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never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
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15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
19 points, never been on a waterbed
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
19 points, never been on a waterbed
I swear, New York could learn a thing or two from Philadelphia about salting and cleaning their sidewalks
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I swear, New York could learn a thing or two from Philadelphia about salting and cleaning their sidewalks
Amy Schumer doing a weird instagram post announcing her divorce and then wanting people to respect her privacy is strange, right
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Amy Schumer doing a weird instagram post announcing her divorce and then wanting people to respect her privacy is strange, right
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The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
I for one am fine with him doing a foghorn leghorn impression
personally i believe yall are doing irreparable harm to Daniel Craig by continuing to indulge his mistaken belief that he can do a southern accent. that heist movie, these detective films...it can only end in tears
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I for one am fine with him doing a foghorn leghorn impression
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hey is anyone else really fucking exhausted
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
hey is anyone else really fucking exhausted
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
finished watching Wake Up, Dead Man and this was the first thing I thought of
BREAKING MADDEN, WEEK 10: THE CONCLUSION.
YouTube video by Jon Bois
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
finished watching Wake Up, Dead Man and this was the first thing I thought of
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At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
word to the wise
if you interact with people with boobs on Twitter/Bluesky? you’re a simp. but if you look at paintings of boobs in a museum? that’s culture, baby
if you interact with people with boobs on Twitter/Bluesky? you’re a simp. but if you look at paintings of boobs in a museum? that’s culture, baby
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
word to the wise
if you interact with people with boobs on Twitter/Bluesky? you’re a simp. but if you look at paintings of boobs in a museum? that’s culture, baby
if you interact with people with boobs on Twitter/Bluesky? you’re a simp. but if you look at paintings of boobs in a museum? that’s culture, baby
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behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
behold, the platonic ideal of social media
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Care to explain this fap in your resume?
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Care to explain this fap in your resume?
I’m in Philly and I’m going to find the line that @mrpussy.xyz has been standing on for the last few years
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’m in Philly and I’m going to find the line that @mrpussy.xyz has been standing on for the last few years
having cinnamon sticks from the reading terminal market fixed me
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
having cinnamon sticks from the reading terminal market fixed me
I’m surprised she doesn’t have her tissues that have been magically grafted onto her hand whenever she’s on camera
December 13, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I’m surprised she doesn’t have her tissues that have been magically grafted onto her hand whenever she’s on camera
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I don't know how they can top this one lmao, I really don't
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I don't know how they can top this one lmao, I really don't
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
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i can't believe this
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i can't believe this
not sure what’s worse, it being cold and windy outside or 1000°F in the office
December 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
not sure what’s worse, it being cold and windy outside or 1000°F in the office
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No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see
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"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist