852dude
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Will shill for toy soldiers or samosas
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If anyone doubts Jason Statham’s ability to take the piss out of himself it reveals you have not seen the movie Spy, which is a crime that you should rectify ASAP
Jason Statham is set to play Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
If anyone doubts Jason Statham’s ability to take the piss out of himself it reveals you have not seen the movie Spy, which is a crime that you should rectify ASAP
"Giving up our values in the name of security is losing the battle in advance"
February 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
"Giving up our values in the name of security is losing the battle in advance"
Yes.
Literally every bad thing and conservative talking point from the western world in the last 20 odd years can be traced back to Jeffrey Epstein and his buds.
It is, quite frankly, fucking wild.
Literally every bad thing and conservative talking point from the western world in the last 20 odd years can be traced back to Jeffrey Epstein and his buds.
It is, quite frankly, fucking wild.
Are you telling me this freak is responsible for quite literally everything outside my own health going wrong? Are you telling me I have to fight this man in hell for eternity ?
February 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Yes.
Literally every bad thing and conservative talking point from the western world in the last 20 odd years can be traced back to Jeffrey Epstein and his buds.
It is, quite frankly, fucking wild.
Literally every bad thing and conservative talking point from the western world in the last 20 odd years can be traced back to Jeffrey Epstein and his buds.
It is, quite frankly, fucking wild.
Huh.
The ‘bel’ in ‘decibel’ is for Alexander Graham Bell.
Since the ‘B’ in 'dB' is a name-derived unit, it is capitalized when abbreviated.
Since the ‘B’ in 'dB' is a name-derived unit, it is capitalized when abbreviated.
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Huh.
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"this is an important but not urgent task that would be perfect to accomplish on a long weekend monday," i thought to myself on multiple occasions, never once writing down, and therefore never remembering, any said tasks
February 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"this is an important but not urgent task that would be perfect to accomplish on a long weekend monday," i thought to myself on multiple occasions, never once writing down, and therefore never remembering, any said tasks
I have a full day of watching star trek planned.
February 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I have a full day of watching star trek planned.
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No work today.
But im still up before my alarm.
But im still up before my alarm.
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
No work today.
But im still up before my alarm.
But im still up before my alarm.
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Time for the family tradition of getting haircuts in right before new years.
February 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Time for the family tradition of getting haircuts in right before new years.
Kinda sucks that we're hazing kids with deadly illnesses for no reason when they could simply have a vaccine and not get the horrible disease in question.
Measles is a bellwether. Because it’s the most contagious vaccine-preventable disease, when vaccination rates drop, it’s the first to start spreading.
Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.
Expect more.
This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.
Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.
Expect more.
This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.
Maryland health officials warn providers about an upsurge in mumps cases
Maryland health officials are warning about an uptick in cases of mumps.
www.thebanner.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Kinda sucks that we're hazing kids with deadly illnesses for no reason when they could simply have a vaccine and not get the horrible disease in question.
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wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
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Derelict racing course with the Cotai Strip skyline. Classic Macau.
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Derelict racing course with the Cotai Strip skyline. Classic Macau.
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I think someone talked to my ex wife and told her she was being a massive asshole.
February 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I think someone talked to my ex wife and told her she was being a massive asshole.
You know what.
It rules that I dont have work tomorrow.
It rules that I dont have work tomorrow.
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
You know what.
It rules that I dont have work tomorrow.
It rules that I dont have work tomorrow.
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It *literally* does.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
It *literally* does.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
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Grab a box of tissues for this one
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Grab a box of tissues for this one
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SPAGHET!!!
You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
SPAGHET!!!
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cats love to make shit out of their butt and eat food
February 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
cats love to make shit out of their butt and eat food
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unfortunately, all my internet-poisoned brain can think about this image is
"leaked scenes from the Italian Evangelion remake"
"leaked scenes from the Italian Evangelion remake"
You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
unfortunately, all my internet-poisoned brain can think about this image is
"leaked scenes from the Italian Evangelion remake"
"leaked scenes from the Italian Evangelion remake"