Happy Thanksghouling!
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He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans Paid techlash actor
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spacefordogs.bsky.social
“He means well” - my wife, after I tell people I’m going to the water mine
spacefordogs.bsky.social
Are we sure he’s not talking about Portlandia the show?
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ellyzoe.bsky.social
This is exactly the crazy-sounding theory I started to believe some months ago and have only become more convinced by as time has passed. ☹️
atrupar.com
Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"
spacefordogs.bsky.social
Trump clearly up way past his bedtime last night watching John Boorman’s 1987 classic Hope & Glory on TMC. Bad news, folks; tonight they’re showing Zardoz
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Trump on Portland: "It's like the movies you see for the kids, I guess not only the kids, adults also, where you have these bombed out cities and these bombed out people. It's like, worse than that."
spacefordogs.bsky.social
That's the destroying the Earth part, but it doesn't make it harder for someone uninvolved to use a computer
spacefordogs.bsky.social
The main difference between nft/crypto scams and the ai scam is the nft/crypto scams didn't make bystanders' lives noticeably worse while destroying the Earth and adding nothing of value to the human experience
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blainecapatch.bsky.social
i said don't tread on ME, not don't tread on YOU
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acabylonbee.bsky.social
asking permission from car owners to use their catalytic converters would kill the stealing catalytic converter industry
spacefordogs.bsky.social
Sad to think about the same thing happening to a nuclear submarine
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nerdjpg.com
Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
spacefordogs.bsky.social
Dogs only do this when they're sweety-pies
realjfairclough.bsky.social
She gave birth to her first baby and couldn't stop hugging he!

❤️❤️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

#dog #dogday #bluesky #animals #wildlife #nature
spacefordogs.bsky.social
Inflatable suits are indispensable antifa supersoldier gear. Snipers can’t tell where your head is
spacefordogs.bsky.social
Absolutely. Wild that a genre born from confronting racism got turned around 180° but here we are!
spacefordogs.bsky.social
Had that great experience of being in traffic and not being able to see what the hold-up is, but seeing cars climb over the curbed median to go the other way
spacefordogs.bsky.social
I think about this every day
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in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake
spacefordogs.bsky.social
Using Nair as shaving cream, it’s Hollywood’s belt and suspenders!
spacefordogs.bsky.social
Or they wipe the shaving cream off the unshaved part and it looks perfectly shaven! Aaaaaaggggghhhh!!!!!!
spacefordogs.bsky.social
Great composer, terrible comedian
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aherrera.bsky.social
Had a telehealth consult with a doctor about my hand wounds that bleed candy corn.

"Spooky Stigmata," he said.

"What does it mean?" I asked

"You're The Halloween Christ."

"What do we do?"

"As a man of science, I must find you and kill you," he said, closing his laptop.

U.S. Healthcare sucks.
spacefordogs.bsky.social
I would’ve sworn this was lana del rey and mr del rey
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mid-skeets.bsky.social
i owe you an apology, taylor. i wasn’t familiar with your game
altered image of spotify playing a taylor swift song on her new album with the lyrics scrolling at the bottom, which are actually from a chumbawamba song “the day the nazi died” and not the lyrics from whatever song i chose 

So why did they all come out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died?
The world is riddled with maggots, the maggots are getting fat
They're making a tasty meal of all the bosses 
 and bureaucrats
They're taking over the boardrooms and they're fat and full of pride
And they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died
So if you meet with these historians I'll tell you what to say
Tell them that the Nazis never really went away