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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 19m

Some pictures of Fucked Up Ape Boy Chad from the 1991 British miniseries Chimera

Close Up of fucked up Ape Boy Chad from the 1991 miniseries Chimera

Action shot of fucked up Ape Boy Chad wielding a child as a weapon from the 1991 miniseries Chimera

Sad close up of fucked up Ape Boy Chad from the 1991 miniseries Chimera

Side view of Fucked Up Ape Boy Chad's long face from the 1991 miniseries Chimera

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 27m

Do you even realize how many violent murders had to happen in close proximity to each other on this farm so that the ENTIRE hayride is haunted?

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 30m

Don't even try to trap me in a corn maze, bro. I'll eat all the corn.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 31m

Out on the porch. 2:00 AM. The ice cream truck has returned. The Smiling Man sells raw chupacabra meat in waffle cones. The pulsating flesh sprays droplets of blood that scorch permanent shadow where they fall. So, I asked for a snow cone instead. Fucker wanted ten bucks. Can you believe that shit?

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 34m

Why he does this I cannot say. To understand his motives means to comprehend pandemonium and in such a state I too would find myself in the dead of night in the homes of strange men carefully perfuming their robust, chin-based masculinity. I thank this man. I pity this man. I fear this man.

Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 36m

My beard has been smelling fantastic recently. Can't explain it. Not doing anything different. My best theory is that while I sleep, some sort of Midnight Mister creeps into my room and rubs potions and sumptuous essences into my facial hair.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 16h

You Can Get Him Frankenstein-The Castle Kings

Song about a dude whose girlfriend is constantly kidnapped by monsters, so he gets his buddy Frankenstein's Monster to rescue her repeatedly until she cuts out the middleman and starts fucking the creature.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSSj...

YOU CAN GET HIM, FRANKENSTEIN - The Castle Kings

YouTube video by DumDumDeDip

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 16h

You Can Get Him, Frankenstein- Castle Kings

Song about a dude whose girlfriend is constantly kidnapped by monsters, so he gets his buddy Frankenstein's Monster to rescue her repeatedly until the girlfriend cuts out the middleman and starts fucking the creature. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSSj...

YOU CAN GET HIM, FRANKENSTEIN - The Castle Kings

YouTube video by DumDumDeDip

www.youtube.com

Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 16h

Little doodle of a Manananggal from Filipino mythology drawn a while back by my friend Lala

Demonic Manananggal, a creature from Filipino mythology, which is the top half of a bare breasted woman with bat wings growing from her back and her entrails dragging beneath the rip in her body.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 16h

Had a telehealth consult with a doctor about my hand wounds that bleed candy corn.

"Spooky Stigmata," he said.

"What does it mean?" I asked

"You're The Halloween Christ."

"What do we do?"

"As a man of science, I must find you and kill you," he said, closing his laptop.

U.S. Healthcare sucks.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 1d

Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 1d

If E.T. The Extraterrestrial did kill people it would be the scariest monster in movie history. Just imagine E.T. screaming and flailing at you with a straight razor saying "ouch" every time it cut into your flesh. I don't want that to happen to me and that's how you know something is scary.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 1d

Pinhead: His obliviousness to how dorky he is

E.T. The Extraterrestrial: All those murders he committed off screen and got away with.

Chucky: His little Feet

Freddy Krueger: Nothing. Fuck Freddy's bitch ass.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 1d

I think what would be really helpful is if we all went around and said one thing we really appreciate about horror movie icons of the 70's and 80's. I'll start.

Leatherface: His love of Family

Michael Myers: His Hometown pride

Jason Voorhees: Man, that dude just goes for it

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3d

Children's birthday party magicians really don't like it when you don't tell them that there isn't actually a birthday party and it's just you in your garage wearing a traditional ceremonial mask that just happens to be made of leather and steel.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 2d

The body of 8 with the Head of 10

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 2d

Misfits- Don't Open Til' Doomsday

I know you're not supposed to publicly like Graves era Misfits but if you think there are separate and distinct levels of embarrassment about listening to roided out meatheads sing about Dracula then you're fucked in the head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=94a_...

The Misfits - Don't Open Til Doomsday

YouTube video by StevenHorror

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3d

Children's birthday party magicians really don't like it when you don't tell them that there isn't actually a birthday party and it's just you in your garage wearing a traditional ceremonial mask that just happens to be made of leather and steel.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3d

In the background, a bridge over the Susquehanna River disappears into a wall of fog. In the foreground, a road sign with Elm St. written on it has a large, dew drop covered spiderweb clinging to it.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · Oct 28

Sorry it took me so long to get back you, but I am super busy these days getting my ass kicked. Horrifically. Every night. By unidentified assailants. They assure me that it will never end.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3d

Is it normal for the Mayor to offer you 22 bucks to self-harm?

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3d

Sure thing! it’s like finding out Santa Claus is real!

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4d

Tom Petty- Zombie Zoo

Your pot head uncle lecturing you about straightening out your life. What could be scarier? www.youtube.com/watch?v=TICZ...

Zombie Zoo

YouTube video by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Topic

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, we live in a simulation, and it's called Puke World: The World That Makes You Wanna Puke

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · Oct 4

I am required to announce that as of midnight last night my name has "legally" been changed to Lil' Baby Fart-Fart. I would also like to add that the city council wields far too much power.

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