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Will shill for toy soldiers or samosas

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i can’t stop laughing
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
My cat is 16 years old and has evolved into ripping the most horrendous farts.

Good god man.

Id ask what theyre feeding you, but your diet hasn't changed in a decade.
February 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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sometimes over the kitchen sink, slightly rushed, and betwixt meetings
You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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say what you will about bowls and eating utensils but this is the ideal way to consume spaghetti

my credentials: i'm Italian, i know what i'm talking about
You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
We need a The Office variant but it the Olympics.

This shit is messy as hell.
February 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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fifteen pounds of spaghetti, little brand, put that shit in my hand
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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This is The Way:
You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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However, if you put it in your pocket, you may have a problem.
You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
You can eat spaghetti out of your hand. There is no one stopping you.
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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this reminds me of christmas at my grannys house. also it's 100% worth it to watch all the way though lol
February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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Howay man
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Extremely cute kid singing “tell me ma, me ma “ 🖤🤍🥺 #nufc
February 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Nice of our fans to serenade the home supporters out the stadium.
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Happy Big Nick Fucking Woltemade Day #nufc
Happy Kevin Keegan (and Nick Woltemade) day to all who celebrate it #nufc
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
ZWEI METER BAM BAM
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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okay hear us out: snowler derby
Really photo editing here by Hector Vivas of Getty Images. Composite of the women's snowboard halfpipe final, depicting all the female Olympians who competed.
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Sannnnddddyyyyyyy.

I really shout at the telly, but a “f*** you ref” came out of my gob.

Amazing hit. Stepping up while Bruno is out. #nufc
2-1! Tonali with a screamer!

#NUFC #AVFC #AVLNEW #FACup
February 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Im having spaghetti and moretti tonight.
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
SCREAMER
February 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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#NUFC
Today's game was brought to you by the virtues of VAR In conjunction with Ladbrokes
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM