Elementary Penguin
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Elementary Penguin is an okapi at the San Diego Zoo. He likes math and hates food.
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Another picture of Jinx
January 28, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Another picture of Jinx
Fry watching TV
Alternative title:
ISO 6400 or: how I learned to stop worrying and love digital noise
Alternative title:
ISO 6400 or: how I learned to stop worrying and love digital noise
January 27, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Fry watching TV
Alternative title:
ISO 6400 or: how I learned to stop worrying and love digital noise
Alternative title:
ISO 6400 or: how I learned to stop worrying and love digital noise
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New CBS contributors announced: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Cruella De Ville, Javert, Titus Andronicus, Killmonger, and the Beastfly from Silksong.
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
New CBS contributors announced: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Cruella De Ville, Javert, Titus Andronicus, Killmonger, and the Beastfly from Silksong.
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I think Williamson's right that the Russell paradox for properties is a serious problem for easy ontology about properties, unless you're a dialetheist, which you should be
January 27, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I think Williamson's right that the Russell paradox for properties is a serious problem for easy ontology about properties, unless you're a dialetheist, which you should be
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Some kook at interior who doesn't believe in dinosaurs definitely flagged the displays at Big Bend
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Some kook at interior who doesn't believe in dinosaurs definitely flagged the displays at Big Bend
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A think I forgot about that I enjoy despite the horrors is the faction of assholes who use Fox News to implant ideas in Trump’s mind like in Inception, but stupider
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 AM
A think I forgot about that I enjoy despite the horrors is the faction of assholes who use Fox News to implant ideas in Trump’s mind like in Inception, but stupider
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Trump has cancelled all public appearances tomorrow while he goes to get the Princess Mononoke demon curse on his hands looked at again
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Trump has cancelled all public appearances tomorrow while he goes to get the Princess Mononoke demon curse on his hands looked at again
It’s the 100th anniversary of the invention of television which is a great time to realize that the Simpsons has been on the air for over a third of the time television has existed.
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 PM
It’s the 100th anniversary of the invention of television which is a great time to realize that the Simpsons has been on the air for over a third of the time television has existed.
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Taking pictures of the pets that are still awake because that picture of a guy in a the snow sent me on an eBay spiral that I had to stop because I can’t actually afford to buy every camera I see.
January 26, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Taking pictures of the pets that are still awake because that picture of a guy in a the snow sent me on an eBay spiral that I had to stop because I can’t actually afford to buy every camera I see.
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ABC: Noem said Pretti committed an act of domestic terrorism. Stephen Miller labeled him a domestic terrorist. Does the president agree?
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
January 26, 2026 at 6:34 PM
ABC: Noem said Pretti committed an act of domestic terrorism. Stephen Miller labeled him a domestic terrorist. Does the president agree?
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
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Taking pictures of the pets that are still awake because that picture of a guy in a the snow sent me on an eBay spiral that I had to stop because I can’t actually afford to buy every camera I see.
January 26, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Taking pictures of the pets that are still awake because that picture of a guy in a the snow sent me on an eBay spiral that I had to stop because I can’t actually afford to buy every camera I see.
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no matter the weather you can always count on Some Dude being out there
January 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
no matter the weather you can always count on Some Dude being out there
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Just seeing how they drew Birdo in the Super Mario cartoon from the 90s and I couldn't tell you why it's transphobic but just look at it
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Just seeing how they drew Birdo in the Super Mario cartoon from the 90s and I couldn't tell you why it's transphobic but just look at it
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
About a foot of snow already, supposed to get another foot overnight.
January 25, 2026 at 11:23 PM
About a foot of snow already, supposed to get another foot overnight.
Finally got the email saying the kids don’t have school tomorrow. No idea why they waited so long; Worcester made the decision on Friday.
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Finally got the email saying the kids don’t have school tomorrow. No idea why they waited so long; Worcester made the decision on Friday.
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Understand that 370 days ago even bringing a motion like this would probably have been treated as sanctionably frivolous
Today it was granted ex parte
Today it was granted ex parte
A federal judge issues a restraining order against the feds, barring them from "destroying or altering evidence"
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Understand that 370 days ago even bringing a motion like this would probably have been treated as sanctionably frivolous
Today it was granted ex parte
Today it was granted ex parte
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"...but most remarkably, it exactly matches a casting mold found 43 years ago."
Extraordinary find: 10th c. bronze wheel cross matches mold found 43 years ago – The History Blog
A bronze wheel cross dating to the 10th or 11th century has been discovered in western Havelland, in Brandenburg, Germany. The small devotional object is extraordinary due to its age, bearing witness to the early Christianization of the Brandenburg region, but most remarkably, it exactly matches a casting mold found 43 years ago.
www.thehistoryblog.com
January 24, 2026 at 10:14 PM
"...but most remarkably, it exactly matches a casting mold found 43 years ago."
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do you want to see the weirdest good and hopeful news?
January 24, 2026 at 5:15 PM
do you want to see the weirdest good and hopeful news?
Fed posting in my heart
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Fed posting in my heart
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My mum still tells the story of the day we were playing with my imaginary friend, and she really committed, set a seat at the table for him, buckled him in in the car, spoke to him, and as she put us to bed at night I gently gripped her arm and said "Mum, you do know he's not real?"
Toddlers really nail that combination of encouraging and patronising in their tone, and I don’t think it’s actually mirroring how we speak to them, I think they really do just assume adults are kindly idiots.
January 24, 2026 at 9:45 AM
My mum still tells the story of the day we were playing with my imaginary friend, and she really committed, set a seat at the table for him, buckled him in in the car, spoke to him, and as she put us to bed at night I gently gripped her arm and said "Mum, you do know he's not real?"
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I have so many things to do but I do not want to do a single one of them
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I have so many things to do but I do not want to do a single one of them