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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 7h

Hit dog hollers

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 7h

Lol someones feeling a mite prickly

Bill Burr Fires Back at Critics of His Riyadh Comedy Festival Appearance: “Sanctimonious C***s”

The veteran comedy superstar “doesn’t give a f***” what anyone thinks of his recent trip to Saudi Arabia: “If it affects my career, I've been to LAX enough in my life, I'll f***ing sit home for a litt...

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 9h

You can do better, travel to scotland and have disheveled drunks in adidas pants hit on you

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 9h

Prosecute farmers for spraying pesticides then

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 9h

Also MUDS

Nick Miller @nickdmiller.bsky.social · 12h

This except those born before 1975 are still allowed Usenet.

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 13h

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 9h

The winds of winter opening sentence already got me hooked

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 9h

the fruit flies crave remnants of uterine lining & leftover white claw drops

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10h

I like to rip on avatar, but that is a lot of fucking money

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10h

Its like Aloy in 4k

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10h

Burger king if you think pushing a set of twee appetizers with boo in the name just because it’s October is going to work on me

First of all you’re correct

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10h

Haha its over a year till the midterms hahahakdjfhdjenfjr

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h

Democrats should be promising audits of every Republican politician higher than dogcatcher

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h

Hey, didn’t the Letitia James indictment happen because trumps head of FAHA literally personally pulled all records about her without any kind of subpoena or legal justification and went through it to randomly find shit to nitpick

Good thing we dont have a weaponized government phew

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h

i was referring to the TRUE BILL text

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h

Hey, didn’t the Letitia James indictment happen because trumps head of FAHA literally personally pulled all records about her without any kind of subpoena or legal justification and went through it to randomly find shit to nitpick

Good thing we dont have a weaponized government phew

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h

They all preordered tesla beejer robots that are shipping any day now

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h

Is it true tho

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12h

“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Phyllis Smith and Robert R. Shafer in 'The Office'

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12h

oh as part of the deal the lawsuits went away how curious and probably unrelated and we shouldn’t ask how this Republican election firm came up with the money to buy them outright that would be rude

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12h

Who the hell did they have on that grand jury, laura loomer and ben shapiro

Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 12h

The Guardian reports that Letitia James has been indicted

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12h

Kendrick releasing a not like us remix with everything the same except the chorus is now Lost In Court

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12h

Primaries dont even have to be expensive you could all agree to have a set of debates and publish your policy principles then go back to bed without tv ads

Guy Trivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 13h

I saw this 15 mins ago and I am still laughing

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12h

I dont have a lot going for me but at least i didnt run to an actual court of law because someone wrote a song that hurt my feelings

And then lose

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14h

YOU MUST DEFER TO THE PRESIDENT

coequal branches bitchboy

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14h

Chat is there a Difference between general “ice should pay” shitposting and specific targetted threats directed at an individual

Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 15h

As Perry questions Hamilton about whether DOJ believes that threats against federal agents is enough to warrant the deployment of the National Guard, she says she started getting threats about 10 minutes after she was assigned to this case.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14h

Following along is horrifying

The federal government has no shortage of besuited choads ready to swear fealty to a king and demand judges bow or lose their heads, i guess

Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 17h

Greetings from U.S. District Court Judge April Perry’s courtroom in the Dirksen Federal Courthouse. Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul is present, waiting for the high stakes hearing to begin. @wttw.bsky.social

Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 18h

FULL STORY: As lawyers for the Trump administration defended the president’s unprecedented decision to send National Guard troops to Chicago despite the objections of Gov. Pritzker and Mayor Johnson, officials acknowledged that California troops had also been sent to Illinois. @wttw.bsky.social

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14h

and you're supri

a red curtain is behind a person in a green dress

ALT: a red curtain is behind a person in a green dress

media.tenor.com

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