Elementary Penguin
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Elementary Penguin is an okapi at the San Diego Zoo. He likes math and hates food.
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nameoftheyear.bsky.social
LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME
Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS
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elempeng.bsky.social
Easily my favorite part of For All Mankind is Karen Baldwin’s friendship with Wayne Cobb
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elempeng.bsky.social
It helps that Trump has made it clear he won’t honor any sort of legislative deal Johnson and Thune manage to make, and that he’s already been firing government workers and destroying government agencies
elempeng.bsky.social
I’m very fond of the BBC Shakespeare Retold version with Damien Lewis and Sarah Parish

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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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rajandelman.bsky.social
"The dispensary bummed me out with all the AI promo art" is such a 2025 sentence
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scratchcarddust.bsky.social
If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
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apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social
we do at least have this tweet out of it
Twitter post. Image is Lee Kuan Yew.
“We did it. We resurrected LKY. Father, tell us: what should we do to fix America?”
“Ten billion H1B Indians.”
“What? B–but—“
“Forced race mixing of neighborhoods.”
“Father, no—“
“Arrest anyone who disagrees.”
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geb1999.bsky.social
i’ve heard disconcerting reports that hornet never once yells SHAW in silksong
elempeng.bsky.social
they could give obama a second one since that's what caused all this in the first place
elempeng.bsky.social
what if you also randomize what they do? "they're happily married!" "They fight crime!" "They're wanted in 3 states!" "There were no survivors!"
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foldablehuman.bsky.social
this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
elempeng.bsky.social
arc of history bends towards justice but then it starts to bend away, unfortunately
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cjzero.bsky.social
Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
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