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Lux Enjoyer
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He/Him Dude/Bro

Managing Partner of intelligentsia Coffee.
Interests include:
Sports: LA Kings / LA Dodgers.
Physical media dead-ender
Grocerybro
My opinions are stupid, but as least they’re my own.
Made my son a Ham sandwich but I forgot to cut it in half like him mom does so he ripped it in half with his bare hands.
January 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Sometimes I think about how perfect Hockey and Van Damme fit together in Sudden Death. "We need a sport where you can have a french guy do the splits"
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Why is he trying to look like Freddie Mercury though?
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I feel like LAUSD need to chill the fuck out with their attendance requirements. You aren't paying my kid to be there it's not his job, fuck off!
January 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The most deranged part of this story:
"I started to warm up my McChicken and I noticed several small bites,"

Who microwaves a McDonald's sandwich?

We need to bring back home-ec, this country is going to shit.
January 14, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The best time to fire Jim Hiller was after the 23-24 playoffs the second best time is now!
Fun fact: Blue Jackets are last in the Eastern Conference but only three points behind the Kings. They fired their coach today and hired Bowness, a pretty damn good coach. The longer the Kings wait, the less good coaches will be left out there.
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I'm kinda tempted to try and add Steve Jobs to the Wikipedia page of inventors killed by their own invention. Though he didn't actually invent the iPhone so it doesn't count.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Just thinking out loud here but, if the FBI fails to indite, and then the state does, and trump can only pardon federal charges ...
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Lot of great Defense being played in this New England vs Chargers game and I should be able to appreciate this but I'm gonna keep it real I'm a casual and this shit is boring to me.
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies

40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Vote for me and I promise you a chicken in every pot; a car in every garage; a banshee crouching ‘neath the burl of an ancient oak betoking death for all those who hear her mournful lamentations piercing the dark of night
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I don't let my kid play fortnight a gacha game for kids now.
So how we feelin' about that Epic ecosystem nowadays?

We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
January 11, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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The good news is Sean is an insane person and the second he realized Goff was bad vibes he barged in on Matthew Stafford's vacation in Cabo to beg him to come to LA. Sean is currently finding out what JaMarr Chase and JJ are doing this off-season so he can book some tickets
January 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Puka's butter fingers just cost the Rams an insurance TD going into the half can't wait to see him try and blame this one on the refs.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
To post about anything aside from the news: I propose the NHL switch to a 14 team bracket. Top team in each division are the 1 and 2 seed. seeds 3-7 are taken from the conference standings. Number 1 seed gets a 1st round bye and plays the lowest seeded team to make it the the second round.
January 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Tank vs dps
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I avoid getting hit by cars by not walking in front of them, few know this trick.
January 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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"I hit so many kids." - Will Klein www.instagram.com/p/DTLjZe0Ep9D/
January 9, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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DOINK 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
So, apparently the starting goalie for the Ottawa Sens got caught cheating. He told his wife "all the guys do it" and named some names. His wife then told the other girlfriends and wives and now all his teammates are mad at him. LMAO, keep it in your pants guys.
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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The California Privacy Protection Agency kicked off 2026 by launching a tool that state residents can use to make data brokers delete and stop selling their personal information. bit.ly/3Nzvxu0
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM