Via con dios, compadre. You will be remembered

Me: Siri, can a man parody himself so thoroughly and brutally that, not only can he not be parodied by others, but that he must be obeyed?
Siri: Yes

Didn’t help DOGE dismantling the BPL (Bean Propagation Laboratory) just because it was founded by Satanists

Tbf, I will from now on

No, you cannot [secretly madlibbing Hamilton Morris into Hamilton Nolan]

But can you hear that?

It doesn’t totally land overall, but definitely a top-tier revival

Yeah, it’s a choice, but they’ve been consistent about it for a century. We made fun of them for it before the internet

The two dots are a trema and it is either a diaeresis or an umlaut depending on what it’s doing. A diaeresis when it’s saying two adjacent vowels are pronounced separately, an umlaut when a particular vowel’s pronunciation is changed. The diaeresis is English, the umlaut is German (roughly speaking)

Marty Scorsese looking well