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never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
Pinned
15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies

40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
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Personally, I think that anyone who was sending friendly emails back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein or attending events with him post-2008 should be thrown into an active volcano.
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Translated "it's fine if they're slaves or indentured servants"
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts”

And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world

But you know what
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”

This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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one thing you never want to have to realize is that you were really underestimating the number of pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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DUDE REMEMBER THIS LMAO. This is literally everything wrong with journalism wrapped neatly in one post.

Nuzzi, Bowles, Weiss, and the fucking NYT sucking em all off. Pedos, pedo lovers, and pedo defenders.
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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it’s a good day to be a Bari Weiss hater
January 31, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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I wonder if the New York Times will go after any of the prominent academics in the Epstein files for being rapists as hard as they went after Claudine Gay for being kind of sloppy with citations in her graduate thesis.

If not, why not?
Here’s Duke behavioral economist Dan Ariely asking Jeffrey Epstein for “the name and email of the redhead that was here with you.” This is four years after Epstein’s 2008 conviction for procuring a child for prostitution.
Doo do doo
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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every Epstein email is like

GHISLAINE: we can arrange for private "dancing lessons". our young new tutor knows all the moves "the kids" are doing these days 😉

ELON: You aren't understanding. When I arrive I want to fuck an underage child. I want to do it illegally. — Elon Musk, business pedophile
January 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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It’s pretty fucking wild that the DOJ is releasing files that include accusations that the President of the United States raped underage girls, to distract from the fact that the DOJ is covering up murders of US citizens by their own government.
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 AM
La La Dick
Titandick
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick
January 31, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Do you think the judges and justices that are originalists actually care that ICE is violating the first 5 amendments or do you think the whole originalism thing is a bunch of bullshit?

I bet you can’t guess what I think the answer is
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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congragulations
January 31, 2026 at 3:13 AM
If I were a billionaire I would buy every single hockey jersey on this website
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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So, it's really ALL of them, isn't it
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Good news, not only am I not in the Epstein files, I’ve also never been banned on Xbox Live
January 31, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right

KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Jesus Christ
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Sunset over the fen.
#scape
#photography
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM