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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement

same handle on discord

Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him

Trans rights are human rights
Pinned
I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this
Where my short queens
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hunched over in pain on the bed with abdominal gas gang rise up

Actually dont rise up just stay there
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Democrats need to campaign on destroying meta as a lesson and example
Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex.

“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"

time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
what if we bought like 12 separate parts of a turkey and cooked them separately then knitted them back into the form of a turkey
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You can just say that without throwing biden under the bus, it didn’t make your point any better and just reeks of centrist bullshit
Slotkin: "He's trying to distract us from the big stories of last week, the Epstein files and economy. He's tweeting 'the economy is the best it's ever been' -- amazing considering the public isn't stupid. It reminded me of Joe Biden. Biden tried to tell us for a year that the economy was great."
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"The meeting took place in Miami at the end of October and included special envoy Steve Witkoff, President Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner and Dmitriev, who leads the Russian Direct Investment Fund, one of Russia's largest sovereign wealth funds."

suggesting a quid quo pro would be rude lol
www.reuters.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What could a second home in florida you live in 6.1 months of the year to avoid paying any income tax in your real home state cost michael, ten dollars?
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
cyberpunk 2077 sitting at 1433.7 hrs
Name a videogame you've played for 1250+ hours.
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I always enjoyed goo goo dolls and I kind of love how they just all aged into dadrockers and don't give a shit
Goo Goo Dolls: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
FIRE UP THAT LOUD
ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS
FIRE UP THAT LOUD
ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS
FIRE UP THAT LOUD
ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS
FIRE UP THAT LOUD
ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
we're either covering up a scary neck bulge or auditioning for the next bond movie villain
I'm not one to be complimentary to this absolute shit goblin knob, but one meeting with Mamdani and this mother fucker got a stylist. I'm dying over here.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
George Washington would be immersed in World of Tanks

Andrew Jackson would be the biggest troll on the warthunder forums

Ben Franklin would be a female night elf dancing for coins on tables in goldshire
You realize if you brought George Washington to the present to show him what it's like today, he would just spend 100% of his time on new farm management, technology, and equipment.
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
of course, don't mix up your fuck warhammer with marry warhammer or kill warhammer, the lores are complex and do NOT overlap
Fuck Warhammer even has a owl sending you to the secret school from which to continue your super powered life.

Except the owl is a Space Marine in a space ship, and the school is the Fang on Fenris.
You want magic?

Warhammer has magic.

You want a story featuring a courageous protagonist overcoming all the odds?

Warhammer has that.

You want factionalism?

Warhammer has factionalism.

You want a secret hidden world that only the lucky few can access?

You want the warp which is from warhammer
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i did not want to snap into this post
Imagine RFK cumming and it's just a footlong slim jim slowly extruded from his urethra while he makes noises like a broken transmission grinding into gear
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I mean technically this is just a dumbed down catholic mass
Thanksgiving toast idea:

Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me Love!
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Anyone arrogant enough to think they can walk into a government agency and vibe code transformative improvements in a month is definitely stupid enough to think billionaires will protect them from consequences
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
we learned this post WW2 when government funded housing soared

and made a middle class possible
Any homes "the market" can build the government can build, with cheaper financing, while building both financially self sustaining capital assets that can be further leveraged to build more capital but also revenue streams to fund co-located social programs
We could literally have a self sustaining housing portfolio that not only addressed the affordability crisis but funded co-located social programs such as child care and home care
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
any recommendations of reliable prebuilt PC builders? eyeing xidax if anyone has any experience
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Rfk jr:
For my next trick it’s “stay hydrated”
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
this is a great way for the entire world to realize nobody should give a fuck what America thinks and should direct their national strategic planning, contracts, weapons and defense, and high tech industries accordingly
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."

www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
this is like those movies where the teens think they escaped the killer and the music is all bright and soothing and then everything suddenly goes minor chord and the killer's eyes snap open
Thanks for logging in, morning people & west coasters! Here’s what we got up to last night bsky.app/profile/sky....
why did i log back in. WHY DID I LOG BACK IN. www.telos.news/p/part-2-she...
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Players of kerbal space program: NO
uhhh what do you *think* Steam?
smh
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Cunning strategy tbh
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM