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Will shill for toy soldiers or samosas

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Time for the family tradition of getting haircuts in right before new years.
February 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Kinda sucks that we're hazing kids with deadly illnesses for no reason when they could simply have a vaccine and not get the horrible disease in question.
Measles is a bellwether. Because it’s the most contagious vaccine-preventable disease, when vaccination rates drop, it’s the first to start spreading.

Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.

Expect more.

This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.
Maryland health officials warn providers about an upsurge in mumps cases
Maryland health officials are warning about an uptick in cases of mumps.
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February 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Derelict racing course with the Cotai Strip skyline. Classic Macau.
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I think someone talked to my ex wife and told her she was being a massive asshole.
February 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
You know what.

It rules that I dont have work tomorrow.
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
February 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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It *literally* does.

Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Grab a box of tissues for this one
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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SPAGHET!!!
You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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cats love to make shit out of their butt and eat food
February 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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it’s traditional!
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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unfortunately, all my internet-poisoned brain can think about this image is

"leaked scenes from the Italian Evangelion remake"
You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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i can’t stop laughing
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
My cat is 16 years old and has evolved into ripping the most horrendous farts.

Good god man.

Id ask what theyre feeding you, but your diet hasn't changed in a decade.
February 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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sometimes over the kitchen sink, slightly rushed, and betwixt meetings
You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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say what you will about bowls and eating utensils but this is the ideal way to consume spaghetti

my credentials: i'm Italian, i know what i'm talking about
You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
We need a The Office variant but it the Olympics.

This shit is messy as hell.
February 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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fifteen pounds of spaghetti, little brand, put that shit in my hand
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM