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Elementary Penguin is an okapi at the San Diego Zoo. He likes math and hates food.

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 29d

The words “surely this” written in fraktur calligraphy

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sarah margaret (scary) 🍂 @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 11h

I referenced “moe from the simpsons” and when my mom replied “who?” I said “moe szyslak” like that was gonna clear things up for her

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 2h

to be honest i had to look it up because he was on From the Earth To the Moon

Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 2h

i think possibly my favorite casting in a movie is James Rebhorn in The Game, where he plays a character actor who takes a role as a corporate suit

James Rebhorn in The Game. An older white man wearing a jacket and tie, with grey receding hair

Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 2h

maslow's hierarchy of needs, but it's all one color and labeled DORITOS

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 13h

True ending, finally, now I can stop neglecting every other aspect of my life

A silksong game completion screen showing 90% completion with a playtime of 64 hours

Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 17h

Technically I stole this joke from @naxuu.bsky.social so blame him

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 19h

Unfortunately the trend goes the other way. This model suggests that by 2450 they’ll make a tron movie with a 0% rotten tomatoes score

Graph with three points on it and a trend line with a negative slope

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 19h

Watching From The Earth To The Moon which is like a full-employment program for 1990s character actors

Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 21h

A four panel comic of Calvin’s Dad talking to Calvin.
Panel 1: All bands and musical acts can be classified as either Joy Division or New Order

Panel 2: Nirvana? Joy Division
The Strokes? New Order
Charli XCX? Joy Division
Taylor Swift? New Order

Panel 3: here's the thing... New Order? Joy Division, then New Order

Panel 4: Calvin lies awake in bed, looking completely confused

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 21h

she dated kate mckinnon in college!

Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 21h

the thing that baffles me is that Tron was a huge flop! and so was the reboot they did a decade ago! why are they trying again!

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 22h

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 23h

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 1d

a law that HE SIGNED

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 1d

i know you're only using me to score my wife, i'm not fooled!

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 1d

in the spirit of radical honestly 13 yo me would have had such a huge crush on 12 yo you

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

elder millennial news director ending his big speech with "now lets go do the heckin newserino"

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 9d

So considering he reposted that AI medbed thing last night there's a nonzero chance his own advisors have been showing him AI Fox News clips in the oval office and he thinks they're real

Mister.Nobody @ytregaws.bsky.social · 9d

LOL

"I spoke to the governor, she was very nice. But I said, 'Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening? My people tell me different.' They are literally attacking and there are fires all over the place...

www.kgw.com/article/news...

Trump seems to back off Portland military plan: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?'

President Trump had said he will send troops to Portland to protect U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facilities, which he said were "under attack."

www.kgw.com

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d

Vampire Survivors Online Co-Op is Coming Soon | Announcement Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTa_...

-releasing this autumn
-up to 3 other friends
-next week's announcement - "we might finally answer a burning question that has been asked thousands of times"

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 1d

A great gift for your friends, an even better gift for your enemies!

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 1d

The text “When the Wehrmacht boasts about being a mechanized army despite still heavily relying on horses for transportation, and then an actual mechanized army lands in Normandy in 1944:” above a picture of Private Webster, from the show Band of Brothers, yelling “Say hello to Ford, and General fucking Motors!” from the back of a jeep.

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 1d

good ol' "IJN Glorious Kirin vs 6 identical copies of the USS We Built This Yesterday" tweet dot jpg

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 1d

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