatest crisis of my lifetime. Makes 9/11 look like the Cod Wars
It brings me no pleasure to announce that the president is dead. Executed for crimes against the Republic of Viet Nam
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 AM
It brings me no pleasure to announce that the president is dead. Executed for crimes against the Republic of Viet Nam
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Anyone got a timestamp for the last Truth Social post relative to the time the plane turned around?
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Anyone got a timestamp for the last Truth Social post relative to the time the plane turned around?
JFKjr is alive, he just likes tax breaks more than anything, so it’s not really worth leaving Skowhegan to make a fuss about
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 AM
JFKjr is alive, he just likes tax breaks more than anything, so it’s not really worth leaving Skowhegan to make a fuss about
It happened! Sort of. The president was replaced months ago by a double (whose main qualification was an identical signature, they’re nothing if not sticklers for the law). The double has now died and they had to go back to DC to collect the actual president, a voracious lycanthrope
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
It happened! Sort of. The president was replaced months ago by a double (whose main qualification was an identical signature, they’re nothing if not sticklers for the law). The double has now died and they had to go back to DC to collect the actual president, a voracious lycanthrope
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completely unironically, this is how we'll know
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
completely unironically, this is how we'll know
My first cigarette after five days was sublime, my first custom negroni was bliss, but I’m old, so the real treat was getting back to my slippers
You may ask, “you didn’t smoke for five days?!” Yeah, I’m old, I have self-control. It’s nice
You may ask, “you didn’t smoke for five days?!” Yeah, I’m old, I have self-control. It’s nice
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 AM
My first cigarette after five days was sublime, my first custom negroni was bliss, but I’m old, so the real treat was getting back to my slippers
You may ask, “you didn’t smoke for five days?!” Yeah, I’m old, I have self-control. It’s nice
You may ask, “you didn’t smoke for five days?!” Yeah, I’m old, I have self-control. It’s nice
Ah, the Irish! Or, as they’re known to Philadelphia WASPs, the white Italians
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Ah, the Irish! Or, as they’re known to Philadelphia WASPs, the white Italians
My parents are in the very tiny sub-sliver of humans who have ever lived who say “wooder” and “tomahto”
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
My parents are in the very tiny sub-sliver of humans who have ever lived who say “wooder” and “tomahto”