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Moon Snail Music @moonsnailmusic.bsky.social · 11h

In middle school my friend printed this out and brought it to his catholic school and got in trouble

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 11h

ok so the deal is that magic the gathering (terminally fortnitified) got the license to make a tournament legal spiderman set but the license doesn't cover digital products so they need to make a functionally equivalent but non-spiderman themed set specifically for online play

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Dec 26

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hanavesinauttija:
"I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there"

hanavesinauttija

"now I'm it/she"

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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 19h

Honey, the new STFU About Chicago pins just dropped. #chicago

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Jill Blake @biscuitkitten.bsky.social · 1d

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

The Blue Jays will defeat the Dodgers this year in the World Series which will precipitate the "Evil Ohtani" arc

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 1d

You will NEVER defeat autism Secretary Kennedy

www.ajc.com/news/2025/10...

A 5-year-old wanted a Jimmy Carter birthday party. His mom delivers.

Ryan became fascinated with the 39th president — especially Carter's Habitat for Humanity work — after learning about him on Presidents Day when Ryan was in preschool.

www.ajc.com

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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 1d

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sixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 2d

turn on your monitor

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3d

LLMs are sort of a One Ring situation where they make everyone dumber but they make people who were already dumb WAY dumber

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 4d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 2d

A four panel comic of Calvin’s Dad talking to Calvin.
Panel 1: All bands and musical acts can be classified as either Joy Division or New Order

Panel 2: Nirvana? Joy Division
The Strokes? New Order
Charli XCX? Joy Division
Taylor Swift? New Order

Panel 3: here's the thing... New Order? Joy Division, then New Order

Panel 4: Calvin lies awake in bed, looking completely confused

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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Kevin the Pikachu @kap3692.bsky.social · 3d

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 3d

its a minor thing, but it does bother me whenever someone is described as “talking like sephiroth” when they’re actually “talking like martin prince.”

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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · Feb 17

did you know? Tommy Pickles is on Medicare. feel old? you shouldn't. he's on Medicare because he lost his leg in Iraq

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 3d

creating a social media platform called cluub, going crazy after I get everyone on it and they leave

when that migration platform they're on goes down the drain, they'll all go back to the cluub

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3d

Surely next time Taylor Swift will release an album about how she’s the exact type of leftist I am

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 3d

“Newly added on the criterion channel” graphic and its one of the alien skeleton people from They Live

It’s just a funny juxtaposition even though They Live obviously deserves to be there. Great movie, great channel

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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 4d

I think of the wise old tree a lot

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sixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 3d

this guy

john sublime from grant morrison’s new x-men run, the guy who turned himself into drugs for evil reasons

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4d

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 3d

Empath: Ooh, look at me, I’m Emma Frost and I looooove recreational drugs and premarital sex.
Emma Frost: Excuse me, I love professional drugs and postmartial sex.
Roulette: With other people’s husbands, right?
Emma Frost: I believe that that goes without saying, Jennifer, yes.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

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