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Will shill for toy soldiers or samosas

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Reskeets =/= endorsement
Guardrails? What guardrails?

We're getting 1 bread company, and its bringing sawdust back.

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Justice Department's antitrust chief says she's leaving, effective immediately
Gail Slater is stepping down at a critical moment for corporate mergers in America.
www.nbcnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Whats the tie break situation?
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."

teenage son:
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 6:57 AM
That new Bleachers single is ok.

The problem is that it sounds like literally every other Bleachers single.
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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This “South East Asian Art Inventory” of Leon Black and his Narrows trust, dated 30 April 2014, appears in the Epstein Files. It suggests Black assembled an extraordinary collection of Khmer antiquities. THREAD www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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Age verification?

I saw Gen Y cops in the theaters on its initial release.
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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🧐
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
February 13, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Help.

My memory foam pillow memorized the wrong shape.
May 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I was really excited to not do any driving after the school run this morning, but my wife has informed my im picking her up from school at noon.

So thats nice.
February 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Big day for Edison Chen on bsky.
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Are there any cultures that *didn't* do funny hats?
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Not to be confused with Arthur Alligators
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Barramundi is the king of fish. You're missing out.
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
My dad got a seafood allergy because he ate way too many moreton bay bugs in Australia.

I think he did that to himself though. Im pretty sure no one made him.
POV you’re riffing on bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Bro. Im fucking beat.
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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forgot the most important of the genre
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Still convinced that the X-ray function on prime video is one of the most useful UI features ever invented.

More platforms should let me see the actors in the scene, the music, and additional info at the touch of a button.
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Half an hour till daughters therapy appointment is over.

So boy and I are eating McDonald's, listening to bad bunny, and watching the planes take off from the regional airport.

"Best dinner ever"

Yeah bud, its pretty good
February 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Oh look.

Its what ive been screaming about.

But at least we still have golf courses, right?

Thats a good use of water.

Golf.
The outlook for the Colorado River is grim. Basins are seeing below-average snowpack, and models show Lake Powell could drop below hydropower levels as early as this Fall—threatening communities and ecosystems downstream.

🗣️ Learn more: www.americanrivers.org/2026/02/the-...
The Colorado River - A 2025 Recap
In December of 2025, a hodge-podge, high-power mix of water users, water managers and policy makers, non-profits, scientists, and journalists convened in Las Vegas for the 80th annual Colorado River W...
www.americanrivers.org
February 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Please enjoy this timeline cleanse
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Oh nice. The dad next to me at jujitsu is chewing his chewing gum very loudly with an open mouth.

He's doing his best "cow eating shit" impression.

Im very tempted to ask if he eats like that at the dinner table, and if so, how his family isnt constantly vomiting at meals.
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM