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Lux Enjoyer
@luxenjoyer.com
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He/Him Dude/Bro Managing Partner of intelligentsia Coffee. Interests include: Sports: LA Kings / LA Dodgers. Physical media dead-ender Grocerybro My opinions are stupid, but as least they’re my own.
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 12h
Sports betting should NOT be available at people’s fingertips. I’ve been saying it for a while but there needs to be physical sports books for people to go to.
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 16h
Padres manager Mike Shildt said he retired in part because of death threats from sports bettors:
Mike Shildt says decision to retire was his own, but Padres questions remain
www.nytimes.com
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Lux Enjoyer @luxenjoyer.com · 14h
Would be cool if someone in power would say something like: Even if trump had evidence that these boats were being used to smuggle drugs it doesn't justify killing everyone on board with a missile.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 19h
Only times in MLB history that a pitcher has left the game after 8 innings and only 24 batters faced:

Mike Bolsinger (2015 LAD)
Mike Fiers (2019 OAK)
Justin Verlander (2022 HOU)
Adam Oller (2022 OAK)
Michael Kopech (2023 CWS)
Blake Snell (2025 LAD) <-- last night
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Lux Enjoyer @luxenjoyer.com · 19h
I suppose it's good that the Dodgers don't have home field for he NLCS because tonight's game would be rained out.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d
Robot umps yesterday
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bloody bacon popsicle ✋ @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d
Someone at the supermarket asked if I knew where the cheese aisle was and it was just pure instinct to give them wrong directions so there was more cheese left for me.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 1d
Frank Zamboni, inventor of the modern ice resurfacing machine that changed the games of hockey and ice skating forever
Frank Zamboni holding some ice in front of the machine that bears his name
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Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 1d
“Virtue signaling” has been an all-purpose tool to invalidate any form of advocacy which isn’t centered around selfishness.
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larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social · 4d
her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 20d
y2k bug scamper 💾
Bright yellow mug with red ladybugs and the Protective logo, with text reading "1999 Y2K Bug Scamper".
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 2d
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
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Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 3d
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable. " Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 2d
texting like this off 2 beers must feel so good for a white guy
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Rory @roryreckons.bsky.social · 2d
Can not stop thinking about the philosophical/existential implications of this.

When you are constantly being offered suggestions for your thoughts, when do you stop being you, and just become an interface for the AI.
This patient’s Neuralink brain implant gets a boost from generative AI
A patient who types with his brain thanks to a Neuralink implant is using AI chatbots to speed things up.
www.technologyreview.com
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Lux Enjoyer @luxenjoyer.com · 2d
We're having fun on mastodon. Figured I'd stop in and share my Butter Tart recipe happy Canadian thanksgiving all.
mastodon.xyz/@Leeisme/115...
Gavin Lux Enjoyer (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image My SoCal #ButterTarts
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Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 2d
wint @dril go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
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Lux Enjoyer @luxenjoyer.com · 3d
Since Uber every silicon valley play has been doing crimes at scale so that law enforcement/regulators can't control it.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 3d
What now playboy
Cubs infielder Matt Shaw defends missing game to attend Charlie Kirk's memorial service
"Whatever backlash comes is OK," Shaw told reporters after he missed the Cubs' game Sunday against the Cincinnati Reds to attend Kirk's service in Arizona.
www.nbcnews.com
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Michele Okoh |🖤🩶🤍💜|🔺🐘 @okohlaw.bsky.social · 4d
It’s the Portland way.
LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 4d
Mariners landing in Toronto like
Christopher and Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos after wandering in the woods all night.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 4d
How do I watch the Mariners locker room?
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Lux Enjoyer @luxenjoyer.com · 4d
I think we need to look into why these insurance companies have all this money to spend on advertising.
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Lux Enjoyer @luxenjoyer.com · 4d
The one where the guy steals the kid's cotton candy and he's like "I should have checked to see I wasn't on the jumbotron first." Yeah dude THAT was your mistake.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 4d
The dollar is dead, welcome to the labubu economy (the econobubu?)
WSJ wsj Suggested for you Follow Young People Are Spending Big on Blind Boxes The cost of small purchases, in Labubus Regular coffee Thai takeout Biginto $27.99 13% of a Labubu One Labubu costs $27.99 Nike running shoes Weekly groceries for a family of four Note: Prices represent median, average or typical cost, based on data availability Sources: Toast (coffee); DoorDash (Thai takeout); Nike (running shoes); Agricul Iture Department (groceries) WSJ
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Lux Enjoyer @luxenjoyer.com · 5d
I'll admin Betts has way more swag
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Lux Enjoyer @luxenjoyer.com · 5d
Remember when Gavin Lux did the same levitation celebration pose Betts is doing right now?
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 5d
the thrill of victory
the agony of defeat
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